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Owl Von Farmenhous

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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 6h
Super excited not to buy this!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
This Indigenous Peoples’ Day, we honor that history.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
Long before New York City bore its name, this land was home to the Lenape people.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
Kuwiinguneewul!
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 9h
HEINEKEN?!?!?
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Bruce McCorkindale @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social · 11h
For #MuppetMonday, let's have some David Lynch flashbacks! #2: a Muppet version of BLUE VELVET featuring Dr. Teeth! The original was hand-drawn with mixed media on 8.5 X 11" bristol board. This version has digital color.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11h
About fifteen years ago I made the joke that everyone had to decide which tech corporation would own their data: Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, or Google. Now I know I was wrong, they all trade that data like Magic the Gathering cards
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Talarico: I've heard credible reports that Ken Paxton has a serious medical condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice. People are concerned. He has asked for proof of life from me. I'm asking for proof of spine from him.
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This voice actor deserves all the awards. Biddy Blas is my new favorite Star Wars character. Also this game kicks ass!
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The wealthiest people in this country are getting tax cuts while the rest of us struggle. It’s time they pay their fair share.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
when you’re too dumb to know you’re not supposed to say the quiet part out loud
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Self portrait
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finished this one a bit because why not (Slide 2 📸: Chris Juhn)
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But honestly what else did you expect from a windmill-spined mediocrity merchant?
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nolan Wells was murdered and his killers are free
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone needs a good bullshit detector
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From Epsteen Class to Epstein Class
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 08/10/2026
Literally all these dudes
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Neo waking up in the goo pod
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Peter Thiel slams Obama, Pope Leo in new ‘Antichrist’ lectures
The tech billionaire accused them of using AI concerns to “boost their own popularity,” according to recordings obtained by POLITICO.
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NPR @npr.org · 09/10/2026
If you're using the U.S. Postal Service to return a ballot close to Election Day, officials recommend getting it postmarked at a post office to avoid getting caught up in mail processing changes. n.pr/4AXBftW
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Why mailing a ballot close to Election Day may get it rejected for a late postmark
If you're using the U.S. Postal Service to return a ballot close to Election Day, officials recommend getting it postmarked at a post office to avoid getting caught up in mail processing changes.
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National Security Counselors 🕵 @nationalsecuritylaw.org · 09/10/2026
So here's a factoid. Osama bin Laden was buried at sea. It was reportedly done in accordance with Muslim practice. The body was reportedly not desecrated or abused. Pictures and videos were taken. Someone FOIAed the pictures and videos, then sued. DOD said they were classified. But why??
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beyond matters of taste and decency and whether or not you even believe in the death penalty due to moral reasons, livestreaming the execution of Nidal Hasan is a dumb idea because you're giving him his moment of public martyrdom.
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ngl I can already tell he thirst for cheese and blood 🤠
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
UGHHHHH Sheeran playing at the Burgerville while I’m picking up an order and I’m ready to light my torch and start the revolution on my lunch break 😡😤🤬 #FREEPALESTINE #ENDTHEGENOCIDE #GAZA #NETANYAHUISAWARCRIMINAL
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the presidential immunity case, the court considered a hypothetical of a president ordering Navy Seals to assassinate an American political rival. Trump's lawyer argued unambiguously yes, since it'd be an "official act." The Roberts Court ruled in his favor, 6-3. Why wouldn't Trump believe this?
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/10/2026
What a healthy democracy we have.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can’t eat road salt.
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Josh Turek @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAKING: A new Suffolk Poll shows us leading by 4 points in this race! With just 27 days until Election Day, it's clear that Iowans are fed up with corruption in Washington and ready for change. Iowans are ready for a senator who fights for them, not billionaires and big corporations
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A BFD. As people get ready to fill their heating oil tanks for the winter, they learn it will cost 80% more than last year. Your early Christmas Gift from Trump and the Republican Party is that your Christmas present budget will now go to their friends in the oil business.
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 07/10/2026
signed instantly. creatives: unionize actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/10/2026
How rare are neutrino interactions? A neutrino (of the type emitted by the Sun) could go through a light year of lead with only a small chance of interacting. They pass through the Earth, and each of us, constantly, without anyone noticing. 100 trillion neutrinos go through you every second.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/10/2026
I attended a seminar by freshly minted Nobel Laureate Francis Halzen many years ago and something he said stuck with me, but it takes some explaining, so this will be a (short) thread. The talk was about neutrino telescopes, and he started by explaining how rarely neutrinos interact with anything.
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rude to whales
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2025
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2026
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2025
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2026
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-…
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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it's so fucking funny to see your buddies living happily in healthy relationships. "I'm just sending a photo of this flower to my wife" Imao dawg I saw you puke into the open window of an unattended cop car in 2009 and now you're a wonderful father
September 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Sucks shit that, of all the cults of the ancient world, Christianity was the winner. Should've been one of the Dionysian cults about how much fucking & drinking & being chronically unemployed rules. The wrong son died.
September 1, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Apologies to Ms Reid, who is too good for these people
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s giving…
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Bunny Lebowski's Disgusted Reaction
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Owl Von Farmenhous @owlfarmer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more I see your videos here the less time I have to spend on insta…
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Sickos Haha Yes
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your shoe size is barley and three more fun facts
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives
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