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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 17h

I just hope everyone has fun and nobody gets hurt

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Anthony Macuk @anthonymacuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trail Blazers fire new broadcaster after misogynistic, racist comments surface

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Anthony Macuk @anthonymacuk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

whoops

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

5’8 guys thinking they are short is stolen valor

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gas prices are so high, the cheapest diesel is Sour

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I caught this t-shirt at a game last season, now it has visited the fjords #wearintheworld

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At a bar in Bergen and an American dude is mansplaining to the bartender how to make a Manhattan

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Following animal welfare accounts sometimes makes me feel stabby

A plea for donations that reads:

elevun clok an new free cliks is owt now so plees clik wen yoo can an arsk frends to clik an reepowst aswel plees. fank yoo
wun clik for th dry food wun for cannd food* wun for blankits * wun for pellits *
* clik on th cog to choos wun wot ends soonist

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i think this is the best epitaph for bin laden i have ever seen

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Checking another unusual food off my list: whale. (Settle down, the Minke Whale is not endangered at all.) Smoked and served witb lingonberry sour cream.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

On the morning of 9/11 I was interviewed on the street by a local Maryland tv station. I gave a series of thoughtful responses, such as asking the open question: “are we at war?” What aired was me looking crazy as I repeated “ARE WE AT WAR?” which I never saw but seemingly all of my coworkers did.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Extremely Uninformed Debate” on Public Access

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 11/09/2024

Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)

ON TV TONIGHT (columns for 8:00, 9:00, 10:00)

ABC: Attack On America
America Attacked
America In Crisis
America Still In Crisis

NBC:
A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit
America On The Verge Of Flying Off The Handle
America's Time Of Trial: Who Fucking Wants Some? You? Do You? How 'Bout You?

CBS
Dan Rather's 83rd Straight Hour On The Air
Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit
Medicating Dan Rather

BET
Wartime At The Apollo
Tavis Smiley Presents: Terrorists Strike America-The
White Man Finds Somebody Else To Fear And Demonize For A Change

MTV
The 100 Greatest, But, In Light Of Recent Events, Not As Important As Being Good To Our Loved Ones, Videos Of All Time
Yo! MTV Extends Its Condolences
Talking To Blink 182 About The Tragedy
Carson Daly In Way Over His Head

Lifetime
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls
Golden Girls

History
Last Tuesday In History
Two Weeks Ago, As Told By Those Who Lived It
Last Tuesday In History (rerun)

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*giving a speech* Me: The horrific events of 9/11 remain indelible in our minds Aide, whispering: Explain for Gen Z Me: Al-Qaeda threw hands. Tried to cancel us. We clapped back. No cap

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't believe it's been 9 years.

Ted Cruz liked a Cory Chase threesome stepmom scene on 9/11/2017.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I think Black is my favorite type of Metal because the fans just stand there and appreciate the music like they’re at a Belle and Sebastian show instead of trying to injure each other

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I figured if I’m going to be in Oslo, I might as well catch a black metal show in the basement of a church.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In cultural news, I have added Trogdor the Burninator to the collection of visitor sketches at the Munch Museum in Oslo

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I have been waiting 20 years to get this picture

Me standing in front of Edvard Munch’s woodcut of The Scream, with my matching tattoo

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The safety first part of me is losing my mind at the hundreds of affixed bayonets at eye level

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I arrived in Oslo to find the city nearly shut down for King Harald’s funeral. It feels like all of Norway is here.

Soldiers line the street along the route of the funeral procession

People gathered in the park to watch the funeral on s large screen

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I present to you: smörgåstårta (sandwich cake). Multiple layers of ham sandwich topped with shrimp.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I read The Fountainhead when I was 15 and tbh I support this law but just for Ayn Rand’s books.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Is it wrong that I’m kind of hoping for a major political crisis in the US while I’m on vacation so I can just apply for asylum and never have to deal with any of Trump’s shit again? I mean, I’ll feel bad for my friends and all…

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Properly aged off-dry Madeira is one of life’s greatest pleasures

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They call this building “The Zipper” for some reason 🤷

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026

days

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is why nobody likes you when you’rre 23

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We used to have “Old Man Yells at Cloud.” Now we just have

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Some day, someone is going to write an essay about how the end of universal human rights as a consensus opinion was made possible by the fact that fascist propaganda is free, while real journalism is paywalled. This essay will itself be paywalled, and almost nobody will read it.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death” remains the most prophetic statement about 2020-21

Album cover: Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death” by the Dead Kennedys

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Equally relevant to me: the price of tea in china went up $0.001/lb

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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

An NBA owner just cost their team five first round picks and set them back a decade and you would still much rather have that guy as your owner than Tom Dundon. Like that's how much Dundon sucks.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Listening to a podcast (in English) as I try to go to sleep, and a commercial just played in Swedish. Never forget that the algorithm is just an idiot throwing shit at the wall.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

In other news, this is the view at sunrise from my cousin’s cottage in Sweden

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

OMG she’s on bsky. THANK YOU @aishatyler.bsky.social for yhe 9/11 episode of Talk Soup. I have always wanted to tell you in person, but this is better than nothing.

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’ve never seen it called out before, but Aisha Tyler hosted an episode of Talk Soup ON 9/11/01. Like the rest of America, I spent the whole day glued to the tv in shock. Late that night, I flipped to Talk Soup and found I needed a palate cleanser in the worst way. 1/2

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Opinionated Wino, aka Sean @opinionatedwino.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It’s hard to convey how important this was to me and so many others when it was first published. A nation trying to figure out how to process the most significant event of our lives desperately needed gallows humor, and The Onion delivered it flawlessly.

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