Reposted by augustthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/07/2026JUDGE AT MAGIC TOURNAMENT: several of your opponents have asked that you not breathe heavily with that glazed over dreamy look in your eyes when you're milling them ME: show me where it says in the rulebook how I'm supposed to breathe 181203212 0
Reposted by augustThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance 224112741138 0
august @orbeus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I got a really beautiful hardcover edition + The Silmarillion gifted to me over a year ago, and I'm so looking forwards to having time to read them once I'm done with my final exam and am not applying for schools constantly <:) 010 0
august @orbeus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I'm still trying to finish House of Leaves. Also hoping to finally get started on Lord of the Rings. 110 0
Reposted by augustonion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025one of my favorite tattoos i have 888779635 0
Reposted by augustHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is. 4925672910288 0
Reposted by augustThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2025Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e... 1032289253464 0
Reposted by augustPukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Can someone just kill this piece of shit goblin already 221015156 0
Reposted by augustSusie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer. Morning. 858233313169 0
Reposted by augustRTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 06/11/2024We keep doing our best. We make the most of our Time. And I will still remind everyone constantly that they used to call me The Drift King back in college ❤️ 👑 534303353 0