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Brie ❤️‍🔥 @pianotsg213.bsky.social · 14h
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elliott @lostinconey.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
taylor is slowly getting gayer in public and she’s doing it so subtly that the gen pop are both noticing it and okay with it. like she’s very clearly using Dakota recently as a way to soft launch her naturally sapphic chemistry with women
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 4h
HELLO WIRED TELEPHONE??? SITTING ON THE END OF A BED? YELLOW CHAIR? JOSEPH?
Joe Alwyn sits on a bed in a red shirt, holding a wired telephone to his ear with a yellow chair in the background
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the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
And they nicknamed her "The Bolter" 🏃🏼‍♀️💨⌛️⚡️🔩
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new roses 🌹🎸 @newroses.bsky.social · 10h
On October 5, 1973 Elton John released his seventh studio album, “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.” A double album, made in partnership with writer Bernie Taupin, it was recorded in France and considered by both fans and critics to be his magnum opus.
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
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Leap🧨🦩🥨🧨 @leapfromshallows.bsky.social · 7h
I've been offline for a bit but I knew there was something to Dakota's monologue that was funny, but couldn't put my finger on it but then it hit me She is the stand in for TK in a way when she says she went to a concert and got a 2.5 year relationship. It's showing the PR relationship pattern...
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 19h
taking a swim in the daylight... better dive in and let it go, just let it go
patient zero screenshot: dakota and taylor swim parallel to one another (like = equals) in a pool under the sun as shot from above, they're both in black swimsuitsfrom the taylor swift debut album photo set, taylor basically emulates jesus and kind of appears to walk on water, i think she was prob just in a little side creek that looked nothing like this but the CLEARRR BLUUEE WATER give the impression she's doing a jesus in a straight up river, wearing a white sundress with a little heart drawn on the top of her foottaylor for the fate of ophelia music video, all laid out like ophelia having drowned in a rivertaylor for the fate of ophelia mv in a sparkly teal, maybe aquamarine, idk you tell me what color this is if you don't need the alt text to know... swimming costume and heels with a silvery blue shaggy metallic wrap thing. she also has a little swimming cap on with pearly matching light tealy aqua blue paillettes
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amanda 🐞 @amandaahope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cleveland allegedly wink will always be famous 💖
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💌 @allofmypoems.swifties.social · 04/10/2026
i have dreamed of moments like this for her
taylor swift and dakota johnson on snl
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the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ 🥨 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
gay + gayer = gayest
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lmao it was 143
A box full of a bunch of booksA white woman over a suitcase half full of books
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm moving house and we're currently sorting my books. SO FAR I have 105 and counting 😭
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KELLY NOOOOOO
TMZ photo of Kelly Clarkson smiling in a red shirt with text that says: "Here's the thing, I love AI. There are very amazing things with AI that I am obsessed with... I'm very into it artistically too... I think its welcome to the table"
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JenJen @diflaversham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today, on the last day of Suicide Prevention Month, Jacob, Brendan, Jayme, Hudson, Connor, Rachel, Ksenia, and Christina appeared at the Kate Spade Global Summit on Women’s Mental Health in support of the launch of the Irina Foundation.
Hudson and Connor on stage Jacob, Brendan, Jayme, Hudson, Connor, Ksenia, Christina, and Rachel on stage Jacob, Brendan, Jayme, Hudson, Connor, Ksenia, Christina, and Rachel on stage In terms of what the stars were actually present to promote, the Irina Foundation, Tierney opened by addressing how many people the show reached with season 1. "We made a TV show, right? We're not heroes. We are not miracle workers here or anything like that," he said. "But suddenly we were being approached."
Everyone on stage fielded numerous offers to help with various charities.
"And we're happy to help but it started to feel scattered and all over the place," Tierney continued. "It also became clear to us that we have the ability suddenly, out of nowhere, to raise a lot of money. So we thought, let's do something grounded and let's do something thoughtful and let's try to create a thing where we can not feel like we have to vet every last individual organization."
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 01/10/2026
October has begun.
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orla 🪩🌼 @orlatv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yup
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and i have an important announcement to make... i found mine! maybe i got mine, but you'll all get yours
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craven (so it goes…) 🧡🌈🪞 @jadegolduck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY NOT!!!!!!!!! gay twin named Cassandra sabotaging her sister’s wedding hahahahaha
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somesmalltowngirl @somesmalltowngirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god the puppy episode. On TV. Dakota. White shoes. Laura Dern. 4th season. Peter losing Wendy. Time. 🫥
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hope 𓍢໋🕊️ @highashope13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually can’t handle this
“Betty burst into your life like fireworks. Betty even said I love you first”
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Never Been a Natural @neverbeenanatural.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pink Clouding is just Down Bad from her other half’s perspective. It feels like a reflection on the Lover/FCO era. Did you really beam me up? In a cloud of sparkling dust 🤝 I didn’t wanna let you down, so I left you up there on a Pink Cloud
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Brie ❤️‍🔥 @pianotsg213.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TW // SA discussions . . "Why didn't you report it?" The Cornell 7 is a great example of why reporting assaults STILL doesn't work AND is a great example of why exactly people are often wary of reporting. Even the vast majority of REPORTED incidents go unpunished. We are NOT in a "post MeToo" era.
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
she just likes getting wet with beautiful women
i believe every scene in this music video is there for a reason but i dont get the meaning of this one. why are they swimming? what is it meant to represent, does jt symbolize something?
