Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rancid awkward clubhouse energy. they know they shouldn't be too happy 021
Reposted by Achilles MumpJane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people. 940656
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I want these dumb idiots to go straight to bed. no champagne no cigars no celebration, go straight to bed and think about Tuesday 040
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bout to see Chris Thile perform. the phillies can't hurt me here 010
Reposted by Achilles Mumpsun buscemi @gophils.gobirds.online · 16/09/2026I love the Phillies!! I appreciate the fun I had this season!! What happens over the next two weeks is out of my control!! I am fine! 0133
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026in my element (the Wildwood wawa on Rio Grande) 020
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026got a favorable tarot reading at the renaissance faire. I am unstoppable 000
Reposted by Achilles Mumpjaker @jaker.fightins.online · 30/08/2026Trea Turner you are not a serious baseball player 0111
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026do yourself a favor youtu.be/L7FemtsvV1Y?...youtu.beNigel Thornberry - I'll do this, With my hands.YouTube video by NigelThornberryVEVO 000
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026going home early and letting the Trio vinyl spin all night. goddamn what a loss 100
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026clotheslining lesbians to get a good seat at the Brandi Carlile concert 100
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026catching up on hotd and re-upping this in honor of a legend 020
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026seriously this is an all-time streak of episodes right now. we've got soulful white boys. we've got incredible hype speeches. we've got men with the biggest inferiority complexes I've ever seen. we've got a despicable British. perfect season so far. 000
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026can someone point me towards love island bsky because holy shit 100
Reposted by Achilles Mumphimbobottomus.bsky.social @himbobottomus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’ Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933 71034298
Reposted by Achilles Mumpsun buscemi @gophils.gobirds.online · 03/06/2026Cristopher Sanchez more like Pitchtopher Sanchez send skeet 0124
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I am up for a new job at work. I have interviewed with five people over the last month for the job. After 2 weeks of silence, the hiring manager scheduled a same-day meeting to "give me an update and talk about next steps." The update was that they have scheduled three more interviews for me. 010
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I spent hours flipping through my 3rd edition rulebook as a kid taking in so much wonderful art by the great John Blanche. Banger after banger in there. But nothing quite mesmerized me like the Eternity Gate. Just an absolutely overwhelming benchmark for understanding the scale of the 40k universe. 110
Reposted by Achilles MumpKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Hugely sad. We've lost John Blanche. It's hard to know where to begin. He set fire to a generation's imagination, and those fires show no sign of stopping burning. His work very much illuminated the darkness. 202505741
Reposted by Achilles Mumpmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/06/2026RIP john blanche, one of the greatest to ever do it 51198331
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026sorry phillies, Love Island US is out. I'm on da island time bbs 😎 have fun with your little balls 000
Reposted by Achilles MumpDumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 31/05/2026LATE NIGHT WEST COAST GAMES ARE A FELONY WHAT DO YOU MEAN EDMUNDO SOSA HIT A HOME RUN TO BEAT THE DODGERS AND I SLEPT THRU IT?!?!?! Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 5403
Reposted by Achilles MumpBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I honestly wish they’d do this because the last interesting conservative art was HP Lovecraft and that’s because he was terrified of the Dutch 3563348
Reposted by Achilles Mumpdeus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Are you trying to be funny? 01911
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Belvita: the awful cookie you keep in your desk so you don't go to the vending machine at 2pm 010
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026working a white collar job means that, about once a year, you have to send an email to someone who makes 3x your salary that says, "hey, i think that's illegal actually" 000
Reposted by Achilles MumpMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026There is a program in Massachusetts where juvenile offenders are sentenced to performing Shakespeare traumaresearchfoundation.org/lets-get-to-... 2357753
Reposted by Achilles Mumppork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10/05/2026START HOAGIEFEST NOW @WAWA 16213
Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Elmo is gonna be our Grimace and honestly that is exactly the story arc this season needed 031
Reposted by Achilles MumpThe Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 10/05/2026ELMO FIXED ALEC BOHM 29516
Reposted by Achilles Mumpjaker @jaker.fightins.online · 10/05/2026this is the most joy I have felt watching a phillies game all year 081