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ATX film and TV critic | Discontent strategist The wall is his ground. letterboxd.com/pabably

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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I absolutely expected my TV to abduct me one night
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My hatred for the Dallas Cowboys is complicated. Tony Romo to me represents the last bit of good to grace that organization. He certainly needs to take accountability but I hate the Cowboys all the more for mismanaging this man to the point he needs to medicate his post-career pain like this.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GTFOH with this
Apple News Sports push notification:
59m ago
“Caitlin Clark's mouth was bloody after she took an elbow to the face in last night's loss to the Aces - but no foul was called.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A corporation with as much rot and fundamental corruption as the NFL gives criminally awful men like Deshaun Watson every chance they can until they succeed or wash out from their usefulness
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the most second-hand embarrassment possible as a human being is when you see someone go viral for a slightly humorous short-form video and months later you see that same person recreating that exact same joke video format in your feed and you find out that’s all they do now.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The NFL might as well just outlaw defensive backs at this point.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That absolutely was offensive pass interference on Ceedee Lamb. Why does he get away with so much?
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the last couple years I’ve had FB deactivated for 10-11 months of the year and only reactivated for Fantastic Fest. It’s worked out for me. Hoping that community eventually fully migrates away from FB onto Discord or elsewhere
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly, same.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just saw ‘The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish: The Movie’ AMA
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you get a tooth?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m blissfully at a film festival, not paying attention to the world. Guys, what’s happening?
An inexplicably real photo of the Paul brothers standing at the podium in the Pentagon’s press room. Read that again without screaming.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These refs are going to find a way to make sure that timeout they screwed the Colts out of comes back to bite them in the end.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are you fucking serious?
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s wasn’t even close to not being a first down. Refs forcing the Colts to use a challenge here is the type of thing that never shows up in a Chiefs box score for a close game.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your honor, I plead not guilty on the grounds that it was the right thing to do to stem the cultural decay threatening the arts, which are foundational for an advancing society.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fantastic Fest day 1: 🎥 Resident Evil 🎥 Beware Boiúna
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gleefully wearing a Silent Hill T-shirt to tonight’s RESIDENT EVIL premiere at #FantasticFest
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine having a WR who draws 13 BS bailout DPI calls in a season and still missing the playoffs
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I agree. Holding out hope that FF’s relationship with A24 might’ve tipped them off about this, too.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If it does I’ll lose my shit some extra for you
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fingers so crossed they’re broken for a Fantastic Fest secret screening of You Can See Everything
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My body receiving fresh fruit, probiotic yogurt, and water before 9 a.m. on a weekday
LeBron James selfie meme “Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this my life”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Board Man gets fined.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s starting to feel like 2016 with these celeb deaths
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is what it feels like to lose an actual national treasure. RIP Dolly
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ooo I know you’re lyin’
ESPN push notification:
“Breaking News
Sources: NBA has found no evidence Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to Kawhi Leonard”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At the BTS concert
Apple Watch noise notification
“Loud Environment
Sound levels hit 100 dB. Even a few minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.
Repeated long-term exposure can lead to…”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So happy to see Inde Navarrette get catapulted into stardom. I’m not quite sure I see her as Rogue, but I’ll reserve judgment until I see it, as everyone should. I will fight tooth and nail against MCU fanboys/chuds on this until May 2028.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i think i finally understand the virtual insanity that the man who could dance without moving was talking about
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Might share some of it with Courtney Williams today
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Leland says you’re going back to Missoula, MONTANAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The “Welcome to Missoula” sign at the Missoula airport
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
AUS to SLC is such a cursed connecting flight. Holy shit
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Also someone made a great point on Reddit (I know). What if after all of this circus, this is the year that age catches up with him?
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glad the Spurs didn’t land LeBron (he’s a culture cancer) but also think it’s funny that the city of San Antonio being lame is still affecting outcomes like this in 2026
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
✈️🪪🗳️🪪🍝🤷🏻‍♂️
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Buh boh!
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know moral imperative for men to denounce this kind of depravity shouldn’t come from a place of relating it to women in their immediate sphere, but, y’all, my mom frequents dollar stores. This makes me so sick and sad, and Dollar Tree’s lack of action pisses me off. I hope the victims get justice
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I desperately wish there were a way to globally mute mentions of LeBron James from my life until he makes his dumb decision: part 2
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
España
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(Backrooms, 2026)
The pirate computer virus from Archer
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There’s a weird push from incel/manosphere types on Reddit trying to warp the conversation around Obsession and defend Bear because they can’t stand the idea that the most popular horror movie of the year skewers cowardly, entitled “nice guys”
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Beware Boiúnato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We're 93% of the way there for the initial goal (hell yeah)! Let's bring this home for @bjcolangelo.bsky.social, eh? Girl's got more fight in her pinky toe than most of us will ever muster, but that doesn't mean she should have to deal with what's described in the link below by herself.
gofundme.com
Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing
If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Someone referred to someone else as a “dynamo” in a meeting yesterday and it almost broke me
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Marge Simpson covering her face and looking away ashamed
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Friday Night Lights
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t want to yuck yums but man I have so little desire to see The Odyssey. I’m inclined to see it just to support Lupita and that’s about it
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