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Sometimes you turn it over three times and get stomped. Don't think we learned a ton otherwise. OC is a question mark, OL is inconsistent, safeties seem like a problem...all pretty much priced in already.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Johnson got Sirianni's favorite play to work against him. Humiliating.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sirianni's gotta start treating 4th downs like he did when Jonathan Gannon was his DC again.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Playing field position down 13 with 18 minutes left 😑

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Singlehandedly keeping bum ass hot take writers employed across this disgusting country

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am just making shit up but if you commit an unnecessary roughness in a "half the distance to the goal line" situation you should have to sit the rest of the possession

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saying some deeply redacted stuff to my dog right now. He's agreeing.

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Joe Kearns @joekearns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m going insane over this. Someone should be fired over this even happening. Andy Dalton for one, but like a coach or front office member too.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Never not funny to me that penalties of substantially different severity just cancel out

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's so sick to see 86 back in the right colors

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Quinyon's deal with the devil where he only has hands in the postseason is an incredible bit

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Ann Marie @ay-em.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fangio to the glue factory in Scranton. tomorrow

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm cutting Uncle Vic's cable, this is embarrassing.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is correct, and also a jarring reminder of how bad Sydney Brown was the last time these teams met, as Epps was an immediate and obvious upgrade over Brown.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is the hardest anthem of all time, unfortunately

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One thing that the "playcaller promotion" has done for NFL coordinators is now guys like Mike Tirico and Cris Collinsworth credulously tell us "Davis Webb" is calling plays for Sean Payton.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tirico might actually be Italian; the way he said "Strnad" sounded like my grandmother watching me shoot hockey pucks at the garage door

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The down years may never get as bad as they got when I was growing up, thanks to the expanded postseason, but they'll be back eventually. So I'm trying to appreciate this clinch despite them making it as excruciating as possible. I think I'm there.

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe my basic issue with them, why I'm not freaking out, is because it really hasn't been a fun year, and when it does end, and I hope it doesn't, it's not like I'll be missing this specific team.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That first big sneezing fit after two weeks of work travel >>>>>

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I would like to go a long time without hearing about 10 on the Chargers.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm enjoying the Chargers being pure ass. Yeah it cost me $20 in a work survivor pool, but that's money well spent

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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Vic Fangio stop watching Dr. Fauci conspiracy theories and start watching Titans tape challenge

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bryce is not above criticism but this falls into the willfully obtuse doomerism that drives me nuts sometimes. Of all the things wrong with the Phillies, Bryce Harper experiencing the ebbs and flows of a baseball season is not one of them.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Too bad. Get in the device, lil bro.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mattingly's pen management fully broke me. I don't care if they hire Cora. I just need this pre-retired freak as far away from my relievers as possible.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Defector as a paid subscriber I promise I will not get into the habit of posting user comments but I had to on this one

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I don't learn anything else from this work trip to Chicagoland, I'll never be able to shake the knowledge that B1G headquarters has a Fogo de Chao attached to it.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs

Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thanks for the heads up, O. Probably gonna be busy with work stuff but I'll see if I can fit it in.

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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Eagles fans still (justifiably) talk about the Winston Justice Game, and he was a second rounder with great pedigree who (according to consensus at the time) fell too far. This might be a generational shitshow. Totally understand why I got Mahomes so late in all my leagues.

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