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A corporation with as much rot and fundamental corruption as the NFL gives criminally awful men like Deshaun Watson every chance they can until they succeed or wash out from their usefulness

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the most second-hand embarrassment possible as a human being is when you see someone go viral for a slightly humorous short-form video and months later you see that same person recreating that exact same joke video format in your feed and you find out that’s all they do now.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That absolutely was offensive pass interference on Ceedee Lamb. Why does he get away with so much?

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just saw ‘The Writer’s Barely Disguised Fetish: The Movie’ AMA

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m blissfully at a film festival, not paying attention to the world. Guys, what’s happening?

An inexplicably real photo of the Paul brothers standing at the podium in the Pentagon’s press room. Read that again without screaming.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s wasn’t even close to not being a first down. Refs forcing the Colts to use a challenge here is the type of thing that never shows up in a Chiefs box score for a close game.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your honor, I plead not guilty on the grounds that it was the right thing to do to stem the cultural decay threatening the arts, which are foundational for an advancing society.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Fantastic Fest day 1: 🎥 Resident Evil 🎥 Beware Boiúna

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Gleefully wearing a Silent Hill T-shirt to tonight’s RESIDENT EVIL premiere at #FantasticFest

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Imagine having a WR who draws 13 BS bailout DPI calls in a season and still missing the playoffs

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Fingers so crossed they’re broken for a Fantastic Fest secret screening of You Can See Everything

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My body receiving fresh fruit, probiotic yogurt, and water before 9 a.m. on a weekday

LeBron James selfie meme “Smiling through it all! Can’t believe this my life”

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s starting to feel like 2016 with these celeb deaths

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is what it feels like to lose an actual national treasure. RIP Dolly

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Ooo I know you’re lyin’

ESPN push notification:
“Breaking News
Sources: NBA has found no evidence Clippers owner Steve Ballmer funneled money through team sponsors to Kawhi Leonard”

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So happy to see Inde Navarrette get catapulted into stardom. I’m not quite sure I see her as Rogue, but I’ll reserve judgment until I see it, as everyone should. I will fight tooth and nail against MCU fanboys/chuds on this until May 2028.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i think i finally understand the virtual insanity that the man who could dance without moving was talking about

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Might share some of it with Courtney Williams today

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Leland says you’re going back to Missoula, MONTANAAAAAAAA!!!!!

The “Welcome to Missoula” sign at the Missoula airport

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

AUS to SLC is such a cursed connecting flight. Holy shit

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Glad the Spurs didn’t land LeBron (he’s a culture cancer) but also think it’s funny that the city of San Antonio being lame is still affecting outcomes like this in 2026

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

✈️🪪🗳️🪪🍝🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I know moral imperative for men to denounce this kind of depravity shouldn’t come from a place of relating it to women in their immediate sphere, but, y’all, my mom frequents dollar stores. This makes me so sick and sad, and Dollar Tree’s lack of action pisses me off. I hope the victims get justice

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I desperately wish there were a way to globally mute mentions of LeBron James from my life until he makes his dumb decision: part 2

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

There’s a weird push from incel/manosphere types on Reddit trying to warp the conversation around Obsession and defend Bear because they can’t stand the idea that the most popular horror movie of the year skewers cowardly, entitled “nice guys”

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Beware Boiúnato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We're 93% of the way there for the initial goal (hell yeah)! Let's bring this home for @bjcolangelo.bsky.social, eh? Girl's got more fight in her pinky toe than most of us will ever muster, but that doesn't mean she should have to deal with what's described in the link below by herself.

gofundme.com

Donate to BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin'), organized by Amelia Emberwing

If you're reading this, you're not new to the fact that eventually the "pass … Amelia Emberwing needs your support for BJ Needs A New Mouth (Keep Her Yappin')

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Someone referred to someone else as a “dynamo” in a meeting yesterday and it almost broke me

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Odyssey? By Homer Simpson?

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The USMNT looks like Mitch McConnell out there

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Putting my phone down for the next 11 minutes

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

There was an ad for protein Kraft Mac-n-Cheese on my TV just now. Y’all need to stop

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I sincerely hope Olivia Miles has prepared for the dumb, racially motivated vitriol that will come her way the first time she dog walks Caitlin Clark

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

With World Cup fever upon us it’s time to celebrate the greatest video of all time

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

With World Cup fever upon us it’s time to celebrate the greatest video of all time

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

According to this, my MySpace page in 2004 made me an enemy of the state

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

My favorite memory of attending Game 5 of the 2026 NBA Finals will always be the asshole Knicks fan in the section next to mine who got himself arrested at halftime and missed his team winning their first championship in 53 years.

A man in blue and orange sneakers is handcuffed by a police officer and restrained by stadium security in the concourse of Friday Back Center as an usher watches.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Seeing way too many Knicks fans at Frost Bank Center already two hours before tip. Unbelievable. Unacceptable. I hope the season ticket holders that sold on Stubhub get banned for life.

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Pabably @pabably.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

What happens if the Spurs come out Saturday and blow the doors off the Knicks again and hang onto the lead, demonstrating they’ve already internalized the lesson from last night? It’s immediately a different series, right?

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