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ATX film and TV critic | Discontent strategist The wall is his ground. letterboxd.com/pabably

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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GTFOH with this
Apple News Sports push notification:
59m ago
“Caitlin Clark's mouth was bloody after she took an elbow to the face in last night's loss to the Aces - but no foul was called.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m blissfully at a film festival, not paying attention to the world. Guys, what’s happening?
An inexplicably real photo of the Paul brothers standing at the podium in the Pentagon’s press room. Read that again without screaming.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My body receiving fresh fruit, probiotic yogurt, and water before 9 a.m. on a weekday
LeBron James selfie meme “Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this my life”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ooo I know you’re lyin’
ESPN push notification:
“Breaking News
Sources: NBA has found no evidence Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to Kawhi Leonard”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
At the BTS concert
Apple Watch noise notification
“Loud Environment
Sound levels hit 100 dB. Even a few minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss.
Repeated long-term exposure can lead to…”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Leland says you’re going back to Missoula, MONTANAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The “Welcome to Missoula” sign at the Missoula airport
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(Backrooms, 2026)
The pirate computer virus from Archer
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Marge Simpson covering her face and looking away ashamed
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Shit.
A baby highchair has just been set up right next to me at the next table at this restaurant
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Google search: “who the fuck is lobo?”

AI Overview:
“Lobo is an ultra-violent, foul-mouthed interstellar bounty hunter and anti-hero in the DC Comics universe. Known as "The Main Man", he travels the galaxy on a flying space-motorcycle, taking high-paying mercenary jobs and regularly clashing with heroes like Superman.” Source: Wikipedia
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
With World Cup fever upon us it’s time to celebrate the greatest video of all time
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is like trying to exert Federal force on the No Homers Club— only much more ridiculous and much less based in reality
Simpsons screenshot. A redhead little girl sits outside a clubhouse pointing to a sign over her shoulders that reads “NO HOMERS CLUB”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My favorite memory of attending Game 5 of the 2026 NBA Finals will always be the asshole Knicks fan in the section next to mine who got himself arrested at halftime and missed his team winning their first championship in 53 years.
A man in blue and orange sneakers is handcuffed by a police officer and restrained by stadium security in the concourse of Friday Back Center as an usher watches.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Elmo has flipped again #NBAFinals #GoSpursGo
An Elmo plushie wearing a San Antonio Spurs Victor Wembanyama jersey with the Frost Bank Center NBA finals court in the background
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The way Jalen Brunson always acts like he has a serious injury when he goes to the ground and then continues the rest of the game like it never happened
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is what I get for extending compassion to a fanbase I already knew was harboring so much straight up garbage. One or two fans don’t represent everyone but it wasn’t just one or two in these videos
ESPN app notification

“Knicks, Spurs players condemn violence after videos appear to show New York fans attacking San Antonio fans in the streets”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Meanwhile…
82-0.com

77-5 A+ 104 overall

82-0 with 111 team overall 

PG LeBron James - CLE 2000s
SG Kevin Durant - PHX 2020s
SF Kobe Bryant - LAL 2000s
PF Larry Bird - BOS 1980s
C Victor Wembanyama - SAS 2020s
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Put in so much effort just for this thing to tell me that Amar’e Stoudemire is the 4 on a supposed perfect team lol
82-0 with 111 team overall 

PG John Lucas - GSW 1970s
SG Michael Jordan - CHI 1980s
SF LeBron James - MIA 2010s
PF Amar’e Stoudemire - PHX 2010s
C Wilt Chamberlain - GSW 1960s
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I thought the Ben Shapiro thing was insurmountable bad karma for the Spurs but we good now
ESPN app push notification:

Trump to attend Game 3
President Donald Trump says he has accepted invitation from Knicks owner James Dolan to attend Monday's NBA Finals game
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The vibes are immaculate
Apple News Sports push notification:
“No one lost Game 7 more than
Chet Holmgren.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Oklahoma meth dealers waiting for Thunder season ticket holders to get their NBA Finals ticket refunds
Guy in yellow blazer rubbing hands together behind a tree meme
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Flashback to the last time the Knicks were in the NBA Finals
David Robinson and Tim Duncan hoist the Larry O’Brien and NBA Finals MVP trophies, respectively, after defeating the New York Knicks in Game 5 (lol) in 1999
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Time to sell my house I guess
Daytime view through a house’s window looking out at a suburban street and houses Zoomed in daytime view of a suburban street and houses revealing a turquoise-skinned Cybertruck parked in one of the driveways
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I love being a Spurs fan
Apple News Sports push notification:
“Shai Gilgeous-Alexander responded to
‘flopper’ chants from Spurs fans after the Thunder's Game 3 win.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
NBA Reddit is so fickle, I swear. This man went 41 and 24 against the defending champs on their home floor less than a week ago.
Screenshot of a post from r/NBAWestMemeWar

Image is edited from Victor Wembanyama’s fall that led to a concussion against Portland. He’s lying on a mattress wearing a beret knocked out cold on the baseline of the basketball court. 

