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Lt Cmdr SATA

@paperbagriker.fun

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not YIMBY or NIMBY but a secret third thing— Seattleite, Cascadian always alt text 🖖 never genAI 🚫 Lt Cmdr of Star Trek @earlgreymemes.club

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/10/2026

new name for your little black book just dropped

photo of the inside of a PC case showing the motherboard screw hole guide, titled "Hole Index"

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/09/2026

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My 9 Games

Escape From Tarkov
XCOM 2
Kerbal Space Program
Fallout 3
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout 4
Factorio
Cities: Skylines
Call of Duty: World at War

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/09/2026

Mike Gravel had incredible merch

campaign sticker in the style of Pete Buttigieg 2020 with purple and yellow text, only it says BOOTLICKER

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/09/2026

classic Tweet [edited] to Jon's current circumstances;

@makeupbyshaniah: THAT [HOT DOG] FROM [LOTTIE'S] FUCKED MY STOMACH UP [barf emoji] [queasy emoji]

@sarahlugor: from where? [horrified baby react]

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 06/09/2026

mock Twitter screenshot (only slightly exaggerated);

Ryan Petersen: Why is this plane not flying in a straight line? [image of the shortest distance between Santiago and Ulaanbaatar on a Mercator projection, a long arcing path over Greenland and near the north pole]

Elon Musk: It should be

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 28/08/2026

mock screenshot of Sim City 2000 on Macintosh(?) with the Disasters menu open and "Data Center" selected

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 28/08/2026

tweet by Jamie @spacej_me: I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn't even teach us that... so now what

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/08/2026

tweet by J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling on 5/12/24: You've seen nothing yet. Wait til I hit rock bottom. It's going to be spectacular.

quoted by Charles Murray @charlesmurray (yes, that Charles Murray): I have a crush on J.K. Rowling.

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/08/2026

"Vicious Cycle" meme template with steps:

- act mysterious
- don't want to be perceived as bitchy
- overshare
- now i am perceived as insane
- act mysterious...

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/08/2026

"We don't need to nullify-EEHEE"

black and white photo of System of a Down but Serg is replaced with Michael Jackson

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 14/08/2026

It is 2020. I am playing Escape From Tarkov. It is 2023. I am playing Escape From Tarkov. It is 2026. I am playing Escape From Tarkov.

Doctor Manahattan on the moon meme

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 06/08/2026

pro-fish

an incoming text;

[photo of a woman next to a small airplane]

My name is Mary Peltola, and I'm the pro-fish, pro-family, pro-freedom Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Alaska. Can I have a moment of your time to tell you why?

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 05/08/2026

Stabler from Law and Order SVU holding up a flip phone with caption: ABOUT TEN GIGS WORTH OF WOMEN'S BUTTS.

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 05/08/2026

crashing a rocket into the moon is better than leaving it in lunar orbit

"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 02/08/2026

"Apu takes a bullet" meme with "weird nerds" diving in front of "hank green" to defend him from "valid criticism"

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 01/08/2026

Hank Green fans don't fuck with me "he didn't say that" lmao yes he did

Hank Green post that reads: Climate Change is a unique and bizarre threat. This is not something that evil people did to us, it's a weird physics problem caused by us releasing old stored energy to make life better for ourselves and each other.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 01/08/2026

two panel meme with a scene from Airplane with Kareem Abdul Jabar; first panel, the kid visiting the cockpit says: Jordan Peterson says Cultural Marxism is a chaotic force undermining civil society; second panel, Kareem's character leans in and says: Listen kid, I've been hearing about that crap since it was called Judeobolshevism.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/07/2026

Long dog is Long

Bird is splooting and stretching across two dog beds; her life is very hard; she is a hound dog mix with a white coat and brown spots and floppy ears and stubby legs; she measures 60 inches from nose to tail

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 23/07/2026

Bird the dog hiding behind a row of bright orange, pink, magenta, and white zinnias

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 09/07/2026

Tony Soprano lying: "there's no [red-brown alliance]"

