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oxxident

@oxxident.bsky.social
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funny artist lady, 23, she/her, it/it's if you're cool, monsters and gay sex 18+ personal blog styles Rawr :3c oxxident.straw.page

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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 4h
I need to get so so so so sooooooo much worse expeditiously
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 8h
lady-knight who empties her meager coffers on the company of female prostitutes just to lay her head in their laps while they stroke her hair and praise her and tell her she's strong and courageous and honorable and that it's okay to cry sometimes
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 9h
fucking crying howling screaming laughing at Anthony Hopkins' senile ass getting nuked by Megatron and his lifeless body flying through the air in slow-mo
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10h
Had to come back cause today’s fit goes hard as hell
Nessie in a red and green plaid shorts, penny loafers with frilly floral maroon socks, a black mock neck sleeveless top and a green beret
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 11h
I need a colourful, opaque eyeshadow palette this "nude" "natural" and "subtle" stuff is so not me
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Val🏳️‍⚧️Vondran 🔜 PAX Aus @valvondran.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Despite all my rage I will still have my dick in a cage #locktober
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 15h
There is a very fine line inbetween drawing an expression that’s genunly sexy and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Who’s Getting the Best Head?
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 15h
saw two adorable pigeons with white splotches on the crowns of their heads on my way to work this morning
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 16h
boo
deer with her head in a jack o'lantern
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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dr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 22h
I've been saying it for years: "chaotic" is the Gen Z "random"
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 21h
THATS AN APARTMENT NOT A HOUSE YOU CAN NOT CALL AN APARTMENT A HOUSE WHEN IM IN YOUR APARTMENT I FEEL CLAUSTROPHOBIC WHY YOUR TOILET NEXT TO YOUR KITCHEN WHY YOUR KITCHEN NEXT TO YOUR BEDROOM THATS NOT A LIVING ROOM YOU NOT LIVING
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 23h
obsessed with this song again
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when I see a skinny woman my first thought is "easy to throw around and carry", consequences of working construction and petrol station jobs at 14
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hips now measure equal to my waist can I get a woohoo for the tipping point
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
correctly guessed that two roomates were fucking based purely on the vibes of one overheard exchange. Not even a conversation, like 12 words!! I should be an oracle!!!
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Gaucho' was pretty good, enjoyed it more than 'Aja' but less than 'Can't Buy a Thrill'
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kind of hard not speak puppylike when started, kind of addicting styles, surely word exist for particular style of speech? one that lacks prepositions where typically are??
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nova thrace, gigglebait 🖤 @sleeplessnova.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what i took away from Camp Miasma and Coyote vs ACME is that being snuffbait is good actually 🙂‍↕️
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heartbraking: they made this dog go to work even though she really wanted to play touys
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Truke (short for truth nuke)
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
girl who spent 4 of her 5 hours of free time today cooking and the other 1 hour texting lovely girls
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think this is a case of nominative determinism
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my mobile data allowing me to see discord messages but not send any is fucking wit me, I feel like Tantalus
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spread eagle cross the cock
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think it wood be badass to be all dressed up in leathers with a lady in my lap wearing next to nothing.... just saying.... don't mean 2 offend anyone!!! just my opinion!!!!!
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
spent 3 hours wandering from shop 2 shop cause I'm still figuring out the shopping landscape of my new neighbourhood AND the busses suck and in the end cooked nothing BUT TONORROW!!
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am going to home tonight and cook some sort of carbonara and you'll all just have find a way to cope with it
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they're putting people in my personal space at my desk to teach 2 of us at the same time instead of just walking the 5ft between desks and then leaning over my shoulder to explain things on the monitor, I'm gna stab someone by the end of this
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so sneezy rn and the amount of bless yous I'm getting are gonna have me pissing holy water soon enough
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
voice training, meeting new ppl, asking them if they wanna hear my old voice then doing my best Halo Announcer impression
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
still dying a death but this time I've gotta be at work
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
once that 2nd paycheck comes through and I can buy a strap and a hitachi magic wand everything is going to change
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 28/09/2026
reflecting on the fact that a lot of my art is small dick representation. partially by accident but you know what... its important we get some art of girls with average to below average dongs. it's the year of the Regular Unremarkable Penis
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lowk think that I might have age regressed while having that breakdown last friday.... something 2 think about...
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4KitSake 🎃 @4kitsake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Much like the cartoon dog Spot I am also soft and cuddly and smile a lot
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Boo-niper Spookypussy @junipertuniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many of you (myself included)
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im the cute little princess of hell dimension and when i penetrate into the mortal realm i take the form of a dreadwyrm
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn girl what that tummy do?
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all my shit hurts
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 27/09/2026
my well adjusted ass
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 27/09/2026
Always get kinda disappointed and skeeved out by the prevalence of drawings of naked trans women that are too *cis woman with a dick slapped on* about it. Speaks to the reality that trans women really are the only ones who see trans women naked and others sort of just wish we were futas
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think my biggest goal in life lately is to find the housing stability that would let me feel comfortable giving a dog a home
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did none of that and slept literally the entire day instead
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
every woman I've ever been with it's been like this I'm pretty sure
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♡ Bee @rosemarbles.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🐀🎸!!!!!! Art of Ada Rook :))
Rat persona playing guitar and twipping it around. Multicoloured checkered floor. Angel wings on the character
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oxxident @oxxident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
girl I'm fucking dying a death
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professional bad at deadlock girl @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
integer overflow age regression and you accidentally end up 999,999,999,999 years old
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