Sign in

Lt Cmdr SATA

@paperbagriker.fun
373 followers 629 following 4.5K posts

not YIMBY or NIMBY but a secret third thing— Seattleite, Cascadian always alt text 🖖 never genAI 🚫 Lt Cmdr of Star Trek @earlgreymemes.club

PostsRepliesMedia
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 8h
Bluesky should be able to save my spot in a feed and then resume it later without refreshing and scrolling through hours of shit that I've already seen the API obviously supports some kind of pagination token so why shouldn't I be able to resume a feed from a specific token?
010
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 17h
curated meme by Admiral Katfish @AdmiralJaneway on FB in two panels; first panel, Doctor Bashir leans back and looks up with his eyes closed as if praying, with caption: Computer, end program; second panel, he opens his eyes disappointed, with caption: Fuck
07217
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026
who remembers Super Monday Night Combat?
000
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026
I ended up doing the AM5 upgrade and did the swapping today. Thankfully everything worked on the first try but it all took like 10 hours. Building a PC is straightforward but still insanely tedious even if you don't drop screws into tiny crevices.
100
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026
"I stand with JK Rowling" lmao shut up nerd
060
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026
someone check this person's hard drive
000
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026
send post
My 9 Games

Escape From Tarkov
XCOM 2
Kerbal Space Program
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout 4
Factorio
Cities: Skylines
Call of Duty: World at War
010
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the ifunny dot com watermark stays ON during sex
1266
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 25/09/2026
to get things done as an AuDHDer it can be helpful to create little games for yourself, for example I always make myself do three small chores before I go to the bar and get shithoused
020
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/05/2024
studying STEM doesn't mean you're soulless, and studying the humanities doesn't keep you from being Henry Kissenger
021
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
We overvalue STEM education in this country. But if everybody learned basic statistics and math they wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking that Nate Silver was smart
1882366
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 22/09/2026
"Insurify" why not "insurification"
010
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish the people actually cared about the safety of children playing sports because I don't think children can consent to playing tackle football and it should be illegal to have it in public schools.
902734396
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"youre a notorious sex trafficker & misogynist... and yet here you wore a purple shirt that looks EFFEMINATE. curious!" shut the fuck up "he wants to kill all transes... yet he is obsessed with testosterone. just like a trans!!" shut the fuck up "grindr crashes every republica--" SHUT THE FUCK UP
117418
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
stop trying to make "hypocrisy" jokes and focus on developing a clear-eyed understanding of what's before you: hegseth sees cis men, maleness, masculinity, and cis supremacy as the natural ruling order of the world. that's the threat. that's the target. that's the enemy you're facing.
110615
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 21/09/2026
Either we decide upon massive social investments now, or we face the incalculably more costly alternative of social disintegration and violence. In the long run, it is the budget-balancers and the tight-money boys who will prove to be the most impractical. -- A. Philip Randolph
010
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 20/09/2026
if I were on Jeopardy I would flex by saying first names
011
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
DivestSPD @divestspd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mayor Wilson said she's fully funding SPD's hiring plan through 2028. Assuming they continue to hire at the same pace, that's tantamount to a pledge to add $40 million to SPD's budget at least. SPOG might be crying for other reasons though. They're always crying.
1152
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 20/09/2026
since Pluto crosses into Neptune's orbit, doesn't that mean Neptune hasn't cleared it's orbit either? and isn't there a bunch of crap in Jupiter's L4 and L5 lagrange points? the logical conclusion is that there are no planets
110
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you call yourself a leftist but you have a 401k? curious
1520412
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 19/09/2026
2152
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
WCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston @wcvb5.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full story
wcvb.com
Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism
Sifting through hundreds of rolls of toilet paper, one Illinois police department has issued a warning following a recent uptick in pre-homecoming week vandalism.
32526967
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/09/2026
Hey, at least they're doing *something*
000
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/09/2026
I reseated the CPU and cooler with new thermal paste, reseated the RAM in various slots, removed the GPU and sound card, and replaced the power supply, but it still just keeps power cycling
110
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 18/09/2026
"sure wish I had a second grilled cheese sandwich" --me every time I make a grilled cheese sandwich
020
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 18/09/2026
Born too late for a set of encyclopedias Born too soon for Wikipedia Born just in time for Microsoft Encarta on CD-ROM
031
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 17/09/2026
Trump has no idea what he's talking about but there is some truth to this depending on which currency the trade is cleared in It actually doesn't make sense for a country to export its real resources in exchange for currency that it can create
131
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 17/09/2026
Furries at a renaissance fair is way less cringe than Star Trek cosplay
130
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 16/09/2026
just logged into Threads and it was nothing but white people using AAVE as far as the eye can see
000
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026
Mike Gravel had incredible merch
campaign sticker in the style of Pete Buttigieg 2020 with purple and yellow text, only it says BOOTLICKER
122
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026
jfc Roger Waters is an asshole
010
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026
sorry to say all your favorite albums are made by 25 year olds
010
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 08/07/2026
the three flavors of AI commercial - I'm a terrible father - I'm bad at my job - I'm a lazy piece of shit
081
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/06/2026
the 👏 plagiarism 👏 machine 👏 should be 👏 publicly 👏 owned
021
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026
Rest your head You worry too much
000
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/06/2025
I used to fly like Peter Pan
youtu.be
Bones
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
001
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026
I'm working on getting a second gaming PC running again so my wife and I can replay Valheim and this probably involves me upgrading to AM5 and giving her my AM4 build but also DDR5 ram currently costs a million dollars because Sam Altman had a rough childhood and he's taking it out on the rest of us
010
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 14/09/2026
interesting how Thom Yorke sang "the head of state has called for me by name / but I don't have time for him" when Elizabeth had been queen his entire life
110
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 09/09/2026
really wish you could copy-paste alt text on this web Site
010
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
classic Tweet [edited] to Jon's current circumstances;

@makeupbyshaniah: THAT [HOT DOG] FROM [LOTTIE'S] FUCKED MY STOMACH UP [barf emoji] [queasy emoji]

@sarahlugor: from where? [horrified baby react]
000
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
year of our lord 2026 and I still can't search fonts in GIMP
020
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
The Sopranos pinball machine has a Big Mouth Billy Bass 😅
030
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
finally got a bidet and it pretty much does what it says on the tin (sprays aerosolized poop water all over your legs, cheeks, and balls)
110
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
hey quick question why?
100
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026
white people be like "be like"
031
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 06/09/2026
"Trump is going to die any day now" hopium always cracks me up. The man has the best healthcare in the country, he's not dying any time soon.
010
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 06/09/2026
mock Twitter screenshot (only slightly exaggerated);

Ryan Petersen: Why is this plane not flying in a straight line? [image of the shortest distance between Santiago and Ulaanbaatar on a Mercator projection, a long arcing path over Greenland and near the north pole]

Elon Musk: It should be
020
Reposted by Lt Cmdr SATA
Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“trans rights are AI rights“ may be the most dehumanising thing i ever heard about trans people on this website Thanks dont compare my rights due to my humanity with the bullshit you want for the slop machine please
27871136
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/09/2026
my dreams when I don't wear my CPAP
040
Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/09/2026
Is this a virtue? or a character flaw?
020