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Jessie Pancake

@pancakekes.bsky.social
74 followers 63 following 236 posts

she/her | 30s | i ♥️ plants, diy, spreadsheets stay the fuck off my socials if I'm divorcing you

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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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せの弁当屋 @memomomomome.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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hunter 🪚🥩 @fleshatronach.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🐰🧅
 onions with bunny faces
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Rice Terraces in Autumn (2019) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you can just buy these age check calendars and use them on your work desk if you want
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
THE "1" BUTTON SHOULD NEVER DEFAULT TO 1 MINUTE. IS ALL I'M SAYING
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the older you get the more fucked up it is to be buying a soda at the gas station and suddenly see when a 21-year-old could have been born these days
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KeepSkeletonsFighting (hehehe) @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Busy weekend in Oregon
Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2026

Oct 9 - Oct 11Bitchcraft Fair Oct 11
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you're using a touchpad and accidentally resize an email in outlook you can just go fuck yourself
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
favorite marnie pics
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT'S OCTOBERRRRR (does this to your car)
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SOUP SEASON
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
seeing those videos of people beating the shit out of mooncakes makes me want to eat one even more
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fondant potatoes i made kinda wrong but whatever 👀
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
damn i usually get takeout every other friday but i went to an urgent care yesterday and that cost a month's worth of takeout so gonna cook my own damn dinner for a couple fridays now 😞
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh that comic reminded me, i got a pic of ole neapolitan nose yesterday
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: The state of New York is suing Polymarket, claiming the company operates an illegal gambling platform in violation of state gambling laws.
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Liz Edwards @lizaledwards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw this screenshot going around, found this detail charming, looked more into the game (I've never played a Silent Hill) & decided to buy it. Btw these are the "unimportant" background assets AI idiots think AI should be used for
Screenshot of a Twitter post by Val / @shegoingtogloat - it's a Silent Hill screenshot showing a close up of a cork board. On it, a paper says "Welcome to Shorefront Family Clinic" in a classic wiggly 3D font style. The tweet text is: Is this a Silent Hill asset made using PowerPoint lol"
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb’s original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper. humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/post/8286472...
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sometimes i see mfers infighting and I just know, guns to their heads, these people could not name their state senators
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This actually works out great, now only Microsoft is allowed to inject ads in their games, but Microsoft doesn't make games anymore so nobody will use this technology
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
trapping me
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two little ceramic pigs at a thrift store or similar. They are labeled as “Pigs with no specific duties.”
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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Star★Salts @starsalts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🌟Shop Update! 🌟 We finally have DS Pins back in stock! Come check out our collection and let me know what your favorite is! Who knows, maybe we'll be expanding this collection in the future... 👀 starsalts.com/collections/...
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sharing this everywhere because i learned the top of the stove opens for cleaning. do not ask how old i am.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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amanda💖 @appleisland.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
historians are at a loss from the discovery of a sequel to journey to the west featuring sun wukong's evil brother raditz
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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christopher linoleum @scribblechris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
is this anything
Venn diagram. First circle says "1930s Mobsters", second circle says "Japanese Cats", crossover says "Nyaaaa,"
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just so you're aware
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Jessie Pancake @pancakekes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
some kinda dark science is being implemented to make fabrics look soft but feel terrible
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a google search for "that miserable baby bird posed next to a quarter", with the image in question below it. self-descriptive.
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
I will add pressure to this by saying that any company that claims to not hold onto your personal data after verifying you? They're lying. Ive been nitro free since the first time they tried this, voice how you feel with your wallet people. Make them really feel that squeeze.
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Callie Is Dead!! (commission queue 0) @callieisdead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My OC Advil-Chan
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 10/08/2026
🚨 Google is killing Android freedom. 🚨  Android is supposed to be open, and your phone should be yours → NOT GOOGLES.  Find out more: tuta.com/blog/android... Sign the petition: www.change.org/p/keep-andro...
Screenshot from Keep Android Open titled, "Your phone is about to stop being yours. 145 days until lockdown"
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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renata 🎷🐅 MELB CAT LOVERS FESTIVAL OCT 17-18 ✨ @gremren.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how'd they get up there 🤔
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 29/12/2024
trans people deserve disjointed normals and meterless reversals
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Saw this lil guy hanging in a car window. Hang in there lil guy. Hang in there everyone.
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