Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 4hAt first, I thought the spine was a 3d printed prosthetic that sat on top of the vest, not fabric woven into it. That looks like a crazy level of work. 010
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 16hPatient: How's my heart doing, doc? Cryptkeeper: *removing stethoscope* "Well, no mummies, wraiths, or goblins." Patient: *exasperated sigh* 121
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What did Dracula take for anxiety? Bativan 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What's an endocrinologist's favorite Halloween treat? Candy-gliflozin 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This can be distilled down to just "bottoms are gay" 030
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Which SGLT2i is the best-looking? Dappergliflozin 031
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvotoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114853125
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"psst...hey buddy...trade you my exit row seat for your refreshments cart trap aisle seat" 030
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Storage containers are the adult stage of Tupperware lids after they emerge from their silicone pupae. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoRyan Consell @stealingfromwizards.com · 05/10/2026Sometimes we do our best work for extremely silly reasons. I helped produce some of these images, and I think the first might be the least distressing. 192
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What medicine do monsters use for weight loss? Fear-zepitide 021
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What kind of ghost haunts family medicine clinics? Spockters 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm gonna start a company that cleans houses with cigarette smoke damage prior to listing for sale. I'm calling it Vareni-clean 021
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I gave a paperback to my kiddo's classmate as a bday gift and he's really gotten into the first book. Might be at least 3 more book purchases from his parents in the near future. 010
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fascists trying so hard to astroturf a milkshake duck and keep failing 020
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My spouse told me the store was out of one of the cheeses I wanted for a house party we were bringing hors d’oeuvres for, but it wasn't a big deal. I told her, "Baby, I don't need Danablu to have fondue night." 011
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoOxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 22/10/2024We should normalize replacing "placebo-controlled" with "trick or treatment" in October. 001
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Prompt: "Make a character who's double-jointed" 120
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fozzie is a perfect example of how far you can get in life if you're good at witty bantler. 031
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gotta get the people who still think they have money to spend it before they realize they don't have disposable income come November. 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wish Tony Jay was alive to voice this character. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 14/03/2024I want to talk about my move from Substack to Ghost for a second, and what it's been like working with a nonprofit tech company that actually lives its values. Especially if you're a writer still on Subtack, please read. 1/x First of all, about the org: They are a nonprofit, I just met employee +ghost.orgGhost: Independent technology for modern publishingBeautiful, modern publishing with newsletters and premium subscriptions built-in. Used by Sky, 404Media, Lever News, Tangle, The Browser, and thousands more. 14836961710
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The equally upsetting part is that, while donations increased, there's nothing n the article of increased community measures to protect them from being assaulted in the article. We'll get new laws killing rights when people protest genocide, but they barely enforce existing assault laws on chuds. 120
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anyone living in Randolph, MA, there's a public meeting regarding the use of ALPRs in the town on Tuesday September 29 at 10pm. So if you can make it to voice your opposition (you can also attend remotely), this is a great opportunity to do so. Agenda linked below:mccmeetings.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey so uhhhhh that Boston Globe story about the lesbian bar relaxing its covid rules is an *absolute fucking hit piece* targeting the disabled, chronically ill, and covid-conscious and it would be great if folks sharing and joking about it could recognize that framing. 332944907
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What specific food should you avoid if you have epilepsy? Seizure salads 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoDr Noor Bari @njbbari3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve seen a lot of older people wearing masks in my neighbourhood. I don’t know how the rest of society walks past that clear signal for help. If you see someone in a mask or respirator, you should wear one… at the very least… 1113331
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Imagine being a dipshit capitalism fanboy and being mad about a company trying to expand its market share. 010
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is the same shit he posted while he was detained in Europe on human trafficking charges. I think he's full of shit and he's just catastrophizing an imprisonment he never thought he'd have to experience. 000
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Weird how he says his conditions keep getting worse yet they haven't taken away his Twitter access. 100
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If I may offer up an incentive to watch it beyond Michael Caine's performance as Scrooge: 020
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Still waiting on the $10 billion Foxconn promised to invest in Wisconsin. 110
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Also the examples of companies just reneging on contracts/commitments and making it more expensive for the community to litigate are myriad. 110
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvoℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums 031931183
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I had a parent suggest it as a theme for one of our haunted house rooms for elementary school kids and I'm very glad I'm the one making the haunts and she's the one coordinating the volunteers. 110
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What's your ideal mask (in terms of construction; I like the rigid ones that tie behind my head) and what kind of designs appeal to you? 100
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026youtu.be/TgO_CTtEC8wyoutu.beMCCONNELL: Beyond Death | Aamon AnimationsYouTube video by Aamon Animations 010
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first introduction to this was in an AMV Hell video where the audio was played over that scene in Jojo where Polpo gets killed. 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!! 4558592175
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In a weird way, this demonstrates how AI can never really surpass human ingenuity. No one other than the most sad sack human manchild could conjure cope this cringe. 0101
Reposted by Oxnard Mantalvo🌶️ Motte! 🌶️🔞 @extra-spicymotte.bsky.social · 03/09/2026don't hatewatch it. don't pirate it. don't waste your time with it. fuck JKR and her mediocre at best books. it won't kill the sadness in you to dig your claws into this rotten IP 222210950
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Teeball above the waist, cricket tot below. 010
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026James Patterson doing crossover slop isn't anything new yet somehow this still feels debasing to him. Like if Thomas Kinkade started selling prints of wojack memes. 150
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jimmy Stewart's last role was Wylie Burp in "An American Tail 2: Fievel goes West" 000
Reposted by Oxnard MantalvoExplicitly Anti-Vaxx @bellamyj.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Nothing about this is shocking at all if you understand how these people think. Supremacists of all varieties love to dabble in the exact things and people they hate. It's about ownership and control not rules, laws, or order. Abuse is a very effective lens to view fascism and fascists through. 27128
Oxnard Mantalvo @oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026you gotta put all that together yourself or that's just the breakout of all the components? 100