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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This would be 9/11 and Pearl Harbor times a bajillion. “Small” price to pay

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Yes it’s 2 in the morning but I have found a partial piece of my white whale. I can’t believe it: a Making of MGM Grand Las Vegas tape featuring fragments of the Deep Earth Exploration ride film

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Bring back at least 1 free bag you fucking COWARDS

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Anybody watch last night's American Dad?

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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

i'm no longer asking

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Sabrina Carpenter yeets muppets. You have ZERO excuse not to watch

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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year." > trump elected > dead within the year

tweet from Scott Adams
"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 02/11/2025

rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut. www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

(innocent person brutally murdered) Chuds: uhhh well this person actually fucking suuuucked fuck you im going to make ai edits of you When I become president im forcing every single person in America to physically touch some goddamn grass

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Btw I'd like to thank Defunctland for essentially paying me to find this as I was doing research for the new video. Kevin had no use for it, obviously, but I sure did.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Damn right now on the Cartoon Network 24 hour Christmas party I’d be probably watching that pac man Christmas special I watched that every year instead of being with my family lol

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Defunctland @defunctland.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

EVERYONE, for the next 45 minutes, a generous donor has agreed to match everyone’s donations up to $5000! Please help us spread the word. This only lasts until the end of the stream! All proceeds benefit Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida!

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Find a friend who goes before you with “Get”

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Michael Crawford @michaelcrawford.com · 10/11/2025

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GOVERNMENT NOT IN A POKER GAME

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

lol Cheney died. What a way to arrive in Florida. Rest in piss, m’dude

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

AI chuds who think this is cool are out of their fucking minds.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

(in the Christmas Adventurers Club) “Huh… this Disney World bar has way more Nazis than I remember”

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I'm there. I bought my ticket already. You may say "but they're not on sale yet" and that doesn't matter. It has been purchased.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

The pure 70s of it all, that was once combined with 90s whimsy and now it’s all just eradicated. What a bummer

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

"Everybody loves reading and watching dystopian futurism, why don't we make it reality, as a treat?"

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

VERY excited to watch this panel when it streams

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Derek Burgan @derekburgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

This month's TPEI is a Tribute to @schmoofy.bsky.social We look back at some of the more memorable moments that Schmoof provided to all of us over the years including Cosmic Ray's cheese sauce, Typhoon Lagoon, Bob Iger, a pallet of Star Wars Coke bottles and more touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...

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Theme Park Enjoyment Index for SEPTEMBER 2025: A Tribute to Schmoofy (Iger Tweet, Empty Coke Pallet, Mr. Mardi Gras and MORE!) | TouringPlans.com Blog

This month's Theme Park Enjoyment Index is a break from our norm as this past month of September was a rough one for man

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Jealous of the RetroMagic peeps this weekend. I hope it's a blast!

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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Kind of fascinating that Nexstar's statement about continuing to pre-empt Kimmel includes a note that the show is available on streaming. That is, of course, true, but...I dunno, almost speaks to the stupidity of continuing to pre-empt something that isn't going away at all.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

This guy is the worst liar ever and he works under TRUMP

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Screaming, crying, throwing up as Walmart begins stocking Christmas

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

This is *madness*. Not in that the people doing it are overcome by something and not in control of their actions, but in that they are trying to punish their way into an obedient world. What power they have will crumble to dust before everyone falls in line.

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ChuckCjmmn @chuckcjmmn.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

How to separate a country. Lets provide a current exa: When Minnesota state senator Michelle Hortman was assassinated there was no outcry from Trump. No flags ordered to half staff. Now the death of conservative Charlie Kirk will get 4 days of flags at half staff. Separation.

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Traveling Salesman @openmothersmale.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I just had a post deleted that said the circumstances involving [REDACTED]’s death was karmic. I see even Bluesky is either being weird about this, or somebody out there is mass reporting posts. Disappointing.

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