fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/12/2025@theonion.com has a harder job with each passing dayapnews.comCalibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New RomanSecretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman. 020
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I already hate that people are calling photoshopped images “AI”. Having any sort of technical knowledge is a curse. 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I didn’t realize they were also renaming CDC to Center for Disease Circulation 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 04/12/2025You can tell how old I am by the fact that I put my phone up to my ear when I talk on it. 030
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025After 13 months of being jobless I have finally landed… a 10hr/week contract. That lasts until Feb. It’s better than nothing I guess but god damn this job market sucks. 010
Reposted by fleshmechThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2025Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market theonion.comCrypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize MarketBOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal... 10476851644
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Fuck Max Verstappen and fuck McLaren’s “strategy” 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I seriously don’t understand why wine bottle stoppers exist when you can simply finish the bottle? Imagine saving a partial banana or something equally ridiculous. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Me vs the rest of my family every thanksgiving 060
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 26/11/2025My state is trying to ban VPNs Can these politicians please fuck off and die thanks 120
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 25/11/2025In my younger years I considered myself an original trilogy fan, but Disney just couldn’t stop making Star Wars slop so now I just have to admit I don’t actually like Star Wars. 040
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski watching Mamdani get cheered on for requesting a meeting with Trump 010
Reposted by fleshmechMother Jones @motherjones.com · 20/11/2025“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scootermotherjones.comMeet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooterClifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable. 252187034461
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025You can’t tell me the economy isn’t doing well, the lottery has really been doing numbers. 020
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025No uapnews.comTrump says Democrats' message to military is 'seditious behavior' punishable by deathPresident Donald Trump is accusing half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal ... 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Love it that I’m getting job rejections in my dreams… super pumped to try and go back to sleep now. I’d almost rather go back to the stress dreams of being late on deadlines. At least I was employed in those dreams. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We keep trying to invent new ways to use the internet... but every time I see a cute cat I know it's just a waste of time. 020
Reposted by fleshmechBen Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books. But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular. It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it. 152266402
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Poor kid’s fist was pulled in by the extraordinary levels of punchability in that dudes face. Hope his knuckles recover quickly. 152
Reposted by fleshmechGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 18/11/2025electric chairs for trillionaires 2435153
Reposted by fleshmech🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social · 18/11/2025hey, vegans should be able to argue for veganism on social media. I'm not a vegan, but I support the right of vegans to be total dicks if they want. on the scale of harm, it's lower than someone cutting you off in traffic. quit crying about vegans. 1133
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 17/11/2025When I said “you gotta hand it to them” I meant a hand grenade. 010
Reposted by fleshmechLexi ⛯ @ash243x.bsky.social · 14/11/2025"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this" 163502193
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Me, staring at my cast iron, waiting for it to come up to temp. My wife: “Whatcha thinking about?” Me: “oh, nothin” @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social 2242
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I don’t know about you guys… but I can’t wait to see whether Pluribus is extremely pro or extremely anti communism. 110
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I can’t see the northern lights from my house but apparently my camera can? What setting do I need for my eyes? 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 11/11/2025When you talk enough shit about pedo Jared, Subway.com blacklists you. 030
Reposted by fleshmechEzra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election. 29766932228
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman. 0262
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025How do I auto ban accounts posting nonsense + 20 links to other accounts? @seriouslywtfareyoudoing @howisthisagooduseofanyonestime @justgobacktofacebook @yourpfpwasenoughformetoban @iwillnotsubscribetoyoursubstack @terriblytimedtrumpjoke @imnotcominghomeforthanksgiving @whyareyoulikethis 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025When Slotkin says you fucked up… ya fucked up. 021
Reposted by fleshmechKristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Every day, I understand this phrase on an even deeper level. 18851118
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 09/11/2025“We need to hold Silicon Valley to a higher standard! They can’t just rush shit to market without testing anything!” “WTF DO YOU MEAN GTA VI IS DELAYED?” 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 06/11/2025The beaver moon ruined No Nut November for me. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Mao Zedong MZ 🔄 ZM Zohran Mamdani Checkmate liberals. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Just spent the last 32 hours driving to California just to vote yes on 50, let’s hope this works. 011
Reposted by fleshmechJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025the humans at Wikipedia already have Abigail Spanberger's win; the robots at Grokipedia do not 524527
Reposted by fleshmechA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein. 514777837
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Since the other phrase got people banned last time: Reside In Urine Dick Cheney 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Shout out to @wyden.senate.gov and @congressmanraja.bsky.social for formally requesting that the FTC open an investigation into Flock Safety. Flock operates an unconstitutional, warrantless surveillance program on all of us as we drive through our own neighborhoods. Get out of our towns! 020
Reposted by fleshmechDoc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Did anyone actually like Hamilton or was everyone merely pretending to out of social obligation because it was deemed High Art™ 13302