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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of "kisses" ❤️
Embroidery of "that's a kiss" moments from Our Flag Means Death, surrounding the embroidered words "I love you. I love you. I know.  I know that"

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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
stede shpuld get to erupt from the inside of someone's or perhaps his own body as it splits down the back like a molting cicada and then shake drops of blood from his hair with a shaky but growing smile like he cant quite believe how good this feels
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Meg 🏴‍☠️🫶🏻 @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sometimes predictive text sees who you really are as a person
A screenshot of a message being written that says 'I would sell so many organs for even half an episode of Stede' and then the predictive text underneath says 'pissing' and 'crying' and 'is'
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
draw ed teach? say no more #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
three digital drawings of ed teach from ofmd.

the first drawing is ed with his season one beard holding a tea cup.

the second drawing is early season 2 ed with his hair up in a bun.

the third drawing is rice sack ed.
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Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hey friends, I made cowboy boot-touch stickers on a whim last night! I just ordered them so they’ll take a week or two to ship but yeehaw and all that! 🤠 ko-fi.com/s/758ff1fc69 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #ShopOFMD
A black sparkly star cowboy boot touching a teal boot with a bird motif, surrounded by ropeA glittery sticker with a black sparkly star cowboy boot touching a teal boot with a bird motif, surrounded by rope
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sam_whatever @samwtf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
*emerging from the blankets fort* ✨ 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎~𝓃𝓎𝒶𝓃 ✨ #OFMDfanart #DrawEdTeach
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
as promised archiveofourown.org/works/86745121
archiveofourown.org
Ya Soshla S Uma - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
ofmd's thesis on physical violence is that it's bad if you are doing it for reasons that are not Authentically You but it's fine as long as you're having fun and being yourself
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fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"someone tried to kill me just like you said! but i set him alight, and then i said a cool thing and everyone laughed" is perhaps the most stede bonnet line of all time, imo
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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
canonverse ed and stede coming up with matching sparkledog fursonas
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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
that thing where you homoerotically apply your bro's eye makeup from my upcoming RBB with @ourfag.bsky.social -- time traveling Ed is about to experience gay halloween for the first time 💜🎃🌈
STEDE SWEEPS THE MAKEUP BRUSH OVER ONE OF ED’S LIDS, SO GENTLE ED HARDLY EVEN TWITCHES. BRUSHES THE BLACK POWDER BACK AND FORTH ACROSS HIS EYE. SWEEPS IT OUT TO HIS TEMPLE, OVER THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE. CLEARLY GOING FOR A SORT OF BANDIT EYE MASK. THE SOFT BRUSH BACK AND FORTH IS ALMOST SOOTHING. STEDE SWITCHES TO THE OTHER EYE, DOES THE SAME THING
ED LETS OUT A SLOW SHUDDERING BREATH
STEDE PAUSES. HMMMM
ED, WITHOUT OPENING HIS EYES: WHAT’S THE MATTER? 
STEDE: WELL…IT’S JUST NOT QUITE AS BOLD AS I ENVISIONED, MAYBE? THE BRUSH ISN’T PICKING UP ENOUGH PIGMENT, I SUPPOSE…
ED: YEAH, I DUNNO. I USUALLY JUST DO IT WITH MY FINGERS. SORTA SMEAR IT IN THERE. YOU…YOU COULD. IF YOU WANT. THAT’D BE OKAY.
ED BITES DOWN ON THE TIP OF HIS TONGUE TO STOP HIMSELF FROM SAYING ANYTHING ELSE. HE STILL HASN’T OPENED HIS EYES. STEDE DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING FOR A MOMENT
STEDE, EVENTUALLY: ALL RIGHT THEN. WE’LL GIVE THAT A TRY. HANG ON THEN
THIS TIME, STEDE REACHES OUT AND CUPS ED’S JAW—HOLDING HIS FACE STILL, ANGLED INTO THE LIGHT. ED MANAGES TO KEEP IT COOL, BUT JUST BARELY. HE CAN FEEL THE WARMTH OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF STEDE’S FINGERS, WHERE THEY PRESS INTO HIS CHEEK, HIS JAW, THE SIDE OF HIS NECK—THE CRADLE OF HIS SKULL. THERE’S SOMETHING NEARLY EROTIC ABOUT IT—ED WITH HIS EYES CLOSED, BUT ABLE TO FEEL STEDE LOOKING AT HIM. THE CAREFUL, INTENSE SCRUTINY OF HIS GAZE.
STEDE: ALL RIGHT THEN, I’M COMING IN 
