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Mr45YearsOld

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Manitoba's sweetheart

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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 13h
gross
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
after buffalo suffered decades of absolute shitass uniforms before going back to the perfect and beautiful classic sabres jerseys, seeing nostalgia for this is insane to me
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lookin cute, lookin strong. That's our Masuke!
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
he really should've been promoted to at least vice admiral by now
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doctors Zoggle
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg
youtu.be
G - H - O - S - T 🏀👻
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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雨宮ひかる🐊 @waniwaniamemi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🐊🖐️
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just realized we had our drink order riddle solved (I was correct)
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can't believe I have sicko representation. yes... hahaha yes!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lmao what a shithole
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dads rock
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
absolutely on board for this level of pettiness hellebucks.com
hellebucks.com
Connor Hellebuyck has forfeited $372,997
That's as of Oct. 8, 2026, 3:33 p.m. CT. It goes up 45 cents every second. Watch it live.
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hamilton's looking good, but all I can see with vegas is the Brampton Battalion and that's not a compliment
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday Umichan!! 🎉🐰🎂
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kumisori @kumisori.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🍎🍏🐰 うさぎのうみちゃん🐰🍏🍎 ☀️部屋で放し飼い☀️うみちゃんNo.85 🐰🎂 🎉✨ うみちゃん、1歳の誕生日 Umichan's 1st Birthday. Umi-chan 1살 생일. うみちゃんに、ぜひお祝いのメッセージをお願いします😊🐰🌿 #うさぎ #bunny #토끼 #RabbitUmichan
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Depending on your browser, many secrets may be revealed to you by long pressing on the image
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i bet it would be fun to run one of those youtube channels that tries to squeeze regular animal crossing news from a stone but for something that's not even popular like Bug! for sega saturn. i feel like doing Bug! clickbait for no one would be a good mental exercise like writing essays in school
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ヤギの人 @yusai00.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ヤギ
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the look they give you, the nameless ensign, 4 seconds after hearing they need someone to crawl into some heavily irradiated jeffries tube
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Random dipshit pasting themselves in front of other people's content is a detestable and dishonourable genre
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
c'mon man
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's fun to look up a character in star trek beta canon on a whim because every single one of them has interacted with Captain Fraiser at some point
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
so after the heritage classic we're going to use these beautiful and perfect jerseys full time, right right, please, please
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
finally the miserable celiac representation I've been missing in media
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
H. G. Wells is short for Honey Garlic Wells
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if my shitass saucer was brought down by a junior high science project I guess I'd be pretty pissed about it too
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
well now that was just adorable as all heck
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
skeleton mage and his pet capybara
painting of a skeleton in a gray overcoat, sunflower floral shirt, black pants, dress shoes and green gloves holding a book with a sunflower on the cover and releasing a red ray through the finger on the other hand. next to it is a capybara cub with a spiked collar.
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that's all we needed to see, cancel the season and start the playoffs immediately
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can't sleep, my doritos are too fuckin loud
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you need a new brother my schedule is pretty empty
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you see that tiny sliver of blue and go what the heck, but if my 5 year old told me he had tickets to the symphony or something and the taxi was on its way who am I to stand in his way, have fun kid you're clearly resourceful
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kick rocks dipshit
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
see ya shitlord
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sluggo the hat is good and you look very cool, don't let the haters get you down
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hey if nobody claims their prize can I have it? thanks
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now that's what's up #my9chips #chipsaregood #Iwantsomedamnchips #chips
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tweet from Film Daze (@filmdaze):

Blade Runner 2049 directed by Denis Villeneuve

(image of a cat bathed in pink/purple light looking up at a giant screen with a sexy cat on it)
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
going to need a [complimentary] or [derogatory] clarification on this
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
still thinking about Retro Goalie Mask Giveaway Night and how they mostly scrubbed any official mention of it online
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's right, Steve.
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
catching up on my animes youtu.be/OYfGMwTtjic
youtu.be
シンプソンズ | フランクグライムス死ぬ Frank Grimes dies Japanese dub
YouTube video by The Simpsons is best anime
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boooooo now what am I supposed to wear on the way home to look like an insane weirdo and guarantee nobody sits next to me on the bus
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey so wasn't it supposed to be retro goalie mask giveaway night too, where the dang crap hell crud is my mask
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Mr45YearsOld @ostkex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We love you Masuke! Stay strong 💪🐶💪
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me eating chinese food is like when a skeleton drinks a goblet of wine
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