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22. artist. my tummy hurts.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You can only pick one, choose wisely
Left: nintendo switch 2, $449.99
Right: big spheal pokemon plush, $449.99
Meme
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
SILKSONG 2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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august @orbeus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I got a really beautiful hardcover edition + The Silmarillion gifted to me over a year ago, and I'm so looking forwards to having time to read them once I'm done with my final exam and am not applying for schools constantly <:)
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august @orbeus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Pretty solid run lmao
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august @orbeus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm still trying to finish House of Leaves. Also hoping to finally get started on Lord of the Rings.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025
one of my favorite tattoos i have
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
lol reply bots
my post: onion caramelization will continue until morale improves

reply: That's a flippant solution to addressing systemic issues. Morale can't be improved by relying on a short-term fix that disregards the root causes of employee dissatisfaction.
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Emma Payne @fedbybirds.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
How to spend today
David Lynch in sunglasses saying ‘I hope you are all having a lot of fun working on your favourite projects’
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025
Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...
Earth Explodes
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer. Morning.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
We keep doing our best. We make the most of our Time. And I will still remind everyone constantly that they used to call me The Drift King back in college ❤️ 👑
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