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fleshmech

@ossifiedautomation.bsky.social
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I post about: * hating politicians * loving cats * anarchism/anti-fascism * programming/LLMs * synthesizers/music * veganism * pinball * formula 1 but generally just whatever my rage compels me to at the moment

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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@theonion.com has a harder job with each passing day
apnews.com
Calibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New Roman
Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I already hate that people are calling photoshopped images “AI”. Having any sort of technical knowledge is a curse.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I didn’t realize they were also renaming CDC to Center for Disease Circulation
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
You can tell how old I am by the fact that I put my phone up to my ear when I talk on it.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
After 13 months of being jobless I have finally landed… a 10hr/week contract. That lasts until Feb. It’s better than nothing I guess but god damn this job market sucks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2025
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
theonion.com
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Fuck Max Verstappen and fuck McLaren’s “strategy”
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Ok I understand now
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I seriously don’t understand why wine bottle stoppers exist when you can simply finish the bottle? Imagine saving a partial banana or something equally ridiculous.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Me vs the rest of my family every thanksgiving
Commander William T. Riker: We no longer enslave animals for food purposes.

Badar N'D'D: But we have seen Humans eat meat.

Commander William T. Riker: You've seen something as fresh and tasty as meat, but inorganically materialized, out of patterns used by our transporters.

Badar N'D'D: This is sickening. It's barbaric!
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My state is trying to ban VPNs Can these politicians please fuck off and die thanks
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
In my younger years I considered myself an original trilogy fan, but Disney just couldn’t stop making Star Wars slop so now I just have to admit I don’t actually like Star Wars.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The only big bird I’m eating this year
Gender bent big bird rule 34
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
brb finding rope and a chair
POLITICS
Trump and Mamdani go from adversaries to bromance after White House meeting
Asked by a journalist about his prior reference to Trump as a "fascist,"
Mamdani started to respond about how he and the president hav Read more
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski watching Mamdani get cheered on for requesting a meeting with Trump
Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski with wtf looks on their faces
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 20/11/2025
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
motherjones.com
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
You can’t tell me the economy isn’t doing well, the lottery has really been doing numbers.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
No u
apnews.com
Trump says Democrats' message to military is 'seditious behavior' punishable by death
President Donald Trump is accusing half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal ...
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Love it that I’m getting job rejections in my dreams… super pumped to try and go back to sleep now. I’d almost rather go back to the stress dreams of being late on deadlines. At least I was employed in those dreams.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
We keep trying to invent new ways to use the internet... but every time I see a cute cat I know it's just a waste of time.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books. But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular. It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Poor kid’s fist was pulled in by the extraordinary levels of punchability in that dudes face. Hope his knuckles recover quickly.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 18/11/2025
electric chairs for trillionaires
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🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
hey, vegans should be able to argue for veganism on social media. I'm not a vegan, but I support the right of vegans to be total dicks if they want. on the scale of harm, it's lower than someone cutting you off in traffic. quit crying about vegans.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
When I said “you gotta hand it to them” I meant a hand grenade.
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Lexi ⛯ @ash243x.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Me, staring at my cast iron, waiting for it to come up to temp. My wife: “Whatcha thinking about?” Me: “oh, nothin” @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
Hamburger helper tomato basil penne
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
We need to abolish animal agriculture.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I don’t know about you guys… but I can’t wait to see whether Pluribus is extremely pro or extremely anti communism.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I can’t see the northern lights from my house but apparently my camera can? What setting do I need for my eyes?
Faint green Northern lights behind some trees
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When you talk enough shit about pedo Jared, Subway.com blacklists you.
Access Denied

you don't have permission to access "http://www.subway.com/en-us" on this server.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
These 8 senators broke with Democrats on the government shutdown deal. Here's how they explain it
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Important to understand this. There's a reasonable chance that your Dem Senator who voted against it and is acting mad now was in on the play. It's the same reason why they scheduled the surrender for AFTER the election this week. They didn't want people pissed at Dems right before an election.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
How do I auto ban accounts posting nonsense + 20 links to other accounts? @seriouslywtfareyoudoing @howisthisagooduseofanyonestime @justgobacktofacebook @yourpfpwasenoughformetoban @iwillnotsubscribetoyoursubstack @terriblytimedtrumpjoke @imnotcominghomeforthanksgiving @whyareyoulikethis
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
When Slotkin says you fucked up… ya fucked up.
CNN Politics

Even some centrist-leaning Democrats, like Michigan Sen. Elissa Slotkin, were voicing concerns with the idea on Sunday night.
"I was involved for many weeks, and then over the last couple of weeks, it changed — last week it changed," Slotkin said, noting that she was no longer involved in talks in recent days. "But I always said, like, it's got to do something concrete on health care, and it's hard to see how that happened."
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Every day, I understand this phrase on an even deeper level.
I'm getting too old for this shit.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
“We need to hold Silicon Valley to a higher standard! They can’t just rush shit to market without testing anything!” “WTF DO YOU MEAN GTA VI IS DELAYED?”
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
What the FUCK is there to consider!?
U.S. NEWS

House cleaner shot to death on front porch after going to wrong house in Indianapolis suburb

MAURICIO VELAZQUEZ
THE VICTIM'S HUSBAND
Instead, he went straight to kill her.

BY TODD RICHMOND
Updated November 07, 2025 7:26 PM
Authorities are considering whether to charge an Indiana homeowner who they say shot and killed a woman working as a house cleaner after she mistakenly went to the wrong address.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Post you from a different era
Little boy doing a ninja kick in a TMNT costume
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The beaver moon ruined No Nut November for me.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mao Zedong MZ 🔄 ZM Zohran Mamdani Checkmate liberals.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just spent the last 32 hours driving to California just to vote yes on 50, let’s hope this works.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
the humans at Wikipedia already have Abigail Spanberger's win; the robots at Grokipedia do not
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Since the other phrase got people banned last time: Reside In Urine Dick Cheney
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fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Shout out to @wyden.senate.gov and @congressmanraja.bsky.social for formally requesting that the FTC open an investigation into Flock Safety. Flock operates an unconstitutional, warrantless surveillance program on all of us as we drive through our own neighborhoods. Get out of our towns!
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Did anyone actually like Hamilton or was everyone merely pretending to out of social obligation because it was deemed High Art™
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