The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The OA destroyed its own first season with the ‘interpretive dance’ ending. Before that it was brilliant. 120
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026These aren’t the same thing. The game that started my love of gaming was a console that played pong and had a light gun. Yes I’m that old! The game that defines me? Couldn’t choose one but here are a few: 1. Settlers 2. Civilisation 3. Sid Meier’s Pirates 4. The Sims 5. Transport Tycoon 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyTerry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Joleen played on xylophones that look like they are made from a fence 3212
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Whilst you lot are worrying that AI will destroy humanity I witnessed a school kid stab another school kid in Birmingham city centre. Remind me again who is going to destroy humanity? 100
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No you’re sniggering every time Patrick says “Seam in” 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026date yourself with an image of your first ever computer. 010
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Watched the GTA trailer and someone has let a 13yr old boy play with the ass size modifier… 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Btw can I congratulate Celtic on winning the 26/27 Scottish Premiership. 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The Martian. Turgid, pseudo science documentary on growing potatoes on Mars. You know, the Mars that has fierce winds in its THIN atmosphere… 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s RAINING!!! I haven’t seen rain since, I think early July?? Maybe June?? 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyLouis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Well, that headline can be interpreted in two entirely different ways 125011
Reposted by The Last TurkeyBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The Archive but it's a videogame from 1998. 251098296
Reposted by The Last TurkeyMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I will remember Rod Liddle for the fact that the lawyer who checked my book before publication had no issue with me writing that Liddle couldn’t be a teacher because he’d have had sex with the students. Why? Because Liddle wrote it in a national magazine. 12484109
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Please someone do a meme of Messi crying to the Curb Your Enthusiasm music 021
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Football has won. No roll on the European Championships with less cheating and no hydration advert breaks. Oh shit!! Trump is going to give out the cup!!! SWITCH OFF!!!! 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This makes me want to go to a local game just to watch real football 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes. 875249681
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Is the World Cup Final on? I think we have two quarters and a commercial break to come. Some football might be played at some point. 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think I’ve cringed so hard my face has collapsed inwards 010
Reposted by The Last TurkeySarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Call me a historian who lives in Clacton, or whatever, but I'd like everyone to stop talking about Nigel Farage and instead focus on THE GREAT 1700S CLACTON 7ft 4 SMUGGLER CEMETERY GIANT 🙏🏻 34913
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026People who stand up in seated sections of gigs are the worst people. It’s selfish, there might someone behind you that can’t stand for 2 hours! 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Getting all the various mixes on 12” was a challenge my brother and I took on with vigour! 010
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Sigh, they’ll do nothing as usual like Elon’s Nazi salute… www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comRacism monitor urges Fifa to remove World Cup official over ‘white supremacy’ gestureFifa’s discrimination monitor at the World Cup called for a VAR official to be removed for appearing to make a gesture resembling a white supremacist sign 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyBrett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern. 2582535551
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m in the office…in shorts…my condolences to all who work here! 000
Reposted by The Last Turkeyvoegizug @voegizug.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Scientists believe that a function of a zebra’s stripes is to deter insects, so a team of researchers painted black and white stripes on several cows and discovered that it reduced the number of biting flies landing on the cows by more than 50%. 381130159
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Errr…some of those Villa lads are very…cough…excited! 010
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Fuckwits everywhere!! *waves around the office* 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My son’s first A Level exam today. I’m both confident he’ll do great and nervous he won’t! 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A please @labouruk.bsky.social, stop saying that it's up to us to stop Reform. YOU could stop a Reform government in 2029, by introducing the proportional representation so many in the country have been clamouring for. The only way Farage can win is through our crazy first-past-the-post system. 18740891263
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Feeling for all the people who will have a Reform council after today. If we had PR we wouldn’t have to worry but sadly we do. I’m lucky my council elections are next year when hopefully enough councils will have been run into the ground by reform so as to provide a warning for us all. 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026There’s tech bros in the office shouting AI prompts at each other like they’re geniuses. AI is no different than TikTok, it makes average people think they’re special. 010
Reposted by The Last TurkeyCharles West @pseudo-isidore.bsky.social · 20/04/2026What every well-dressed librarian is wearing @natlibscot.bsky.social 431473126
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Didn’t expect anything else. TACO man is so predictable. Besides he needs to resurrect this war later in time for cancelling the mid terms. 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Can’t see the point of keeping Slot. PSG are going to annihilate us… 000
Reposted by The Last TurkeyPhil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Sad but essential thread. We imposed sanctions on ourselves in order to appease idiots and racists. It's the stupidest thing this country has ever done. Unless, of course, we decide to elect Brexit's chief architect as PM. Let's not do that eh?? We've punched ourselves in the face for long enough... 2275
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 21/03/2026This I think @yanny.bsky.social agrees with 🤣 www.instagram.com/reel/DWGoPJf...instagram.comkateforsterwrites on Instagram 100
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 20/03/2026No YOU’RE accusing your partner they’re having an affair with K.K. Slider. #IYKYK 100
Reposted by The Last TurkeyMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 20/03/2026the what problem 511025173
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026No I don’t want to know how many cortados you had in Barcelona! #officelife 000
The Last Turkey @paldinowolf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026We’ve been catching up with 8 out of 10 cats does countdown and that bastard Mr Swallow keeps popping up! People who think he’s funny laugh at Mrs Browns Boys… 000
