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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Night night, Blooper
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Caleb Cotham Manager, Brian Kaplan Pitching Coach. Life can be simple if you choose.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bring him home @phillies.com
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Salute 65. Best Eagles player of my lifetime. Also, what in the world?
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was actually one of the few things they did today that made sense so it'll be the main talking point all week
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How I'm coping with this Eagles collapse
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made a bit more confusing by the fact that both Texas teams are currently playing each other
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They CAN convert!
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bringing the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs to London next week
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I cannot remember the last time I saw this many Eagles get injured in the same game. Especially good ones.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good to see Nolan Smith looking like the better version of himself again
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry boss you are never getting that Newsmax subscription back.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dodgers employing the bold strategy of actually scratching runs across against the Braves' dogshit pitchers
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"It's been 11 years" I said forever.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If anyone else was the OC at Northwestern, I'd be all in on the flexbone cats. Still mostly in, but it's Chip Kelly needs to be [redacted] forever.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly insane that they have not been able to develop hitters across the last however many regimes.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trea Turner I will see you in the outfield cousin
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Darius Cooper legacy game
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Andrew Painter is my dad now
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you turn it over three times and get stomped. Don't think we learned a ton otherwise. OC is a question mark, OL is inconsistent, safeties seem like a problem...all pretty much priced in already.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Johnson got Sirianni's favorite play to work against him. Humiliating.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sirianni's gotta start treating 4th downs like he did when Jonathan Gannon was his DC again.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playing field position down 13 with 18 minutes left 😑
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Singlehandedly keeping bum ass hot take writers employed across this disgusting country
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am just making shit up but if you commit an unnecessary roughness in a "half the distance to the goal line" situation you should have to sit the rest of the possession
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saying some deeply redacted stuff to my dog right now. He's agreeing.
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Joe Kearns @joekearns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going insane over this. Someone should be fired over this even happening. Andy Dalton for one, but like a coach or front office member too.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never not funny to me that penalties of substantially different severity just cancel out
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so sick to see 86 back in the right colors
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quinyon's deal with the devil where he only has hands in the postseason is an incredible bit
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huh.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And if any of my middle school teachers want to check my work (2025 TNF Giants, 2024 MNF Falcons, 2023 MNF Seahawks, 2022 MNF Commanders...)
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The most cursed games of each season seem to happen on weeknights in primetime. Not sure what to make of that, but it is undoubtedly a feeling I had.
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Ann Marie @ay-em.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fangio to the glue factory in Scranton. tomorrow
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'll get your Fauci conspiracy vids back when you figure out how to stop this offense, knucklehead.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm cutting Uncle Vic's cable, this is embarrassing.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is correct, and also a jarring reminder of how bad Sydney Brown was the last time these teams met, as Epps was an immediate and obvious upgrade over Brown.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Unfortunately for Eagles reasons, not for any other reasons, lest I catch stray Bluesky Replies)
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the hardest anthem of all time, unfortunately
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
38-7, unforgivable error, even if I'm distracted trying to get a toddler to brush her teeth
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Keenum's really back in the house I say 34-7, let's have a little fun with it
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like yeah I'm totally sure they gave "Davis Webb" that designation in good faith, and he's not whispering those plays in Bo Nix's ear while Sean Payton holds a gun to his head.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing that the "playcaller promotion" has done for NFL coordinators is now guys like Mike Tirico and Cris Collinsworth credulously tell us "Davis Webb" is calling plays for Sean Payton.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tirico might actually be Italian; the way he said "Strnad" sounded like my grandmother watching me shoot hockey pucks at the garage door
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The down years may never get as bad as they got when I was growing up, thanks to the expanded postseason, but they'll be back eventually. So I'm trying to appreciate this clinch despite them making it as excruciating as possible. I think I'm there.
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was in Rosemont for work last week and when I saw the B1G/Fogo building I recoiled, reflexively, then figured "I'm sure Norm Charlatan has already posted about this. I must have known already."
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otabas.bsky.social @otabas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah you and I are in the same boat here
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