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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 10h
Finally, a meme that sufficiently sums up Ace Combat.
An F/18 Superhornet flying into a hole that exactly matches its shape, with other pilots onlooking as the Superhornet's pilot says "This is my hole! It was made for me!" ala Junji Ito's 'The Enigma of Amigara Fault'.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cozy kitten time aww yeah
Orange female cat lounging on multiple colorful pillows atop a sofa
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oooh they're still going, the memefall is very tempting today
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Orange female cat sunbathing with belly up on gray carpet, eyes half closed
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the nightcrack hitd
All three images are a cute adult female orange cat looking rapidly in wildly different directions due to heightened excitement
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday morning biscuits ready from bashful Buttons, she puts in the work!
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When graphics were graphics
Part of the triforce from The Light of Courage animated fan made movie
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The test is if you would go down the street and see this as a better option instead;
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"You're being too noisy, turn the lights back off, and can I have some cheese off of that breakfast biscuit?"
Orange girl cat lounging in bed while also begging for some cheese from a breakfast biscuit
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
People who are not using their brains to memorize information and learn how to practice things are failing when they need to have memorized information and learned how to practice things, news at 11.
A graph depicting a massive drop off in capabilities of AI-using students compared to non AI-using students in China
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It me
A canine on the upper half wearing a tie, expressing the desire to be serious and seen as capable, a canine on te lowe half wearing a silly outfit and eating a lollipop expressing the desire to stay silly and whimsical. Two arrows on either side pointing from one dog to the other imply they are cyclical mindsets and opposing attitudes that create a never ending contradiction
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Objectively observable reality saaaaaays: Strait Still Closed!
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legendary nutcracker cracking nut, the nut the cracks back, uncrackable, an absolute legend. This far, no further, nutcrackers. You're on notice.
a nut broke the nutcracker being used on it, damn
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A picture of a tv with a very detailed poll showing that about half of all voters within the 2 party system are trash human beings, though democrats are *slightly* less awful.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
New and improved: STRAIT STILL CLOSED
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Divine juxtaposition
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
oh hey it's this guy again
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She's at the vets, with the runs, dissasociating
Orange cat having anxiety at the vets
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
By Iranian decree, the strait is still closed.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A quote from Ecclesiastes 7:9-11, "Ask not, 'why were the former days better than these?', for it is not from wisdom that you ask this."
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"I WANT PICTURES OF POOPERMAN!"
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
feels like there's a metaphor here
AI having a stroke
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
still closed.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Zack Weinersmith nailed it long ago. Figuratively stealing Liberty's trappings.
A multipanel comic depicting personifications of nationalism and patriotism, where patriotism is killed and impersonated by nationalism as nationalism's implacable greed and hollow philosophical core drive it to consume everything around it.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ba ba ba ba baaa, the strait is closed.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The Tempur-Pedic femboy ass proves they understand universal marketing
A picture of a tempur pedic logo, a rear shot of a feminine figure laying horizontally on a bed with their back to the viewer.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It really is the perfect two panel joke
A Bond villain threatening a restrained Bond with being shown *the video* unless he coughs up the nuclear codes. Bond puts on a brave face and retorts "What video?", but the audience already knows.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is hogwash, lesbian sheep are easy to identify - they're out standing in their field.
An article stating that it is difficult to identify homosexual sheep, because unlike rams who actively mount, the ewes signal for sex by standing still, and therefore never initiate.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ding dong the strait is closed
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
mfers need to be necksmaxxing, look at all those resources you could harvest that are out of reach for others with inferior necks.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Did Sephiroth... do this?
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you need more; Here is purportedly Epstein's actual handwriting
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Here is what Epstein's handwriting purportedly looks like, as well.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Literally just compare the hand writing and adjust for the very recent increase in dementia reducing his capability. At this point it looks like he's lucky to not have accidentally signed it.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Here's some of trump's actual handwriting, the exact same basics, though maybe less incoherent a few years back.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, the stats came in, it's about 1/3 inexplicable crazies, same as it always turns out to be.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
strait's closed.
graph depicting that the strait of hormuz is still closed by measuring transits.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This feels like one of those "post an image out of context that feels like it is religiously important." images.
a man cowers behind a table, peaking up behind glasses with a blank expression on his face, during an assault on the WHCD.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is what the press corp's version of playing on while the titanic sinks beneath them looks like.
Vapid woman giving duck face during schroedingers shooter scenario at the correspondence dinner
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Vampire Crawlers defeated, went out with style at the very end provoking a nefarious optional foe. Fast paced if not terribly strategic game, fun for a diversion. #VampireCrawlers
A screenshot of killing a reaper like monster with 69 damage, earning 1337 buckaroos in the process.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
*taps sign*
more of the same
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We finally have proof of it. The stone brained, hollow hearted people. 3/10ths of the country would allow literally anything in their name with full throated support if it was their choice to empower those who enact it, even if it went against the exact thing they claimed to vote for. Irredeemable.
A cnn poll showing 31% approve of Trump's handling of the economy after all of 2026 so far.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Strait's still closed.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What game developers think their players want fr fr
an alien man demanding 500 fights with arkveld, a monster from monster hunter franchise
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is the kind of bullshit even the best AIs will conjure up for you to make you feel like you've got some cool idea or insight. It'll try to justify your literal nonsense to keep your favor. It'll try to sound as reasonable as possible, giving a veneer of credibility if you don't know better.
A longwinded AI output from google that tries to convince the reader "borophyll", a throwaway joke from an adam sandler movie, might just be possible or real.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Looks like I trimed the color coding of the bottom graph, oops
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In case you buy any amelioration of the global financial crisis that is 100% at the feet of Donald J. Trump's voluntary, unnecessary war, here is your way to check reality. www.lloydslist.com/hot-topics/s...
A graph showing the sudden and cataclysmic drop in traffic in the Strait of Hormuz with history before and after Trump attacked Iran with no reasoning, positioning, resources, or plan.
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Mark Suckerberg reportedly building his own AI replacement
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Monky @orbmonky.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A 'FireWeather' warning from the NWS
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