Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 1hSo, we have a Yankees homer taken away by fan interference in an elimination game two days before the 30th anniversary of the Jeffrey Maier game. A little on-the-nose by the script writers, no? 030
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 1hMy low-key favorite bit of Nobel Prize season is that every prize gets announced in late morning European time except the Literature prize, which is a couple hours later because, you know, writers. 060
Reposted by Chad OrzelDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 8hYou all mocked Car Fox, the Carfax mascot. You crucified him, you treated him worse than Jesus. But I bet you'd much rather see ads with him than ads with Liberty Biberty, huh... 7746
Reposted by Chad OrzelBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3hyou can keep online gambling but you have to go to the Gambling Store to buy chips to spend there. There's only one Gambling Store allowed per city and it can't be within a mile of a school, so it's always in as inconvenient a location as possible. 512112
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 11hstatic.klipy.comBloody Thumbs Up Approval in Blood SportALT: Bloody Thumbs Up Approval in Blood Sport 010
Reposted by Chad OrzelMatthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 16hMy thoughts on the 700+ LLM papers on math and mathematical physics is less concern that LLMs can replace me and more concern that everyone from leaders to the population at large is willing to pretend that LLMs can replace me because "stop supporting research" seems have worldwide appeal. 115840
Reposted by Chad Orzelrobert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 20hpeople mad about new types of genders should be redirected into being mad about new types of pokemon. like cloud type, what the fuck is that. this is a much more fruitful area of consternation 4344
Reposted by Chad OrzelRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20hthe start of the World Cup + every game since the World Cup is one of the best extended runs in USMNT history but right in the middle of that they had a very important game where they repeatedly blasted themselves in the groin with a shotgun 1539131
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 22hI continue to kick around ideas for doing a relatively rigorous intro to quantum information for non-scientists. This one's an explanation for how qubits offer resources beyond classical bits (next-morning repost): chadorzel.substack.com/p/whats-a-qu...chadorzel.substack.com“What’s a Qubit?”: More Notes Toward “Quantum Computing for Dogs”A plausibility argument for why you might expect to win by using quantum bits to do computations 021
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hSo the OTHER really valuable contribution here may be some level of meta-analysis of the heuristics human mathematicians are using to evaluate progress and choose between approaches. 050
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hIt's also striking how much of the commentary I've seen on these proofs seems to be of the form "Oh, this is an approach [name] tried ten years ago and gave up on..." Where success came from continuing down alleys humans had decided were blind. 120
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hFormal math proofs are an especially constrained form of human communication, though, so with the benefit of hindsight, it seems particularly amenable to this kind of approach. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hI don't mean to denigrate math, here. The most important contribution of the whole LLM era may well be forcing us to reconsider how much of sophisticated human activity is really just "What's the most plausible next word here?" 121
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hThe set of "what move might plausibly come next in this semantic game?" is too large for a human to grind through, but maybe we shouldn't be so surprised that it's a viable approach given the scale of computing resources being thrown at it. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hI am very much not a mathematician, or even all that mathematical a physicist, but it seems like formal proof-based math has characteristics that make it well-suited to attack by LLM-ish methods. The rule set is vastly bigger than chess, but still very constrained. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hIn retrospect, it seems kind of obvious that chess-- a game with a small board and a highly constrained set of moves-- would be solvable by relatively crude means, without requiring general "intelligence." 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hSome years (~10) back I recall talking with a couple of colleagues about AI, and one of them noted that 30 years ago chess would've been discussed as a hallmark of intelligence, but now it's in algorithm design. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 23hRegarding the giant math proof dump, I find myself torn between "This is an incredible advance" and "In hindsight, it's not THAT surprising..." It's a milestone for sure, but when the dust clears, I wonder if this won't be just another case like chess. 260
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This thread offers an interesting perspective on how things got to where they are with regard to math proofs from LLMs. 140
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On the one hand, I would like somebody to knock off the Dodgers. On the other, the crowd in Atlanta is doing the Tomahawk Chop. In 2026. Maybe a blimp could crash into the stadium? 150
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sounds like the particle name on the other side of a sort of aluminum/aluminium split. 000
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like all my projects, my idea of working up an explanation of quantum information for non-scientists has been badly slowed by my injuries, but I'm trying to push on. Here's an argument for why you might expect quantum bits to be an improvement: chadorzel.substack.com/p/whats-a-qu...chadorzel.substack.com“What’s a Qubit?”: More Notes Toward “Quantum Computing for Dogs”A plausibility argument for why you might expect to win by using quantum bits to do computations 020
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Words I Am Ironically Unable to Type Quickly: "Quantum" (It always comes out "qunatum" when I'm at speed...) 560
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The other experiments (or their direct ancestors) have previously been recognized, at least. 010
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The exceedingly rare solo Nobel! I'm sure this won't be controversial in the least... 261
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't think that synth has been turned off long enough to collect significant dust since that infected bat got sent to market in China. 020
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Got the cast off my surgically repaired wrist today, hallelujah. Now I just need to scrub away like a quarter-inch layer of dead skin... 0110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(If I were these guys, I might consider a charitable donation to help the Nobel Foundation hire a more flattering sketch artist...) 3111
Reposted by Chad OrzelNobel Prize @nobelprize.org · 05/10/2026BREAKING NEWS The 2026 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to Karl Deisseroth, Peter Hegemann and Georg Nagel “for their discoveries concerning light-gated ion channels and optogenetics.” 231061513
Reposted by Chad OrzelSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/10/2026So I beveled Liberty Biberty - but this is one you look at your own risk. 5723119
Reposted by Chad OrzelDouglas Natelson @nanoscaleviews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🧪⚛️ Some thoughts on the past and future of the arXiv, a genuinely remarkable repository for human knowledge. nanoscale.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...nanoscale.blogspot.comThe arXiv - where it's been and where it's goingBack in the ancient mists of time, scientists and mathematicians would circulate preprints of their articles among friends and colleagues vi... 1126
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Is there something that dictates that the medical tents at games must be blue, or did the NFL just get a break for buying that fabric in bulk? 020
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A few years ago someone tweeted something along the lines of "Ohio State coach Ryan Day looks like the fourth Ukrainian henchman killed in a John Wick movie," and that will live in my head forever 031
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had several beers during the delay, and what may have been the worst Buffalo wings I've ever paid for. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My flight to Albany took off roughly four hours late. Which was awful, but cheaper than rebooking and finding a hotel. 110
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"What is best in life?" "To lie on the couch, reach your arm down, and rub the belly of a Very Good Boy." 290
Reposted by Chad OrzelThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still 871846
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"In the beginning, there were dinosaurs, then they died and turned into oil. Then came the Arabs, and they bought Mercedes-Benzes..." 010
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will have you know that I do not, in fact, own an MP3 of "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" (It slaps, though...) 000
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am now officially rooting for them to just cancel my flight. It's Chicago, I'll find a place to sleep that is better than another two hours in this airport bar 060
Reposted by Chad OrzelDread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This creature was not built to withstand the scrutiny of being shown 5 times a day to viewers during a sport's playoff season 0469
Chad Orzel @orzelc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am "Wow, the Music in This Airport Bar Is Just One Banger After Another" years old. 2130