fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 10/12/2025@theonion.com has a harder job with each passing dayapnews.comCalibri font becomes the latest DEI target as Rubio orders return to Times New RomanSecretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the more traditional Times New Roman. 020
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Big fan of HEALTH, I saw them play with Daughters a few years ago. With that said, I can’t NOT think of this meme when I hear about them. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Just start stacking them, that way it’s still only one sandwich. 2110
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I already hate that people are calling photoshopped images “AI”. Having any sort of technical knowledge is a curse. 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I didn’t realize they were also renaming CDC to Center for Disease Circulation 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 04/12/2025You can tell how old I am by the fact that I put my phone up to my ear when I talk on it. 030
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Lots of Olsen twin movies just begging for their hamburgers to be helped. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025After 13 months of being jobless I have finally landed… a 10hr/week contract. That lasts until Feb. It’s better than nothing I guess but god damn this job market sucks. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Endorphin loops and quarter-eaters are literally the beginnings of games as we know it. 030
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Nah, notice how they are all upside down? Trolling us. 000
Reposted by fleshmechThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/12/2025Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market theonion.comCrypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize MarketBOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal... 10476841645
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Fuck Max Verstappen and fuck McLaren’s “strategy” 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I seriously don’t understand why wine bottle stoppers exist when you can simply finish the bottle? Imagine saving a partial banana or something equally ridiculous. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 27/11/2025I’m glad they made their case and the school changed their policy, but nobody should have to cite religious or cultural reasons to wear their hair the way they want. 0201
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Me vs the rest of my family every thanksgiving 060
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 27/11/2025“Have you guys heard about this Palestine place?” 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 26/11/2025My state is trying to ban VPNs Can these politicians please fuck off and die thanks 120
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 25/11/2025In my younger years I considered myself an original trilogy fan, but Disney just couldn’t stop making Star Wars slop so now I just have to admit I don’t actually like Star Wars. 040
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 24/11/2025There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Yes but I’m afraid most people will just think “LLMs can manipulate the truth so I just use Google/Baidu instead” 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Then just build a fucking car and stop writing “car software”!? 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025“It’s ok you can call me fascist” lmao WHAT!? 110
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I was responding directly to someone about the environmental claims hence my focus. Like if you focus on how prisons suck because they are just really crowded, I’d question if you know wtf you are even arguing for. Hate this short response bc I can’t explain further, but they don’t care about env 200
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025There are so many better reasons to shit on AI… 100
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I’m not exaggerating. “The environment” is a weak argument against AI when there are personal choices (besides which websites you visit) you can make RIGHT NOW that have a much bigger effect. www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comMeat is a leading emissions source – but few outlets report on it, analysis findsSentient Media reveals less than 4% of climate news stories mention animal agriculture as source of carbon emissions 300
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Animal agriculture uses much more water and electricity than AI but for some reason nobody stops eating burgers. 100
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Joe Scarborough & Mika Brzezinski watching Mamdani get cheered on for requesting a meeting with Trump 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025They are striving to be carbon neutral by 2030 and actively minimizing their combustion engines. 000
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Fast car go vroom seems like a very easy to understand aspect of human nature actually. 120
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Vaping help me quit after nothing else did. Of course then I had to quit vaping, but that was a much easier task than smoking because it was possible to step down nicotine levels gradually, which is impossible with cigarettes. 2200
Reposted by fleshmechMother Jones @motherjones.com · 20/11/2025“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scootermotherjones.comMeet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooterClifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable. 252187004460
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025You can’t tell me the economy isn’t doing well, the lottery has really been doing numbers. 020
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 21/11/2025No uapnews.comTrump says Democrats' message to military is 'seditious behavior' punishable by deathPresident Donald Trump is accusing half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal ... 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Love it that I’m getting job rejections in my dreams… super pumped to try and go back to sleep now. I’d almost rather go back to the stress dreams of being late on deadlines. At least I was employed in those dreams. 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 20/11/2025“We need to build more housing!” Builds monstrosity to accommodate three generations of a family “Not like that!” 050
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025We keep trying to invent new ways to use the internet... but every time I see a cute cat I know it's just a waste of time. 020
Reposted by fleshmechBen Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books. But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular. It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it. 152266402
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Poor kid’s fist was pulled in by the extraordinary levels of punchability in that dudes face. Hope his knuckles recover quickly. 152
Reposted by fleshmechGuillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 18/11/2025electric chairs for trillionaires 2435153
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025The one guy I met like this wouldn’t stfu about it. It’s like one of those things you can’t prove so I feel like some people latch on to it and make it who they are™️ 010
fleshmech @ossifiedautomation.bsky.social · 19/11/2025“Can you describe a time when your finger went through the toilet paper on a particularly difficult wipe? How did you react?” 140
Reposted by fleshmech🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social · 18/11/2025hey, vegans should be able to argue for veganism on social media. I'm not a vegan, but I support the right of vegans to be total dicks if they want. on the scale of harm, it's lower than someone cutting you off in traffic. quit crying about vegans. 1133