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 08/07/2026

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Adobe Firefly ad that says "If you can dream it, you can create it" with an AI image of a slice of pepperoni pizza hanging from a clothesline

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 08/07/2026

original meme by Jon in two panels; first panel is an advertisement for Fremont Brewing "Seafair Pilsner" The Official Beer of Seafair, featuring the blue angels; second panel is a stock photo of a white guy flipping the bird with both hands

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 08/07/2026

parody of the Anchorman "that escalated quickly" meme in two panels; Ron Burgundy is drinking a beer, with text: Boy, that escalated steadily for six months. I mean that really got out of hand like everyone who's been paying attention warned it would.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 01/07/2026

Bird and Astrid #dogsofbluesky

Bird (18 months, left) laying next to Astrid (15 years, right) on a bedsheet; both are a light cream color; Astrid has perky triangular ears while Bird has floppy round ears and tan spots; both are curled up in the same position

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 24/06/2026

Google search results;

People also ask

Has Keanu Reeves got a wife?

Why did Hollywood blacklist Keanu Reeves?

What year did Keanu come out?

Is Keanu Reeves half Chinese?

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 22/06/2026

squinting Fry with top / bottom text: Not sure if trolling / or just stupid

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 19/06/2026

first day of standing lessons

Biden, Obama, Bush, and Clinton posing for a photo in suits; Obama is standing tall, Clinton is leaning with an ill fitting suit, and Biden and Bush don't seem to know where they are

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 16/06/2026

Their early work was a little too college for my tastes, but when the green album came out in '01, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.

Patrick Bateman of American Psycho holding an album; it's been edited to the Weezer green album instead of Huey Lewis and the News

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 15/06/2026

hungry boi

a Facebook photo of a working class man at a restaurant with 8 hot dogs in front of him, with caption: Robert had 10 hotdogs for breakfast this morning at the Easley store

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 13/06/2026

so it turns out someone actually figured out slash rediscovered the meaning of the bond burger meme, holy shit

a Tweet exchange;

KICK BACK @UrbanNightmare_ posted:

WAIT THAT'S THE UFCKING JOKE (GOLD)FINGER BLASTED YOUR SISTER

in response to King Koopas Kool Kartoonz:

Did you guys know that the Bond Burger is the same burger fired from the Dinner Blaster

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 12/06/2026

Crowding out:
does not occur
may occur
;
Monetary policy:
no stabilising function
stabilising instrument
;
Interest rates:
determined by the government
determined by markets
;
Inflation:
fiscal in nature
monetary in nature
;
Unemployment:
fully eliminable
not fully eliminable
;

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 10/06/2026

what are we doing here?

top view of white Adidas "Superstar" shoes with red stripes and a red rubber attachment with four finger or tow-like outgrowths, designed in collaboration with the Swedish label Avavav

side view of the Adidas "Superfinger" shoes showing the rubber attachment strapped on around the back

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/06/2026

"I just don't understand why everyone suddenly hates data centers."

stock photo of a white man in a button up, covering his ears and screaming "la la la"

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 07/06/2026

Georgetown, Seattle, Washington

a Cascadia trans flag, painted on a piece of wood and nailed high on a utility pole; the flag has a blue stripe, a pink stripe, and a white stripe, with a large black oval shaped evergreen tree in the center

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 04/06/2026

a pig pooping on its giant balls

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/06/2026

Reductress headline "Aww! This Woman Read a Paper She Wrote in College and Realized She Actually Used to Be Smart" with iconic photo of a woman looking nervously at the camera and wearing a green sweater with black and white striped sleeves

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 03/06/2026

I wonder if this person ever listened to their second album

Facebook post by Lonely Horseman:

Muse makes music for people who say "you sir, win the internet for today"

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 01/06/2026

fuck this shit

screenshot of Jon's phone, a google search for "graham platner primary" but the entire screen is taken up by "Sponsored result" for Kalshi on the App Store with text:

