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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 2h
Key-Sa Dila (prounced dee-la)
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 2h
"My 25k should get me the ninja turtles van but with real guns and all the trim, goddamnit!"
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very breezy with the hole in the door
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Eh, they'll take any papered over excuse that lets them indulge in the horrors.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People love to be lied to, as long as the lie speaks to them.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cretinacious Period
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It took trivial investigative effort to uncover that this was indeed a liar lying predictably. They knew. Small town papers are smart enough to double check the story.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Speedrunning the Bush 2 tactics, lie about supporting him even while he's president, because what, are you going to admit fault and grow as a human being? He hasn't likely done that in any facet of his life, why start there.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why would Julie lie to you?
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm cheating, so obviously everyone else is too, therefore the scolds are simply being obnoxious morals signalers and trying to get me to let them take the advantage." - every cheater ever.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Damn when we added a seventh, like what even is it called? Panerazon or something?
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said about a decade ago that they'd gladly rule over a nuclear wasteland instead of live peaceably in paradise with differing but equal others. It's becoming more and more common to see others say similar things these days.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cousin of the muddbuttcubus
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People who think like this either had one really bad experience/worked for one really bad place, or like other people who find shit stinks everywhere they go, are likely the asshole.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eh, I worked in plenty of customer service both in person and over the phone at many different places. Dealt with very few real assholes, and management (despite some failings elsewhere), always had my back at chains and small places and call centers alike in those few bad situations.
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Here lies JD. He drew as many comics as he could. @lostcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are NOT machine-made clothes. If there were, your clothes would be made in the country you live in (where the customers are), or in China (where machines are cheap). They’re made in Bangladesh or India or Indonesia because that’s where the LABOUR is cheap. Your clothes are made by people.
Joyce Carol Oates says: “This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to
different consumers.“
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh, I'm not the bartender. I'm Sam, sorreh.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it more than brawl mission stealth mission confront the bad guy mission blow up the big thing mission on repeat over a poorly crafted contrivance about the horrors and devastation of war? I only played 4 and 5 and 4 felt like the high water mark after watching someone play 6 and 7.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Bootlickin' Toady" did cause a prison riot though, so he did gain rep among those who didn't look into the event, which was most country fans.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am tired of looking at this kind of animal
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When people tell you who they are, believe them *shrug*
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indoctrination via dirt. If it's on you, you won't bark when you see it and you won't turn down requests from those who know. Same strategy as Epstein island. We have to understand this dynamic is all over.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BK is somehow the better of the two, consistently, in my area. It's them or Whataburger, McD's ain't even in the running.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But only a few
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because then people would possibly talk to us about our clothes and we have no idea how to handle that
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At that level of dedication - first thing in the morning - she was hoping for it. She's a venomous troll and has been for a decade at least. That's the only mindset that would operate like this.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Infinite engagement
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a rejector of social cachet I have never heard of this song, and it's hilarious someone cares if anyone has or hasn't
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the horror that MySpace's custom pages heralded.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope he doesn't see this or he'll feel like a Potsy Punchilneroli
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the nightcrack hitd
All three images are a cute adult female orange cat looking rapidly in wildly different directions due to heightened excitement
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's literally in the post I replied to who was the creator who linked their own store wtaf
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got it. You are seen.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's mad anything is being asked of him and figured other people being able to make noise was the real problem.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The magic 30 has chipped ever so slightly, I never thought I'd see it.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday morning biscuits ready from bashful Buttons, she puts in the work!
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not a phan, not a phan.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AI's immediate threat is misuse/poor use, as it can do things very quickly and very unpredictably if let out into the world with instruction. It is not self aware and will not be based on current methodology, it can only guess at responses that look like what could be said in a given context.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know it's a stock photo but the concept of macing yourself for a bit is sending me
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To save the effort from anyone else trying to 'umm actually', this is a basic test of your ability to get the fucking point of what is displayed in a piece of art. "They didn't literally put dangling legs and a hood in there" is not an argument, we are not stupid, you may be though.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can have some with the ps1 startup too, for variety. But that's IT!
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just woke up and saw the dangling legs, the hood came after, and I'm a white dude. It's plain as day and they're arguing in bad faith if it's anything other than "see it now that it's pointed out."
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
C'mon fuccboi bust a move
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
👌👌👌 Siobhan always got it!
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Simply post "send bsky mods to concentration camps." They're having a bout of solopsism and are trying to do nothing about it, so shake em' loose.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
McConnell by Taxidermy
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Craft improvised flamethrower, quickly, hope this helps and you are safe
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is why it's vital to fund Sesame Street, if he breaks containment, it's over.
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