(i mean all the clips of them diving/swimming btw not this one specific)taylor and dita von teese in bejeweled
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St0rmin A Martini @storminamartini.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly
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Hey kids🏳️‍🌈Spelling is fun! @spellingisfunlor13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again, she at the very least wants people questioning whether this happened at her wedding. These are probably not the same spaces, but they were definitely made to look like they exist in the same universe.
This was a part of Travis and
Taylor's wedding decoration!
(Photos of them)This was a part of Travis and
Taylor's wedding decoration!
(Photos of them)
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dee (tortured showgirl’s version) @mossgreensun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i can’t stand this lady’s brain
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having re-listened again, I find that the Patient Zero chorus and general beat are super catchy and good BUT I think it might be my least favourite bridge she's ever written 😭 Did she write it 10 minutes before recording it
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💌 @allofmypoems.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift goes home with Dakota Johnson
taylor swift and dakota johnson leaving the vmas
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behind the mirrorball @behindthemalllll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m starting a rumor
Dakota Johnson and taylor swift backstage at the VMAs following the premiere of the patient zero music video Dakota Johnson and taylor swift AND TREEEEE backstage at the VMAs following the premiere of the patient zero music video Close up cropped image of Dakota Johnson backstage at the VMAs after presenting taylor swift with the artist director honors award Close up cropped image of Tree Paine clocking the cameras backstage at the VMAs with taylor swift and Dakota Johnson after dakota presented taylor swift with the artist director honors award and taylor swift premiered the patient zero music video
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MP @butdaddyiloveher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#NeverForget
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Lo @southofknowingy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SHES SO FUNNYYYY “I want to dedicate this to one person, and that person is… Dolly Parton” 🦋
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift dedicates her Video of the Year award to Dolly Parton at the #VMAs : “The ultimate showgirl […] We were all very lucky to share this planet with Dolly Parton”
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laken ⏾⋆˙⟡࿐࿔ @lakenspiraling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taylor swift in bed with a woman i used to dream of times like this
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new roses 🌹🎸 @newroses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor x Moonman 🧑‍🚀🌚
Taylor Swift giving thumbs up with the moonman character at the VMAs.
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craven (so it goes…) 🧡🌈🪞 @jadegolduck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“you stutter when you lie” PR PR Promises i need to find more stuttering examples
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💌 @allofmypoems.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
one thing about taylor is that she’ll have her arms around a woman 😍
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“We’re at the funeral scene” “it’s finally the funeral scene” …nah bro we here imo. Showgirl is purposefully self-sabotaging/smashing up the music
Screenshot of anti hero MV - two Taylors - Taylor on left is playing her guitar & laughing, Taylor on right is smashing up a guitar
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Brie ❤️‍🔥 @pianotsg213.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CLEVELAND! 👀
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georgia @folkfairypoet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i hope you realized my kind of trouble wasn't worth it, and the way i treated you, you never deserved it, and i swear to god, to this day i wake up scared that i left scars on a good person
depressed sabrina crying meme
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor and her gay daughter 😌🩷🏳️‍🌈
Olivia Rodrigo wears a dark purple dress in a field full of flowers Taylor Swift lies in a field of purple, pink and blue flowers with a blue teddybear jacketOlivia Rodrigo in the pouring rain with her dress melting off to reveal a red one and her arm in the airYoung Taylor Swift in the pouring rain with her arm in the air as she sings
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Buzzing Pop {bot} @buzzingpop.xmirror.bot · 26/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo unveils striking red look as her dress melts away at the end of “the cure” during opening night of ‘The Unraveled Tour.’
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carly rae jesse @mutablesoul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
YALL
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Cleveland!, Ohio is lit in Magenta and Orange tonight in honor of @taylorswift's new song "Cleveland!"
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Audrey 𖹭 ๋࣭⭑ @hairpinraindrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if I wasn't a gaylor already, this alone would probably be enough to convince me
Cleveland, roller skates
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Olivia Rodrigo Updates @oliviaupdates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo performing “the cure in #Hartford, #Connecticut for the opening night of the #UnraveledTour! 👸🏻♥️🌧️ Photos via billboard on Instagram. #oliviarodrigo #thecure #UnraveledInHartford
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🧱👹remi🤠🌈 @whimsiqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she's negging people to say "I'd rather her be GAY and make good music than WITH A MAN making this" lol
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to the club, friends
Reddit post in r/GaylorSwift titled: I'm not even a Gaylor

Hi, well, I’m not even a Gaylor, but if you told me that all of her good songs are actually gay, and that the songs that are so obviously about Travis are flat and horrible because she does it on purpose since the relationship is fake and shallow, and she’s doing it as satire and for comedy…I’d believe you, because that would make more sense than the artistic decline.
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright who on Olivia's tour is in charge of cable management because as someone who works in live productions this cable set up STRESSES ME OUT
A large pile of cables plugged into a sound and lighting board with a poorly lit flower in the middle for some reason
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laken ⏾⋆˙⟡࿐࿔ @lakenspiraling.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and if you don’t recognize yourself, that means you did it right. is it over now?
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joe alwyn's beard 🤎🧔🏼🎶🎥 @opaleyedbetty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT'S ALMOST AS IF YHE RELATIONSHIP IS PURELY PR AND NOTHING ELSE OR SOMETHING
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