Maine Democratic Senate primary? Odds & Predictions 2026

Kalshi: Trade News & Sports

View app screenshots
Read user reviews

Install

Hide sponsored result ^

Top Stories

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/05/2026

tweet by Experienced Website User @RisenRabbit:

i followed you because of a funny post some time ago, but its been exciting to learn about your bleak personal life and extreme political views

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/05/2026

Seattle Times photo of Mark Zuckerberg's yacht docked on the west shore of Lake Union

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/05/2026

Senior Reporter for Guardian US

Bluesky post by Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social:

just realized I've never actually known whether a youth pastor is a pastor who speaks specifically to the youth or just a notably youthful pastor

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/05/2026

Louvre of Bluesky

Walker Riley @walkerriley.bsky.social:

The fuck is wrong with the people in this thread? The film made back its budget in one night and ya'll still just wanna find reasons to lambast the film. Why? Cause the director is 19? Cause it's based on an internet meme? Get over yourselves.

Himbo Blacksmith @himboblacksmith.bsky.social:
Well, the movie does have some genuine weaknesses. It was a fun watch and it's great that these movies are getting made, but that doesn't mean you just give it a pass for everything

Loquacious Scribble, PhD @loquaciousscribble.bsky.social:
I'll bet you enjoy pointing out people's flaws at their birthday party, too.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 30/05/2026

Mark Zuckerberg's giant yacht; it's mostly black with weird wavy layered white awnings on the upper half; there is a huge radar/satellite/antenna thing on top and a red stripe on the bottom that makes it look like the Titantic

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 28/05/2026

"Now This Is Podracing" meme template with young Anakin Skywalker in a racing helmet, with text: NOW THIS IS RESISTING

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 27/05/2026

Donnie Darko therapy meme in three panels; first panel he says, I made a new market innovation; second panel his therapist says, New or rent-seeking? third panel has a diagram showing 'subscription based business model' and he says: rent-seeking

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 27/05/2026

Gen X not beating the allegations

a Facebook exchange;

Anon 1: oh Gen X, the lead paint generation, why you vote orange man so much?

Anon 2: Wasn't us. Lead paint was Boomer shit.

Earl Grey Memes Club: GenX has the most childhood lead exposure

Anon 3: If GenX had as much exposure to lead as boomers then that means millennials also have some amount of exposure.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 27/05/2026

Jurassic Park "See? Nobody Cares" meme; first panel, Dennis points at Dodgson, trying to get the attention of everyone else at the cafe, and says: This guy doesn't match his socks to his pants! second panel he says: See? Nobody cares.

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Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 27/05/2026

(boxer guy) ok ima fight public debt fear mongering

(boxer guy immediately sitting down and drinking water) damn people are super indoctrinated by this shit

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 26/05/2026

infographic titled Balanced Budgets and Depressions;

"Since 1791, there have been six significant economic depressions among the innumerable 'business cycles.' Each sustained period of budget balancing was immediately followed by a significant depression. There are as yet no exceptions to this historical pattern."
—Frederick C. Thayer
The American Journal of Economics and Sociology
Volume 55, Issue 2, 1996,p. 211-212

"The insane pursuit of the holy grail of a balanced budget in the end is going to drive the economy into a depression."
—William Vickrey
Professor of economics and Nobel Laureate
Full Employment and Price Stability: The Macroeconomic Vision of William S. Vickrey 2004

1817-1821: US Federal Debt reduced 29%. Depression began 1819.
1823-1836: US Federal Debt reduced 99%. Depression began 1837.
1852-1857: US Federal Debt reduced 59%. Depression began 1857.
1867-1873: US Federal Debt reduced 27%. Depression began 1873.
1880-1893: US Federal Debt reduced 57%. Depression began 1893.
1920-1930: US Federal Debt reduced 36%. Depression began 1929.
1998-2001: US Federal Debt reduced 9%. Recession began 2001.
2004-2008: US Deficit Growth reduced 40%. Recession began 2008.

Lt Cmdr SATA @paperbagriker.fun · 24/05/2026

three way "Epic Handshake" meme with liberals, Marxists, and left libertarians all shaking on "sound finance"