Post title: “7’4 Center with 4 Rebounds.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Laughing so hard at other team fanbases’ fatalist reactions tonight
Reddit post in r/ripcity

“We ain’t winning nothing”Reddit post in r/kings

“Doesnt matter that we suck - Wemby has the next decade”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Babe, wake up! New god just dropped
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
omg they are so PRESSED lol
Reddit screenshot from r/NBAWestMemeWar (I know) 

Title: As close as you are getting fatties.

Image: AI-generated Spurs banner that reads “ALMOST SWEPT OKC in reg season”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Spurs in 6
ESPN app push notification:
Headline: “🚨 Breaking News
Thunder's Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wins second straight NBA MVP award - Shams Charania”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Go Spurs Go!
Dylan Harper reaction
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wild to already see a contrarian take about OBSESSION lol
Meme: Guy in crowd giving a thumbs up to a lone loser then going back to chatting with crown while lone loser remains a lone loser
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
lmao “All 173”
The Verge headline:
“Tesla is recalling its cheaper
Cybertruck because the wheels might fall off”

Sub headline: “All 173 of the RWD
Cybertrucks sold by Tesla are being recalled.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Not sure about this new Starfox
The Carfax Car Fox.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
lmao
A cheater (ARod) watching his favorite basketball team (Timberwolves) get stomped
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.
Simpsons deep-fried meme of sickly Homer reluctantly throwing his moldy sub sandwich in the trash while Marge glares at him, but the sandwich has Hans Moleman’s face superimposed on it
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is how we all had it, right?
Today’s slate of NBA games. Knick/Hawks Game 4, Nuggets/Wolves Game 4, and Pistons/Magic Game 3. Circles in red: “ATL leads series 2-1,” “MIN leads series 2-1,” and “ORL leads series 2-1”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m not really a Devin Booker fan but he gets points with me for saying this
ESPN app push notification:
“'Bad for the sport' 😳
Devin Booker calls out ref by name after Suns' loss to Thunder: "People are going to start viewing this as the WWE"
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I think I’m going to cry
ESPN app push notification

“🚨 Breaking News
Spurs' Keldon Johnson wins NBA
Sixth Man of the Year award; averaged 13.2 points, 5.4 rebounds in 2025-26”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
✅ Texas bluebonnets + dog
A small patch of bluebonnets in the foreground. A leashed mini dachshund mix with brindle coat and silver face in the background
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I fully expect LeBron to play his last season in Cleveland (he’s corny like that). BUT I wouldn’t be surprised if the Spurs end up in the conversation of possible destinations
ESPN app push notification:
“What's next for LeBron?
• Team up with Jokic in Denver?
• Hoops "bromance" with Curry?
• Another season in L.A.?
• Insiders weigh in”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me blocking someone
Dr. Manhattan vaporizing [redacted]
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
On cue lmao
Post by Taylor Lorenz 
“As for social media 'addiction' there literally is no such thing. No diagnosis for that. Social media is not remotely the same as alcohol, nicotine, or heroin. There is no such thing as 'dopamine hits' which is merely pseudo-science sounding garnish on a load of served-up crap"
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
post a non religious picture you think of as holy
Being the scenes photos of David Lynch on the set of Mulholland Drive seated with the bum (Bonnie Aarons in full makeup), his hand on her knee. They look like your proud parents
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Maxx was formative for me. RIP Sam Kieth
A page from The Maxx issue #1 

“Yeah, sometimes it’s fate… But sometimes it’s me.”
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
In case anyone cares
Pabably’s Oscar ballot for all categories. Basically Sinners, The Secret Agent, and Frankenstein picked for everything besides best actress and best adapted screenplay
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Don’t want to find myself in a position of defending that McDonald’s CEO but that product™ looks straight up disgusting
A sign for the McDonald’s Big Arch Meal. The burger looks like something from Futurama
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
No more mister nice it’s-a-me
A man removing his Mario mascot costume head to reveal a mustachioed man who looks like Mario.
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Pabableed 🎃 @pabably.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Every day we stray further from God’s light
Headline:

Seth Macfarlane says they used Al to make him look like Bill Clinton in TED Season 2
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