AND THEN ED FEELS THE SOFT, SOFT, SOFT PAD OF STEDE’S FINGER BRUSHING OVER HIS EYELID. STEDE IS TOUCHING HIS EYEBALL. HIS EYELASHES. THE SKIN IS SO, SO THIN HERE, AND STEDE’S FINGERS ARE FUCKING WARM 
ED FEELS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO LOSE HIS GOD DAMN MIND
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PilotPirate @pilotpirate.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Heyyy it's chapter 7 of the #ofmdpodfic of The Body Kinetic by @followedmystar.bsky.social and @ourfag.bsky.social! Lovely chapter lovely art! 🪶🪾 AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/712603... SC: on.soundcloud.com/IMhB7Aqdk6Rj... IA: archive.org/details/01-t... work: archiveofourown.org/works/672341...
archiveofourown.org
Podfic of "The Body Kinetic" by followedmystar, ourfag - Chapter 7 - PilotPiratePods - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Things I've learned from OFMD - cringe is fake - always be yourself; you could fake it, but what if you succeed? what then? - everyone gets a shot at healing - it's good that some marriages end - you are allowed to change your life - when in doubt do arts and crafts together
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A.K | give Taika his Ed back! 🏴‍☠️ @agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Since we're Ed posting I'm going to drop an Ed-vent here for September! We also have a Halloween "skulls and bone" theme and Top Ed Week coming 1st-7th of December!!
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🌊 impossible bird 🪼 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
# edposting
Screenshot of ofmd Ed teach looking beautiful in the depression robe pitching a talent show to the crew
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Mr Buttons 🏴‍☠️🤡 soft clowning era. I wrote a fic, once 🏴‍☠️ @mrbuttons284266.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Stede: "so I'm recruiting pirates for my new ship. Are you interested in loot?" Frenchie: "yeah, Mate. I love the lute."
Still from OFMD of Frenchie playing the lute on the deck of The Revenge.  I think it's a lute, someone will probably chime in if I'm wrong.
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
celebrating june the 3rd with, that’s right, another whopper
a whopper from burger king
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
isthere something they put in plum jinro that gives you olive oil aftertaste when uou exhale through your mouth or does soju just do that <3
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mx. divorce @bird-divorce.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
while i recover from surgery i will once again shill for everyone to read a little help with the agony which i posted on anon even thiugh its obvious i wrote it, its really good okay archiveofourown.org/works/695652...
archiveofourown.org
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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
okay yay 🖼️🧵 for my doodles bc i can’t sort things on this app the way i do on tumblr dot com
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🌊 impossible bird 🪼 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fem Ed surf girly #ofmd #ofmdfanart☀️🌊🏄‍♀️🏳️‍⚧️
Digital illustration of transfem Ed teach surfing in a mismatched bikini and knee brace
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
theyre so cute wtf
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
clown stede getting pied in the crotch ok im sorry ill leave now
digital doodle of stede bonnet in a clown costume and makeup. he looks. bashful? joyous? idk. a pie tin is sliding down his leg and his crotch-area is covered in pie. im so sorry goodbye
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
my first thougjt was ed as a thriving con artist assuming stede is still rich but by the time he learns differently hes already in love and tries to justify this to himself with "im sure i can still milk him for SOMETHING" and well he sure milks him for Something alright
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
lets all imagine glass-closeted stede in school for a degree he doesnt even want getting his first intoxicating sip of Power while on top of a middle aged leather daddy who wants to cum so bad he just started crying
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
im not Totally uninterested in sugar daddy/age gap au itsjust i need the older one to be the sugar baby and/or somehow disadvantaged within the power dynamic and/or submissive in a more purposeful sense. which is more conducive to gentlescribe than gentlebeard but. yk
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
you can see it bobbing when his tdick twitches
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em ✨🏴‍☠️🎃 @emcolbs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
