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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When the nightcrack hitd

All three images are a cute adult female orange cat looking rapidly in wildly different directions due to heightened excitement

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Monday morning biscuits ready from bashful Buttons, she puts in the work!

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

C'mon fuccboi bust a move

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When graphics were graphics

Part of the triforce from The Light of Courage animated fan made movie

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The prison of time is fine, I guess, but I wouldn't want to stay there again. 2/5 stars.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Looking through a misanthropic kaleidoscope, or reading the news.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I know it was well intentioned and they had to keep it subtle so people could have time and space to open up to the idea, but it's time to revise it now. "Most of those who work forces"

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

*places antediluvian mana crystal in ceremonial cloths annointed with sacred oils, tucks it away in geometrically perfect spherical sealed chamber* well, looks like backwards compatability is dead.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The hotdog... the hotdog from Costco, the hotdog purchased specially from a Costco, Costco's hotdog.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

♫ I'm giving you a night call to tell you... that I'm a night owl and it's really the only time I feel like talking ♫

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No ethical consumption under peoplenoteventryingism

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"You're being too noisy, turn the lights back off, and can I have some cheese off of that breakfast biscuit?"

Orange girl cat lounging in bed while also begging for some cheese from a breakfast biscuit

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"Tech genius and space development enthusiast announces bold plan to add giant pair of 'truck nuts' to the moon, visible from Earth."

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you have millions of dollars, literally nothing is stopping you from being the next Dolly Parton, from being regarded as an amazing person, from truly benefitting the world without losing out on anything. Nothing except yourself. We could all be in a better world right now, you included.

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The Simon Wiesenthal Center *literally blessed* Donald Trump while he was ushering Nazis into the government. The organization condemned anti-fascist Jews for using a Yiddish anti-fascist slogan. To pretend they represent anything but a fascist fringe is absurd.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Inside me are two wolves, due to a physics glitch in bethesda's engine. I am too terrified of being fatally launched into the sky to attempt escaping this situation.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*be a genie, lamp lost in the sands for a thousand years until some rando stumbles upon it* Oh, uh, shit, I wasn't expecting compan- hold on a minute don't rub that, oh man all my shit is in the way of the exit, it's gonna come flyin' out, ah fuck, my collectibles! SHIT! Those were mint! I'm ruined!

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

People who are not using their brains to memorize information and learn how to practice things are failing when they need to have memorized information and learned how to practice things, news at 11.

A graph depicting a massive drop off in capabilities of AI-using students compared to non AI-using students in China

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

*To the tune of play that funky music* Oh my god it's only Mondaaaaay

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

There may be a simpler solution. Maybe AI tech broligarchs are just into findom, and this has all been an elaborate ruse to lose all their capital, financial, social, or otherwise?

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"A recent poll suggests that financially, people feel like they're..." *squints at teleprompter showing user-filled-out feedback poll* "aboard StrugglyMcBusface. Christ."

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Why would someone want to read a squishy, shapeless, soft mass of fiction? Seems like not an ideal time. Unless...

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

lookin' real expensive and poppable r/n, AI bubble

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

How come there's no combination Bidet/Fog Machine? Feels like a clear win. Imagine emerging from a bathroom not only rinsed clean but also shrouded in mysterious fog like you're going on stage. How have we not capitalized on this???

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Umm, actualllllyyyyyyyy, since technically, history doesn't repeat, you're actually doomed to watch everyone who didn't study it to RHYME history.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

2060 AD, an elderly man is beaten in a ruined town square for stating that they wish people had listened to prescient advice that was well evidenced even at the time, but was a little condescending. The mob breaks up as another elder intercedes, wading in and stating calmly, "This is not the way."

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

*lights go out, black metal band in full dressage takes stage at wedding, fog machines and light effects go on as they launch full force into the first piece* IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTON EYED JOE, I'D HAVE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME... AGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Homunculus to do dishes. Homunculus file taxes. Tax filing homonculus. How to become wizard and make homunculus. Homunculus change air filter how to get homonculs. How clean up failed homunculus get stains out of carpet. Guide for destroy homunculus failed experiment. Homunculus remains moving on ow

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

*Swiss man looks at cheese with holes in it, begins to sweat* "This... this is my cheese. It was made for me..."

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Plenty to reflect about re: the Arday affair, but I'm going to repeat this one thing. The playbook the right used here is effective even though it's not especially sophisticated, as it relies on the audience to do the dirty work. I've been calling it "Trojan horse propaganda", let's go with that. 1/

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The crooked coppers' drawin' near, got me sweatin like Ea Nassir

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Main Antagonist Syndrome is usually fatal, please seek help immediately if you believe you should inherit the world or others are unworthy by default. Remember: You are valid and you deserve care.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Fuck it. It's time for woke 3.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We're gettin' out of Plato's cave with this one

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If they weren't employed by the industry creating it, they'd be 100% against it.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Gamer Tags (spotted, fabricated, speculated), take a penny leave a penny. CoyoteSnuggly

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Why would they call the dinosaur in land before time 'Ducky' when ducks ain't even been invented yet in prehistoric times

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A world filled with righteous poison, in which no evil thing can grow, is still a world filled with poison. We must also make good things to fill it.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The legendary nutcracker cracking nut, the nut the cracks back, uncrackable, an absolute legend. This far, no further, nutcrackers. You're on notice.

a nut broke the nutcracker being used on it, damn

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

♫ It's a huevo mutilation ♫

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Julia Mariani @seedkeeper.juliamariani.com · 04/08/2026

The phantom limb of the old internet

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Love how I've grown up in a world dominated by policy pushed by elite-funded right wing think tanks, sold by a literal fake news network on every tv in gyms, waiting rooms, and military bases, and seen family become right wing conspiracy nuts, but it's the 'left wing bubble' that is the problem.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Future so boned I gotta avert gaze

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Vermont and New Hampshire sound like AI generated places from before AI could generate stuff.

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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Tried a sugar free monster energy drink today, just to see if was any better than the overkill normal ones. I can best describe the experience as 'unhappy buzzing'.

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