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Achilles Mump

@orsonswelles.bsky.social
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Shakespeare/early modern drama burnout. delco ex-pat. shy.

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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
leave Turner in Atlanta
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love you bb
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rancid awkward clubhouse energy. they know they shouldn't be too happy
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want these dumb idiots to go straight to bed. no champagne no cigars no celebration, go straight to bed and think about Tuesday
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bout to see Chris Thile perform. the phillies can't hurt me here
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bozos
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sun buscemi @gophils.gobirds.online · 16/09/2026
I love the Phillies!! I appreciate the fun I had this season!! What happens over the next two weeks is out of my control!! I am fine!
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey are you fucking kidding me
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
in my element (the Wildwood wawa on Rio Grande)
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
got a favorable tarot reading at the renaissance faire. I am unstoppable
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 30/08/2026
Trea Turner you are not a serious baseball player
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do yourself a favor youtu.be/L7FemtsvV1Y?...
youtu.be
Nigel Thornberry - I'll do this, With my hands.
YouTube video by NigelThornberryVEVO
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Orson Welles in Touch of Evil
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
going home early and letting the Trio vinyl spin all night. goddamn what a loss
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
clotheslining lesbians to get a good seat at the Brandi Carlile concert
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
catching up on hotd and re-upping this in honor of a legend
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
seriously this is an all-time streak of episodes right now. we've got soulful white boys. we've got incredible hype speeches. we've got men with the biggest inferiority complexes I've ever seen. we've got a despicable British. perfect season so far.
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
can someone point me towards love island bsky because holy shit
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Erin Siobhan @erinsiobhan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
These idiots...
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himbobottomus.bsky.social @himbobottomus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’ Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933
Comrades, do get it into your heads, this 'lesser evil' which
Year after year has been used to keep you completely out of the fight
Will very soon mean having to stomach the Nazis.
—exerpt from ‘When The Fascists Kept Getting Stronger’
Bertolt Brecht, Poems of the Crisis Years, 1929-1933
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
didn't get it lmao
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 17/06/2026
B'R
GET READY TO LEARN ALLENTOWN BUDDY.
ADAM SILVER TO ANDREW PAINTER
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
at the cheesecake factory 🙂
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pain-ter
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ain't-er
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
FIVE** MORE INTERVIEWS
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 04/06/2026
tumblr post from user asteroidtroglodyte:

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it's just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn't realize, I can't, it's so much, I, I... are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they're... magical, strange traveler
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
FOUR* more interviews
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sun buscemi @gophils.gobirds.online · 03/06/2026
Cristopher Sanchez more like Pitchtopher Sanchez send skeet
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I am up for a new job at work. I have interviewed with five people over the last month for the job. After 2 weeks of silence, the hiring manager scheduled a same-day meeting to "give me an update and talk about next steps." The update was that they have scheduled three more interviews for me.
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I spent hours flipping through my 3rd edition rulebook as a kid taking in so much wonderful art by the great John Blanche. Banger after banger in there. But nothing quite mesmerized me like the Eternity Gate. Just an absolutely overwhelming benchmark for understanding the scale of the 40k universe.
John Blanche's The Eternity Gate drawing. From Lexicanum: The Eternity Gate is the Imperial Palace's final gateway to the Sanctum Imperialis which holds the Golden Throne and the Emperor himself. Ornate designs on the Gate itself depicts the Emperor defeating a great dragon.

it's fuckin big
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hugely sad. We've lost John Blanche. It's hard to know where to begin. He set fire to a generation's imagination, and those fires show no sign of stopping burning. His work very much illuminated the darkness.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/06/2026
RIP john blanche, one of the greatest to ever do it
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
sorry phillies, Love Island US is out. I'm on da island time bbs 😎 have fun with your little balls
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 31/05/2026
LATE NIGHT WEST COAST GAMES ARE A FELONY WHAT DO YOU MEAN EDMUNDO SOSA HIT A HOME RUN TO BEAT THE DODGERS AND I SLEPT THRU IT?!?!?! Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
love you alec thank you
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I honestly wish they’d do this because the last interesting conservative art was HP Lovecraft and that’s because he was terrified of the Dutch
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Are you trying to be funny?
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Trea you dumb fuck
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Belvita: the awful cookie you keep in your desk so you don't go to the vending machine at 2pm
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
working a white collar job means that, about once a year, you have to send an email to someone who makes 3x your salary that says, "hey, i think that's illegal actually"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There is a program in Massachusetts where juvenile offenders are sentenced to performing Shakespeare traumaresearchfoundation.org/lets-get-to-...
Shakespeare in the Courts is a trailblazing scheme where juvenile offenders and those in need of special services work with Shakespeare & Company artists to rehearse Shakespeare as an obligation to the court.

Kevin was first approached to develop a theater program for students more than thirty years ago by Paul Perachi, then a principal of a local high school. Perachi went on to become the first presiding juvenile court justice in Berkshire County. During practice, he noticed that “these are the same kinds of kids I saw as a principal, they just come before me under different circumstances.”

Perachi thought that working with professionals at Shakespeare and Company would help teenagers develop self-esteem, communication skills, and anger management – he was right. The juvenile offenders perform and rehearse for three hours per day, four days a week, for six weeks. In return, they do not have to serve any time in a correctional facility.
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHH
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
🥲
Ranger Suarez pitching in a red sox uniform. im at fenway and it's gross but fun!!
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
terrifying alec bohm mural
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 10/05/2026
START HOAGIEFEST NOW @WAWA
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Achilles Mump @orsonswelles.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Elmo is gonna be our Grimace and honestly that is exactly the story arc this season needed
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
ELMO FIXED ALEC BOHM
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 10/05/2026
this is the most joy I have felt watching a phillies game all year
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