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Bea (local failure, local girl)

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professional funny little guy - 27 born to dilly dally, forced to participate in capitalism :( (icon drawn by @c0rps3g0bbl3r.bsky.social, i'm shilling for him out of love borne from my own heart)

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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 7h
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 5h
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Pelo @srpelo.bsky.social · 9h
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 4h
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 8h
Bruno on what happened: azhdarchid.com/bsky-suspens...
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I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

Transcript

Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

Panel 4

Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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paradox @cha0sparadox.bsky.social · 6h
pomni..
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⭐💖 Ricecream 💖⭐ @ricecreamart.bsky.social · 10h
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 17h
"Claude was used to help make this project possible--"
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 9h
Call me mars the way i need moms
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 10h
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beatrix ♆ @beatrix7.bsky.social · 18h
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 16h
there was someone saying slurs in deadlock so i went to their steam profile, found their real name, referred to them by their real name in the chat when i said they shouldn't say stuff like that, and they got really scared and left the game. and i think that's fine
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Molly James @mollyjames.bsky.social · 16h
Shapeshifter
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 15h
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madrejean @madrejean.bsky.social · 21h
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Toothy @toothyapplebites.bsky.social · 18h
He has obtained the whole six pack, how much farther can he go #art #fanart #deadlock #deadmandanny #deadmandannydeadlock #myart #drawing
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 15h
ok its done what do i win #zelda #princesszelda #tloz
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DopeLenny ‼️Commissions Open 6/??‼️ @dopelenny.bsky.social · 16h
Cynthia Pokemon dressed up as Apoco from Unbeatable Never played Unbeatable but one look at Apoco and I understood Commission for @cardinalarts.bsky.social, thanks for the support!
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rikku 彡☆ @rikkutou.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
LIVE AND LEARN #soriku
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 16h
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 18h
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 17h
i want this and the winston one to outlive me
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 18h
First Encounter
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 18h
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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Lorepaw @lorepawyt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
garen gougar and see saw (real)
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Lorepaw @lorepawyt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
best of karen part 1 (uhh) we're nowhere near done (SKRRT!)
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Lorepaw @lorepawyt.bsky.social · 21h
best of karen part 2, you fix things with glue
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
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Jay 🔞 @jael-dub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mu being solel's strongest ledabert shipper is crazy #fefw #FE万紫千紅
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Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
iii ✦ #LimbusCompany ✦
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Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
𝄢 ✦ #vocaloid ✦ #鏡音レン ✦
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Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · 21h
𝄞 ✦ #vocaloid ✦ #鏡音リン ✦
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Dooper @dooper.live · 04/10/2026
Always save your blender animation projects 🐛🤙
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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sawazaki.DNK @sawazaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered this image
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Meta🐈🖥️ @metataros.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love Rat King from Deadlock (said from the guy who has not gotten to play a single match of Rat King)
Image of real rat with edits implying they are Rat King from Deadlock
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Sno @snorezu.bsky.social · 23h
99/100 rice shower wants to show you a cat bread
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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raegan @raegan.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the " #deadlock fanart " as promised
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raegan @raegan.bsky.social · 20h
wanted to finally confess that there's an entire fully drawn secret haze in the file for this cuz i thought the 'camera' was gonna show more in that direction
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 20h
Ship ganged up on by eight sperm whales, call that a Moby Gangbang
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
It's giving,
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Nortuet @nortverse.com · 21h
Mansion Mystery - Part 2
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Say that shit again." utters Victor, a tall blue robot-toy-bird-man, leering over his shoulder. His eyes are colored a particular cyan. He has an AUX port on his back, because he's an MP3 player.

"You heard me." retorts Vance, a short robot-toy-dog-man, resting his arm on a couch, glaring up at Victor with particularly green eyes.

"Say it one more time." presses Victor.

"You" starts Vance, gazing up between his cream-colored bangs, hanging low from under the beanie he's wearing,
"Crinkle-Cut French Fry-Fuck."

Victor holds still, saying nothing. He's holding some fries. Both are silent.

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"Say it again." he presses further, gaze impossible to place. He's drawn with low detail here, though his beak seems to be parting to form a smile.

"You Crinkle. Cut. French-Fry-Fuck." spits Vance, off-screen. Victor begins to giggle,
"hehe
"Hehehahaha again again again!!!" cheers Victor, laughing heartily.

"Crinkle CUT french fry FUCK" repeats Vance, grinning wickedly in satisfaction over making his boyfriend laugh.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 04/10/2026
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Koidial @koidial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bappy saturday!!! im not late....
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