Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 11hHad the most delicious, juicy, large & crisp Pink Lady apple 160
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 12hMachoke only evolving to Machamp when exposed to trade.... yea I got ur tea 0404
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 14hPips #417 Hard 🔴 4:13 I did not solve this skillfully. It was slop + luck 010
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The way I've been obsessed with coconut ever since I turned 31 and a half 030
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My oven when it sees me coming to preheat it 1394
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The caption should be "Jesus & Co. GAGGED mid-meal behind Mariah Carey who graciously decided to stun in their vicinity." 131
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Forgot that I had the password to my office's pandora admin account so all my suffering these last few weeks could have been fixed by myself 110
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tying my bush into a messy bun and handling it 1120
Reposted by Novak Smokabitch✨ Nick Peppermint ✨ @nickpeppermint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026- Oh wise Terriermon Assistant, how many anime seasons there are in #Digimon so far? Humble Terriermon Assistant: 0225
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes I just need to remind myself that nobody is mad sis. Chile. 040
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can Mariah Carey just run for President already 000
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hmmm I'm overdue a good jerkingtons me thinks 040
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lady Gaga if she was a cave woman and introducing herself to other cave people: 040
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it's safe to say this is the greatest song of All time 020
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The smell of sawdust and seeing men be useful is kind of an aphrodisiac 040
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Stream Caution!! tidal.com/track/986265...tidal.comMariah Carey - With YouListen to With You on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 020
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That mood after church 😍🙏 tidal.com/track/359389...tidal.comMariah Carey - I Want To Know What Love IsListen to I Want To Know What Love Is on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 020
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not me getting pwned hunny, I-- Pips #412 Hard 🔴 20:48 031
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You're jrunk n hauwrney in the crowd You need a ten SHUN Let your tears cum down 000
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026tidal.com/track/193876...tidal.comKim Petras - i don't wanna die...Listen to i don't wanna die... on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 000
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Coworkers constantly being mean to me for literally no reason and then make excuses if I call them out even though I'm literally an angel and would never force people into situations 010
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026tidal.com/track/482833...tidal.comMadonna - I'm A SinnerListen to I'm A Sinner on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 110
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bro let me sniff ur balls I just want to check something 110
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I opened all my windows but now my fingies are cold 000
Novak Smokabitch @novaksmokabitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My shawty y'all -- Super Model he could walk for Diorstatic.klipy.comMario Pole dancingALT: Mario Pole dancing 000
Reposted by Novak Smokabitchoomfa thurman @bigfatmathew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026DON’T try to distract me with numbers. 1162