yeah
a drawing of a startled seagull flapping it’s wings and screeching. the word “fuck” is spelled out in hot pink letters above it but the “u” is the bird’s open beak. it also has a comically knotted tongue sticking out
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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy WIP Wednesday! Very excited to be pinch hitting for a second RBB prompt with incredible art by @ourfag.bsky.social 💜 A nasty storm sent canon-era Ed traveling forward in time, here's a bit of zero draft where he meets his modern day rescuer for the first time 👀
STEDE: OH! AND I HAVE ALL YOUR LEATHERS. GORGEOUS PIECES, BY THE WAY. THEY WERE JUST AH, QUITE WET, WHEN YOU ARRIVED? I DIDN’T IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE COMFORTABLE. ALSO, Y’KNOW, SAND IN THE BED. I’D RATHER NOT
ED: YOU UNDRESSED ME? 
STEDE FLUSHES: I PROMISE NOTHING UNTOWARD HAPPENED…
PRIVATELY, ED THINKS THAT’S A BIT OF A BUMMER, ALTHOUGH HE DOES TEND TO PREFER TO BE CONSCIOUS FOR THESE THINGS. BUT STEDE IS A BIT OF SNACK. THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT HIS DEMURE BLUSHING THAT’S REALLY DOING IT FOR ED RIGHT NOW. ED WANTS TO MAKE HIM BLUSH ALL OVER
STEDE: SO THAT’S BASICALLY IT THEN. YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO TELL ME TO FUCK OFF IF YOU LIKE, I DON’T MEAN TO PRY, BUT DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOW YOU CAME TO BE THERE, UNCONSCIOUS AT THE BEACH?
ED THINKS THROUGH HIS OPTIONS REAL QUICK. STEDE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY, HIS CONCERN FOR ED SEEMS GENUINE, BUT ED DOESN’T FUCKING KNOW HIM. IF HE’S RIGHT—AND HE’S ALWAYS RIGHT—HE’S COME FORWARD IN TIME, SOMEHOW. SOME WEIRD SEA WITCH SHIT WITH THAT STORM, ED’S HEARD TALES. DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER REALLY, THE HOW AND WHY. POINT IS HE’S HERE NOW. AND HE WANTED OUT OF HIS OLD LIFE. THIS IS ABOUT AS OUT AS HE CAN GET, WITHOUT BEING DEAD. SO HE’S NOT EXACTLY BEAT UP ABOUT IT.
ED SAYS HE DOESN’T REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW HE ENDED UP PASSED OUT IN THE SAND, BUT BASICALLY TRIES TO PLAY IT OFF AS THOUGH HE’S FROM THE PRESENT DAY. HE’S NOT ABOUT TO START ADVERTISING HIS VULNERABILITIES TO A STRANGER. 
STEDE ASKS WHAT HE KNOWS ABOUT HIS LIFE BEFORE THE INCIDENT—DOES HE REMEMBER WHERE HE LIVES? WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING? ETC
ED THINKS QUICK ON HIS FEET, GLANCES AT ALL OF STEDE’S BOOKSHELVES. HE KNOWS SO LITTLE ABOUT THIS TIME/WORLD, NO CLUE WHAT JOBS MIGHT STILL EXIST IN THIS TIME PERIOD. BUT CLEARLY BOOKS ARE A THING. THAT SEEMS UNLIKELY TO GO OUT OF STYLE. UNLESS THEY HAVE LIKE, AUTOMATONS THAT DO THAT NOW. GUESS THAT COULD BE IT. (ED’S GETTING DISTRACTED) 
I’M AN AUTHOR, HE TELLS STEDE WITH CONFIDENCE. I WRITE SUPER COOL BOOKS, ACTUALLY
STEDE LIGHTS UP, ECSTATIC. OH!! I LOVE BOOKS! HE GESTURES AROUND AT HIS LIBRARY, CLEARLY. WHAT SORT OF THING DO YOU WRITE THEN? 
WELL. THEY DO SAY TO WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW.
PIRATE STORIES, MOSTLY, ED SHRUGS. HISTORICAL STUFF. SET IN THE EARLY 1700S.
STEDE’S PRACTICALLY INCANDESCENT. I LOVE PIRATE STORIES. ANYTHING I WOULD RECOGNIZE? 
ED’S A LITTLE CAUGHT OUT. SHIT. HE MADE HIMSELF SOUND TOO INTERESTING.
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
OH NY GOD!!!!! GOOD LUCK IM EXCITED FOR YKU
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half-tit jess 🏳️‍🌈🎪🏴‍☠️ @ofmgayrights.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
at one point their chests are pressed firmly together and someone pulls away and it makes a really loud fart noise which derails the sex entirely and then they’re just pissing themselves laughing as they try to deliberately make that noise happen again
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
im imagining steak knife arrives at trying to introduce ed and stede to each other through like a screwball comedy subplot full of near misses and misunderstandings & its a tiny bit sad in the end bc he was so excited to matchmake these two people he could tell right away would be perfect together
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annettefb.bsky.social @annettefb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
#ofmd
Ed teach season 2 looking unimpressed Newly discovered smol blue octopus looking unimpressed
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duck 🦆🌸🇵🇸 @duckistic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i can't believe we're almost through mermay and i hadn't even talked about my sweet sweet babies yet. they are very important to me. so wet and sweet <3 archiveofourown.org/works/553752...
Background is a screenshot of mer-Stede just starting to appear in the distance in a haze of light amidst the dark water.

