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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As a member of Lowry Swim Club, I’d like to offer a wholehearted FUCK YOU to Stanley British Primary School for this decision. That pool was our favorite summer spot and either they, or our feckless board (or both!), did us dirty with how this went down.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tweet from phil (@PhilJamesson):

Officer: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir
My Parrot: hell yea I love driving 86 mph without a seatbelt! my name is phil jamesson

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And the author still manages to clutch his pearls about Hasan Piker — someone no normie I have ever met gives a shit about, or, more likely, has even heard of — and socialism, the classic red herring bogeyman of my entire life. The consultant class of Dems can be such credulous dolts.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I saw the Tom Cruise War of the Worlds movie with the Adam Sandler The Longest Yard double feature. Both were fine, neither was particularly good.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is extraordinarily well written.

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don't really follow politics

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My favorite YouTube channel is Mr. WrestleTrivia, so I sent a cold pitch to its creator and host of Wrestling Jeopardy! Kevin J. Kalis. To my delight, he agreed to be interviewed! Look, if the title of this excites you at all, you are going to LOVE this. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

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Mr. WrestleTrivia Kevin J. Kalis

Podcast Episode · Off the Clock w/Jon Eks · September 17 · 1h 4m

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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

JD Vance is a soulless piece of shit and I hate him too. There’s just NOTHING there. He’s a fucking dork who aspires to power and I don’t think he even understands why he wants it. He’s a poseur. A try hard. A loser who wants to be cool but doesn’t have the first clue how that might work. Fuck him.

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Nick Gossert @nickgossert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ben Shelton rips a 158 MPH serve and John McEnroe is gobsmacked

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Vance, Rubio, DeSantis and Cruz are all complete charisma vacuums who have no core principles at all. What a slate!

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I cannot adequately describe my annoyance with this group of people who cannot EVER seem to get on the same page and do something for the greater good without some horseshit derailing them.

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026

Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Every part of Carlos Alcaraz’s game is impressive, but I think it’s his defense that most blows me away. I said during this last point, “How does he get to these?” A second later McEnroe says “How does he get to those?”

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

😦

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Read this from my homie @jmorton78.bsky.social because I think he nails the feeling of this offseason. It's hard to get excited about the Nuggets this year, which is also a huge bummer in its own right.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.

Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member.
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is why I get great service pretty much everywhere I go! I'm nice, friendly, accommodating and polite to service people and these folks love to help me! I find pricks tend to get bad service. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Alternative title: Let's remember some songs! Oh man, did we have a good time recording this one. @jmorton78.bsky.social is one of my favorite people and we had a killer time talking about a decade everyone seems to be looking at through rose colored glasses lately. Tune in and enjoy!

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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026

first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

WHO THE FUCK CARES. SERIOUSLY, WHO IS THIS FOR????

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is a real fascism bankshot. Truly impressive 2x assholery.

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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026

< 2 years & these people got it so that preventable childhood illness rates are skyrocketing, there's at least 4 simultaneous foodborne illnesses all in the highest risk categories, iran beat us in a war, everything's more expensive, there's gestapo raids, & now CANADA doesn't wanna trade with us

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

oh wow gee whiz no fucking shit, ya think? Prediction markets are legal (for now) corruption for the worst people on earth to enrich themselves even further.

A screenshot of a Tweet from Reuters that is one of the most no-fucking-shit headlines ever written about how more than 150 Polymarket wallets may have traded on military secrets.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Nice job doing a press release for Waymo, Denver Post. 🤮

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@davidjroth.bsky.social I’m watching Greg Maddux highlights on YouTube. I remembered that one time I watched Josh Fogg pitch an 86 pitch, 2 hit shutout. I figured this weird factoid would be one you might enjoy. Baseball is so weird.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

On the Off the Clock blog, I write 2000+ words on why the new Google search sucks, why I hate AI for art, and offer up some links that have made my own internet experience better, and might make yours too. Thanks to @katiebakes.bsky.social for inspiring it! www.otcjon.com/post/on-a-i-...

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On A.I., Google Search, and the Internet We Want

After reading the Katie Baker essay "The End of Google Search—and the Internet—as We Know It" on The Ringer, Jon Eks, host of Off the Clock w/Jon Eks discusses why AI and Google Search have completely...

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@crylenol

*Suited man yells at real estate agents*
A - Always
B - Be
C - Cookies

"Wait...that last one"
*suit falls off and Cookie Monster runs away*

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026

every day, every hour, brings us images that are totally beyond the powers of parody

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

its true that what sophie cunningham said unequivocally sucked. it’s also true that i had never heard of her before the past week or so. it’s become pathetically easy to rocket to relevance by being anti-trans. is there a way to acknowledge the harm while also depriving it oxygen? i don’t know.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

SLC Punk! is a movie about grief. I’m so glad I chose to watch it right now. Fuck you, Flaherty.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Ken Jennings is a fucking real one. Count me as standing right alongside him too!

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

@LauraPAuthor

Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not.

(picture of usurping orange/white cat enjoying its new living room, grey/white cat is outside a glass door looking in, contemplating the life it used to have)

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh gee whiz, you mean these fucking armored land tanks are killing others? Go on…

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I’d just like to echo whoever on here said that if they were rich they’d never, ever be online. If I could nuke every account I have, I would do it in literally a fraction of a heartbeat without thinking twice.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

huh the only fast casual restaurant that's thriving hates AI wonder if that means anything

Why Chili’s Isn’t Going ‘All In’ on AI
The restaurant chain has made a turnaround analysts call remarkable. A reinvestment in basic, foundational tech is part of the reason, says its CIO.

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don't think about sounding like or not like AI at all, ever. The writing style of a fucking robot has no bearing on anything I ever do. What the fuck are we even talking about here?

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Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock) @otcjon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you are imbecilic enough to do this, you deserve every single negative consequence that comes your way as a result of it, you absolute rock stupid, shit-for-brains dumbass.

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