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Novak Smokabitch

@novaksmokabitch.bsky.social
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bluesky gays make do 🌽

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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 9h
Woah Vicky:
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 11h
Mariah when she's skinny (which is always):
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 11h
Had the most delicious, juicy, large & crisp Pink Lady apple
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🖖 @truedrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s fall y’all 🍂🎃
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 12h
Machoke only evolving to Machamp when exposed to trade.... yea I got ur tea
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 14h
Pips #417 Hard 🔴 4:13 I did not solve this skillfully. It was slop + luck
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sittin' Up In My Room >>>>>>>>>
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way I've been obsessed with coconut ever since I turned 31 and a half
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
preheating my oven
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My oven when it sees me coming to preheat it
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The caption should be "Jesus & Co. GAGGED mid-meal behind Mariah Carey who graciously decided to stun in their vicinity."
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Forgot that I had the password to my office's pandora admin account so all my suffering these last few weeks could have been fixed by myself
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tying my bush into a messy bun and handling it
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✨ Nick Peppermint ✨ @nickpeppermint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
- Oh wise Terriermon Assistant, how many anime seasons there are in #Digimon so far? Humble Terriermon Assistant:
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes I just need to remind myself that nobody is mad sis. Chile.
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pips #416 Hard 🔴 1:08
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ur boyfriend busts a lot
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can Mariah Carey just run for President already
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Haylie Duff:
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pips #415 Hard 🔴 2:43
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hmmm I'm overdue a good jerkingtons me thinks
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lady Gaga if she was a cave woman and introducing herself to other cave people:
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's safe to say this is the greatest song of All time
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pips #414 Hard 🔴 1:41
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The smell of sawdust and seeing men be useful is kind of an aphrodisiac
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pips #413 Hard 🔴 4:48 Slight wig tug
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stream Caution!! tidal.com/track/986265...
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Mariah Carey - With You
Listen to With You on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mariahiana Careyyingtons
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That mood after church 😍🙏 tidal.com/track/359389...
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Mariah Carey - I Want To Know What Love Is
Listen to I Want To Know What Love Is on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not me getting pwned hunny, I-- Pips #412 Hard 🔴 20:48
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're jrunk n hauwrney in the crowd You need a ten SHUN Let your tears cum down
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tidal.com/track/193876...
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Kim Petras - i don't wanna die...
Listen to i don't wanna die... on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sheese Rilly Güd
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is she giving COADF teas
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coworkers constantly being mean to me for literally no reason and then make excuses if I call them out even though I'm literally an angel and would never force people into situations
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tidal.com/track/482833...
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Madonna - I'm A Sinner
Listen to I'm A Sinner on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening to MDNA
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pips #411 Hard 🔴 10:00
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bro let me sniff ur balls I just want to check something
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I opened all my windows but now my fingies are cold
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My shawty y'all -- Super Model he could walk for Dior
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Mario Pole dancing
ALT: Mario Pole dancing
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might go to bed cuz I'm very tired
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every body get up and dance !
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Persian Empire in 500bc:
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oomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DON’T try to distract me with numbers.
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hungover! At The Hotel Lobby
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pips #410 Hard 🔴 5:14
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just pooped
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me when i--
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Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In the sense that .. ohhhhh that's not
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