From the Seas Within Me by adhduck

Summary:

“I just—” He takes a long, heavy breath and leans into Ed’s side, head tucked on his shoulder. “They’re practically my family, Ed. I don’t wanna lose them."
“I know,” Ed murmurs. “And I can’t promise they won’t be a little…surprised, at first. But it’s not because of us, yeah? It’s just a lot to take in. And they’re all so fucking weird, I’m sure they’ll be used to us in ten minutes flat.”
“I hope so.” Stede touches his foot to Ed’s, marveling for the millionth time that their bodies can be so different and yet create something so similar to walk on land. “I hope so.”
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A story that's sort of about shapeshifting, and sort of about disability, and sort about self-acceptance—but mostly, about finding love exactly as you are.
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
> combination cemetery plot designer and plumber au fic that has tunnels in it for absolutely fucking sure
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
ed was a fisherman for about 3.5 hours but i bet he talks about it like it was a life changing experience. no one else gets it. he has a thousand yard stare when he talks about it, gets all philosophical. people don't ask him about it the way they don't ask pete if he really was in blackbeard's crew
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
sugarbaby tfem stede what if
digital doodle of female ed reclining with her arms crossed, watching something off-screen. tfem stede is sliding into the room, exclaiming "id!"stede, viewed from behind, has now lifted up her shirt to flash ed, who is staring with wide eyes and open mouth. stede is saying "look! i think you have to start taking me bra shopping! which, of course, means ill need new tops, and ill need new bottoms to match. oh, an we can get some new lingerie and accessories to match and blah blah blah blah blah..."
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
omg is it this
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
im on tumblr also same name
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
100quotes in <12h look at us! well me im your fag ourfag and a bug landed in my coffee today. i love nalbindiing & weird porn & ed teach (tormenting&spoiling in equal measure) & tossing au ideas around. reclusive + never been great at making conversation but dont ever worry youre bugging me
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
you understand uou get it. embarrassing splashy noises as it runs off onto the floor etc
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
cant be trusted around yarn anymore
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
and its not even a comfy chair
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
one of these days bvery soon my med withdrawa will be over and i willl bave responded to every single thing i need to respond to still. unti then however i am. well i am gonna be honest withh you. i am making ed piss himself while tied to a chair
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Babirousa @babirousa.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Long time no post. Will try to be a lil more active on here, i know a lot of ofmd heads are here on bluesky. I found a bunch of stede plush! Will be putting them up on my etsy this Friday at 12pm cst!!!
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
From chapter 2 of the truck stop boys #WipWednesday #OFMDFic archiveofourown.org/works/848034...
Ed is powerless against Stede's enthusiasm. Any attempt at nonchalance is quickly abandoned, and Ed finds himself beaming right back at Stede until they're in some kind of beam-off, just recklessly blasting rays of sunshine at each other across the length of the diner, innocent bystanders be damned. 

His feet start to carry him across the diner, eyes still fixed on Stede's grinning face. It's only when he bumps into a table that he figures he should probably watch where he's going.

He makes it across the room without further incident and slides into the booth with a "Hey."

"Ed! It's so good to see you," Stede gushes, with the energy of a golden retriever who's been waiting by the door for his owner to get home from work all day. Christ, if the man had a tail, it'd be wagging about all over the place, smacking against the table and sending the salt and pepper shakers flying.
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something @ourfag.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
dogkin stede feeding ed cornchips by hand bc he himself doesnt like them that much but it gives him therieuphoria when his paws smell like fritos. just posted this one on tumblr. ran over here to post it here too
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🌊 impossible bird 🪼 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I made this Ed and Stede kissing 2048 board the other day if you’re into that sort of thing all2048.com/game/6a022b1...
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2048 Gentlebeard Kisses
Play 2048 Gentlebeard Kisses online with sound effects and UNDO feature. Use your arrow keys to move the tiles. When two tiles with the same image of 2048 Gentlebeard Kisses touch, they get promoted!
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Thanks to @ourfag.bsky.social for allowing me to write some words for this artwork, which has lived rent free in my head for the last 9 months bsky.app/profile/ourf...
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