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Gotta throw spaghetti at the wall for it to stick. (the cat's name is Tress)

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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The absolute gall you have to have to have in order to think global age verification is a good idea AFTER you've already had a massive fucking privacy breach less than a year ago. This is a bad idea, @discord.com, and you can tell i care because i revived my account here to say so.
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It's always 'how'd you accidentally make a double batch of brownies' and 'why'd you start baking at 7am' and 'jesus fuck it took how many eggs?' and never 'wow thanks for the brownies, I'm so glad we have a wealth of chocolate desserts now'
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
How to build magic: the gathering decks Step one: sort your cards Step two: ???? Step three: profit
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Ken Feinleib @feinleib.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
His face is cute enough that it ALMOST makes you forget he's not supposed to be on the counter
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It sucks to be constantly bombarded with bad news to the point of shutting down but Christ, at least I have the privilege of being able TO shut down and focus on other things rn. What a weird situation to be in.
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Every day I get closer to selling my cats feet pics
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Home sick from work, and the emotional support animal is actually being emotionally supportive for once
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My alarm went off at 8 so I could fart around till 9 (when I actually had to get up) and the cat, in his infinite wisdom, decided to drape himself over me dramatically at exactly 9:00.
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Getting into Warhammer 40k will have you saying things like "also Fulgrim IS a worm!" to your partner apropos of nothing while he stares at you wondering if you're having a stroke
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Good morning
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Never quite sure what to make of this cat's sleeping positions
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Lost my blue light glasses a few days ago and now, after getting replacements, l'm realizing there's a none zero chance (part of) the reason I've been in such a shitty mood the past few days is because my head HURT without them
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/\__/\______ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
guys,
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
He is very confused that I would dare deprive him of his second love: cuddling.
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Kevin Fagaragan 🔜 RoundHouse @kevinfagaragan.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Do it for him. Audio from @prozdishere.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Kj...
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Had what I fear is a prophetic dream; AI and holograms became advanced enough that IKEA would scan the faces of people entering display rooms and use them to create an AI child who would run around the display so childless couples could "see what it was like when the family got bigger"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Who ever said physical RPG collections were useless? (Explanation in alt!)
A picture of a carpeted floor with a desk roller mat unrolled on top of it; the mat is curling up at the edges and is being held down by various disassembled free weights and, most notably, several large rulebooks for Dungeons and Dragons Fifth edition
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
if you tape up the handles if your tools with embarrassingly juvenike printed duct tape more will return to you and also you'll have super Mario themed tools
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 01/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Gosh, there were a lot of good pictures this year! This one's from when I was moving and had to drive across the country during a snowstorm. First time seeing real snow in two years!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/12/2024
What are we DOING here? We're just meant to sit and act like this insane plagiarism and climate threat that requires more money than anything has ever cost is worth it? Are we meant to pretend that ChatGPT is worth this aimless, meaningless destruction of capital and our environment? For what?
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
He thinks he's being sneaky
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Hbomberguy @hbomberguy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas. I hope today you get to see the felt frog and Michael Caine
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
My lovely cat cannot stand the smell of mandarins, and yet he comes to bother me whilst I eat their succulent flesh. I am afraid he may not be very bright
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Angry Santa Elf @angrysantaelf.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
What the f*** is Steve from Gift Tagging going on a plane?! Get your ass back here, Steve!
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Took his blanket away and he sighed like he pays rent
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Carolyn Fiddler @cfidd.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I ...what www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Luigi Mangione, who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group told NBC News.

In the game, called "Among Us," some players are secretly assigned to be killers in space who perform other tasks while trying to avoid suspicion from other players.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This week's video is very important to me. I discuss Mouthwashing, and why it so uniquely horrified me as a disabled chronic pain sufferer. "I hope this hurts" indeed. I Hope This Hurts: Mouthwashing Through A Disabled Lens - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogLJ...
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I Hope This Hurts: Mouthwashing Through A Disabled Lens (The Jimquisition)
YouTube video by Jim Sterling
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I don't know why he's just on the floor. The minds of cats are a mystery to me
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Seems the nefarious sleepy beam got more than me today...
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Surely I won't fall asleep again if I get all comfy cozy under the covers, surely 4 hours is enough sleep
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bought the new pocket camp as a reward for getting through to the second round of interviews for a job and holy shit, this is so nostalgic. I'm ready to lose my life to this game all over again
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cate @buny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Tonight's walking thought: "man, I hope that dick glitter is biodegradable"
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The sandwich I used to have constantly in college-- a chicken bacon and chipotle ranch-- has been my white whale of sandwiches since. Haven't found a place that is nearby, convenient, and serves it. UNTIL TODAY. we'll see if this cafe can measure up
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
After many years of pestering from my (very patient) family, I have read my first ever John Scalzi book. (Appropriate that it was Starter Villain!) To nobody's surprise I enjoyed it immensely. Especially the cats.
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
If anyone knows of a job where you just sit and read other people's writing without doing anything else about it, let me know. I'm in the market
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
There are two wolves inside of me. One wants to dress as a hobbit. The other wants to dress like it just walked off a Wes Anderson set. Neither knows how to sew
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Tanker restocking a gas station, you are a type of animal to me
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
Gonzo and Rizzo
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sir, you're not allowed to be this cute. Sir? Sir.
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He thought he was getting a cookie 😔
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Accidentally made ~50 molasses cookies. Having taste tested the first batch this is he opposite of a problem
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Tune @pa2n.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Pouting because I didnt let him eat my blanket
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