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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Hitler’s invasion of Poland began with a false flag. Which is to say the most consequential war in living memory began with a false flag. Not sure why we should disregard the concept.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Is this real? Please say no. Lie to me, if you must.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Did a collection of underpants overheat again

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

My couch is in the Kuwait and I’m not an American citizen, so I’m afraid this is a “you” problem. Although the drones and missiles that got hurled my way by the illegal war your pedo president started was definitely a “me” problem.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Unless you find a way to overturn Citizens United, you’ll be lucky if the greatest experiment in democracy makes it another 25 years.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Don’t worry. President Tucker Carlson is waiting in the wings.

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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Day 1520 of my 3 day war. We are conquering just enough territory to bury the soldiers who died capturing it. I remain a master strategist.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Or you could keep the push-back simple, like the brits

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

You better do a good job, ‘n all. She looks like she might fuck you up.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

If Trump says he’ll refuse to honor article 5 if called upon to do so, it doesn’t matter if he can’t unilaterally withdraw from NATO. It’s dead.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

There’s a violent, corrupt, christo-fascist, authoritarian regime currently occupying the White House, in a country with more guns than people. Apparently the presence of guns doesn’t make a single jot of difference in underwriting freedom.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Because of the subject matter, this is my most political episode to date. By misunderstanding our origins, we make it almost impossible to create a coherent European identity. And with notions of "the West" collapsing, it could not be more critical or urgent to define our place in the world.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Grandpa has shit himself in public again.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

And we just got hit by a bunch of drones in Kuwait, just a few minutes back. Seems like this ceasefire is a nebulous concept, across the board.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

There are no alerts in Kuwait. All is quiet, for now anyway.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ok, I know we’re discussing a topic of grave consequence here, but let’s not skate too nonchalantly past the fact the first ever use of the term “shitbirdery” just occurred.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Ten bucks says when Artemis II returns to Earth, humanity is extinct. Ok, 7 bucks.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

You can’t. You’re too big to ride piggyback when some rando comes looking to sponge Jedi lessons off you.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Oh and I have 700+ followers and I suspect fewer than 2% are real people

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I think it’s cool you took the time to explain in such detail. And so well. Thank you.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

This won’t help you but I quite enjoyed saying “ungoogleable”

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Iwo Jima was the textbook definition of a pyrrhic victory. Not an example I’d choose to use when making the case for a ground invasion.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Good to see Trump landing these jokes at the peak of their cultural relevance. Next up: an acerbic jibe about the French nobility’s handling of the Black Death.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Next stop for the Trump train, Berlin with a holocaust joke.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

A French General has responded to Trump’s request for European countries to join the fight in Iran, saying “It’s like being offered discount tickets for the Titanic after it’s already hit the iceberg”. Oof.

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Fraser @fraser.yt · 14/03/2026

We're going to redact his name from every building so hard that the city skyline will look like the Epstein files

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I live in Kuwait and there are quite a few Turks here and Turkish restaurants. I’m a devotee. Lebanese food is incredible as well.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sucuk fried in olive oil and a little red wine is the absolute dogs.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

The first human to ever get twatted by the first human holding a club could have predicted that.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A revolving door of dreadful fuckwits, this administration.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I dunno, man. On one hand, Trump is scornful of the three fighter pilots getting shot down in a single day. On the other hand, they were shot down with true blue American hardware.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

No one ever fomented a revolution from 30,000ft. This war is a farce.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I hate it when someone defibrillates my dark jokes into life.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I’ve been told I have extraordinary intuition by most who’ve met me and I’m sensing the answer to this is “Brexit”.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

And yet, Trump stealing 10 billion from taxpayers is probably not in the top 20 most corrupt things he’s done while president. It may not even be the most corrupt thing he’s done this week.

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chris-mcclinch.bsky.social @chris-mcclinch.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

For reference, his name comes up more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potter's name does in the Harry Potter novels.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Who enabled this. Which horrible cunt’s been giving Michael Owen bad advice. Who’s he got around him. This takes teamwork. Ze Tchermans. It’s gotta be.

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

*Democratically elected classless trash

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Whatever gets you through the day, sweety x

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pale blue dotty @palebluedotty.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Trump will die soon. Karoline Leavitt will be left holding the bag of lies so egregious, the world will know that the intellectual dexterity required to defend them was intellect enough for her to know better.

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