Reposted by oxxidentbran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 8hlady-knight who empties her meager coffers on the company of female prostitutes just to lay her head in their laps while they stroke her hair and praise her and tell her she's strong and courageous and honorable and that it's okay to cry sometimes 13692115
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 9hfucking crying howling screaming laughing at Anthony Hopkins' senile ass getting nuked by Megatron and his lifeless body flying through the air in slow-mo 120
Reposted by oxxidentThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10hHad to come back cause today’s fit goes hard as hell 141173
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 11hI need a colourful, opaque eyeshadow palette this "nude" "natural" and "subtle" stuff is so not me 020
Reposted by oxxidentVal🏳️⚧️Vondran 🔜 PAX Aus @valvondran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Despite all my rage I will still have my dick in a cage #locktober 47213
Reposted by oxxident𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 15hThere is a very fine line inbetween drawing an expression that’s genunly sexy and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Who’s Getting the Best Head? 218426
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 15hsaw two adorable pigeons with white splotches on the crowns of their heads on my way to work this morning 040
Reposted by oxxidentBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett 534282996
Reposted by oxxidentdr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 22hI've been saying it for years: "chaotic" is the Gen Z "random" 1122
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 21hTHATS AN APARTMENT NOT A HOUSE YOU CAN NOT CALL AN APARTMENT A HOUSE WHEN IM IN YOUR APARTMENT I FEEL CLAUSTROPHOBIC WHY YOUR TOILET NEXT TO YOUR KITCHEN WHY YOUR KITCHEN NEXT TO YOUR BEDROOM THATS NOT A LIVING ROOM YOU NOT LIVING 120
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when I see a skinny woman my first thought is "easy to throw around and carry", consequences of working construction and petrol station jobs at 14 150
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026hips now measure equal to my waist can I get a woohoo for the tipping point 260
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026correctly guessed that two roomates were fucking based purely on the vibes of one overheard exchange. Not even a conversation, like 12 words!! I should be an oracle!!! 020
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026'Gaucho' was pretty good, enjoyed it more than 'Aja' but less than 'Can't Buy a Thrill' 010
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026kind of hard not speak puppylike when started, kind of addicting styles, surely word exist for particular style of speech? one that lacks prepositions where typically are?? 140
Reposted by oxxidentnova thrace, gigglebait 🖤 @sleeplessnova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026what i took away from Camp Miasma and Coyote vs ACME is that being snuffbait is good actually 🙂↕️ 3224
Reposted by oxxidentcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4 844981818
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026heartbraking: they made this dog go to work even though she really wanted to play touys 070
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 30/09/2026girl who spent 4 of her 5 hours of free time today cooking and the other 1 hour texting lovely girls 170
Reposted by oxxidentLEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you think this is a case of nominative determinism 1427342
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my mobile data allowing me to see discord messages but not send any is fucking wit me, I feel like Tantalus 110
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think it wood be badass to be all dressed up in leathers with a lady in my lap wearing next to nothing.... just saying.... don't mean 2 offend anyone!!! just my opinion!!!!! 020
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026spent 3 hours wandering from shop 2 shop cause I'm still figuring out the shopping landscape of my new neighbourhood AND the busses suck and in the end cooked nothing BUT TONORROW!! 010
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am going to home tonight and cook some sort of carbonara and you'll all just have find a way to cope with it 040
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they're putting people in my personal space at my desk to teach 2 of us at the same time instead of just walking the 5ft between desks and then leaning over my shoulder to explain things on the monitor, I'm gna stab someone by the end of this 020
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm so sneezy rn and the amount of bless yous I'm getting are gonna have me pissing holy water soon enough 030
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026voice training, meeting new ppl, asking them if they wanna hear my old voice then doing my best Halo Announcer impression 040
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026still dying a death but this time I've gotta be at work 190
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026once that 2nd paycheck comes through and I can buy a strap and a hitachi magic wand everything is going to change 000
Reposted by oxxidentbran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026reflecting on the fact that a lot of my art is small dick representation. partially by accident but you know what... its important we get some art of girls with average to below average dongs. it's the year of the Regular Unremarkable Penis 16106495
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 28/09/2026lowk think that I might have age regressed while having that breakdown last friday.... something 2 think about... 120
Reposted by oxxident4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Much like the cartoon dog Spot I am also soft and cuddly and smile a lot 182
Reposted by oxxidentBoo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Many of you (myself included) 0386
Reposted by oxxidentlaura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026im the cute little princess of hell dimension and when i penetrate into the mortal realm i take the form of a dreadwyrm 1323
Reposted by oxxidentConfidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 27/09/2026my well adjusted ass 9726
Reposted by oxxidentThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 27/09/2026Always get kinda disappointed and skeeved out by the prevalence of drawings of naked trans women that are too *cis woman with a dick slapped on* about it. Speaks to the reality that trans women really are the only ones who see trans women naked and others sort of just wish we were futas 0526
Reposted by oxxidentPhobia @phobia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think my biggest goal in life lately is to find the housing stability that would let me feel comfortable giving a dog a home 41415
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026did none of that and slept literally the entire day instead 010
oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026every woman I've ever been with it's been like this I'm pretty sure 020
Reposted by oxxidentprofessional bad at deadlock girl @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026integer overflow age regression and you accidentally end up 999,999,999,999 years old 0102