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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic

@palezephyr.bsky.social
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🧀Virgil // 30+ // he/him gay trans idiot🏳️‍⚧️ 💖Transformers//Kingdom Come Deliverance//Overwatch and more💖 🫃I draw pregnant robot men a lot👶 🚫I block minors on sight palezephyr.straw.page

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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 23h
am i in the wrong? :( pre-ordered some kcd stuff from an artist in a different country than me, knew it would take a while so i didnt worry. realized around a year later that the artist never shipped them. reached out to her through email like she requested and this is the result.
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(vent) i know im just refusing to see the truth, but someone i used to be close to hasnt spoken to me in years outside of a single "hey im not mad at you!" but i still see them pop up on switch or discord and it hurts so bad :')
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have Got to become less ugly
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Bearyunbearable (Transformers lockdown 24/7) @bearyunbearable.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
kup kup kup kup kup kup #kup #transformers #maccadam
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Nira0w0 @niramirror.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just realized I forgot the second pic for this :0 #transformers #dpax #valveplug
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Zenny @clubzenny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, your FFXIV character should be pregnant, especially the men
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paige 💌 @ghoulvalentines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh you're nasty for this. a book you don't like is a not a sex crime. signed, someone who has experienced sex crimes
The Literary Sex Crimes of T. Kingfisher - a review of Baldur's Gate 3: Astarion
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Dr Brainstorm (Joseph England) @drbrainstorm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Facebook AI suggestions are universally terrible but “Bumblebee fights cholesterol” has a certain je ne sais quoi.
A picture of a Transformers Bumblebee action figure next to a doctor’s informational display about cholesterol. Facebook AI is suggesting it be turned into a comic strip
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a beautiful man gains weight and body hair many of you are saying “twink death”…Meanwhile I am saying “Yay”, “Yippee!” and things of this nature.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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JAM💙💛 @fexjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pov it's 2015 and you come home from school to google yaoi kiss tf2 heavy x medic
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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amie sanchez @amietita.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty boy ✨
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cringe and annoying (?)
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Rusty Shackleford @philoktetes1337.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 25/09/2026
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TFNation @tfnationltd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you. tfnation.com/TFN-Swi... #TFNation #Transformers #Maccadams
A badly edited picture titled “Every Lost Light has” with the following characters: Ultra Magnus as ‘Responsible One’, Whirl as ‘Whirl’, Overlord as Red Alert’s quote ‘There’s a monster in the basement', Rung as ‘Therapist Friend’, Rodimus as ‘Captain (The Main Character)’, Skids as ‘Gifted Burnout’, Cyclonus as ‘The Introvert’, Drift as ‘The Enabler’, and Megatron as ‘ex-warlord, co-captain’.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Cullen
@hellocullen.bsky.social
older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker
May 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
J.P. McDade
@jp_mcdade
You think you could live in Canada, but then you find out they call Kermit the Frog "Green Dennis" or something and the deal is off.
6:33 PM • 2021-05-27
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sold out
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Lektor Bjørgen 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @lektorbjorgen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dad always said you can tell a lot about a person from how they treat animals. But I'd argue you can tell even more about that person by how they treat and talk about trans people. And right now it's pretty grim.
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
gameplay from final fantasy 6 showing one of the characters saying: "people like to point" showing 2 :point_up: emoji reactions
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
most appropriate way to use ur crest of blaiddyd
Esmeralda holding Dietrich up with one arm using her crest of blaiddyd, and picking up Fabio by his robe haphazardly with her other hand. Dietrich has an unreadable expression as he looks down at her while Fabio is visibly annoyed. Esmeralda is winking up at Dietrich
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wilt 🦂 @wiltking.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no prize without praise / no praise without pain #isterik #kcd
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MEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Horny Haunting Of Adder (Thank you Alex for helping me with the polish here, even if *I* still kind of messed it up LOL) #art #kcd2 #hansry #comic
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#my9games some of these helped me realize i was trans, others i have wonderful memories with, others helped me in other ways. all of them are very special to me.
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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stephie @heyystephieee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bisexuality day and the first instance of the word “bisexual” being used in video games
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
why did they makes james's entire silent hussy visible through his pants?
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Humble Games Bundle: Indie Fears includes: -Mouthwashing -The Headliners -Buckshot Roulette -Panicore -Arctic Eggs -Who's Lila? -Order 13 -Mama's Sleeping Angels -Threshold -s.p.l.i.t -No-Skin -Kiosk -The Skin Stapler -Flesh Made Fear $13: buff.ly/5dYllAS #ad
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cartoons are real
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O Brasil Que Deu Certo @obrasilquedeucerto.com.br · 23/09/2026
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fire emblem: fortune's weave
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
has anyone made the joke that this is dave with sunny yet or
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Certified Mechpreg Mechanic @palezephyr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
things cuno, my cat, will not bunny kick: -toys designed for it things cuno will bunny kick with all of his strength: -tennis ball -greg heffley plushie -my arm, but only sometimes
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maki @frikadeller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#emmrichvolkarin #datv #makiart #veilguard undressing 👕💨
A half body fanart of Emmrich Volkarin with flat colouring, in the process of undressing himself, grave golds still worn. His hands are behind and untying his half corset, shirt open showing his pierced nips. He is framed with a delicate lace frame like an old timey photo.The shirt off version of the previous image.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Lintufunky 🔞 @lintufunky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who needs hands when you got 5 tentacles 🥴💦 🔆 #nsfw #valveplug
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M@ki2519//comms open @sdm2519.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bruh whatever #megop
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K.O. @vermiformish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fabio rkgk
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trace ! 🖤 comms open @exanacht.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
esmeralda beaming her period cramps to dietrich #fefw
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hi @rodimushole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#valveplug ratchrod overstim <3
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✦✦✦SH 4Y @sh4y-ur-joking.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#tfaprowl in a maidress for the masses (requested by my partner)
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cooper Lund
@cooperlund.online
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her "want" as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing "want" all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
11:44 AM • Aug 31, 2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
"Daily affirmations: Sonic.EXE isn't real, Freddy Fazbear is not in my hallway, Slender Man is not outside my door, Baldi is not waiting to kill me at school, Monika is not living inside of my Chromebook"
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