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she/her ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 💕💜💙 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen

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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 7h
I saw someone on tiktok saying Patient Zero reminds them of what it's like to talk to someone just starting their religious deconstruction as someone who's already been through it and damn I love that interpretation
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm loving this era for us
Tiktok screenshot of a white bearded dude with the text "also personally if my spouse wrote this for the guy behind owl City after meeting him once and then wrote Cleveland about me I'd be fucking fuming"

Audio on the video is "enchanted"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched Endgame Encore this weekend and I think they used the same verbiage on purpose, probably as part of her contract with Disney, but I don't think the new scenes have anything to do with Taylor Fucking love Marvel shit though, would be happy to talk about that anytime 🤣
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afterglowlor 🌞✨ @afterglowlor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so distracted by gay, hadn't seen anyone post this explicitly
taylor swift and dakota johnson in patient zerotaylor swift and post malone in fortnight
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just gina! @ginacatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
welcome back tolerate it! is this exact eras tour choreography?
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: Idk I like the songs okay but I wish she'd hurry up and get to the point Also me: CUZ IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My husband is not a "fan" per se but does really enjoy Reputation and respects Taylor's work generally I made him listen to Patient Zero to explain my frustration with the bridge and he's so annoying because he's like, "idk this seems consistent with the genre exploration I expect from her"
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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember: Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People really like to try and make her "paternity testing" comments about gaylors, meanwhile the hetlors are feverishly arguing about whether "Pink Clouding" is about Joe or Tom
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when So High School came out and I made a tiktok saying "this has to be satire because if it's not it's the saddest song she's ever written" and I got dogpiled on so badly I deleted it and didn't make another video for several months WELL NOW WE HAVE FUCKING CLEVELAND
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to be touching grass this evening because someone on reddit just told me with their full chest that it's sexist to find breasts attractive Queer women would like to have some words with you, internet stranger
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Introducing the phrase "from the vault" was key because now everyone can say "shoulda stayed in the vault"
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bella❤️‍🔥✨ @dreamscapes.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I put Cleveland! over the Opalite dance on 1.2x speed and its brilliant I love it 😂
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In my next life, I wanna be a bodega cat.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also she NEVER says "HE is the love of my life," she only says THIS
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single line in Cleveland! is drawing attention to an unfinished or slanted rhyming scheme
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe relevant and maybe not, but the age difference between Dakota/Taylor and Colin Farrell is more than the age difference between Sadie Sink and Dylan O'Brien
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to the club, friends
Reddit post in r/GaylorSwift titled: I'm not even a Gaylor

Hi, well, I’m not even a Gaylor, but if you told me that all of her good songs are actually gay, and that the songs that are so obviously about Travis are flat and horrible because she does it on purpose since the relationship is fake and shallow, and she’s doing it as satire and for comedy…I’d believe you, because that would make more sense than the artistic decline.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay SORRY to keep posting reddit screenshots but since I'm not on twitter it's my main source of what's going on with mainstream swifties and I cannot stop screenshotting this madness
Carly Rae's Day and Night album is what it sounds like when someone's actually in love with the person they want to be with. No need for Showgirl bullllshit.I have complicated feelings about TLOAS in general. Is not that I hate it, because I don't. But I don't play it either. I largely forget about it. As an elder millennial and an eldest daughter, track 5 makes me cry. And I know a lot of people find it cringe but being slightly older than Taylor I can relate to the feeling behind the song, like i know what she means when she says "we all dressed as wolves and we looked fire". And I did dance around my kitchen to the tunes of Opalite and The fate of Ophelia. But then, other music came out. My favorites would still cloud my mind and I'd find myself constantly muttering YOYOK, My tears ricochet, Tolerate it, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus and so many others.....but rarely any TLOAS. This new batch, feels like ... Not Taylor. In fact all TLOAS feels disconnected from what I became used to. I loved seeing people posting the meaning of words she used in her songs like 'Soliloquy', the nuisance of her lyrics, the literary references and just generally lyrics that were layered in meanings. TLOAS and it's encore, feel crude, obvious and superficial. Sure, it's giving us a lot of info on TnT, but maybe more than I care to know, or about things I dont need to know (as fun as 'Wood' is, I didn't really need to know).

And in times where, especially in this last few weeks, music has been front and center in the conversations about Genocide, evil billionaires, Zionism and the general need of the average human to feel peace, to not worry about how we are going to pay for our next meal or if suddenly my neighborhood is going to burst up in flames, this songs feel especially disconnected.

Did I play them the minute my Spotify notified me of their release? Yes, yes I did. Am I currently listening to them? No. I'm blasting Macklemore in every single speaker I own.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tag yourself, are you: ✨nuts ✨so self important ✨really annoying ✨obsessed with Karlie
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharing this post from reddit because I love it (not mine, just saw it and felt like everyone needed to see it) www.reddit.com/r/GaylorSwif...
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are already people on tiktok dropping their wedding footage to these lyrics and as someone who also got married in the last year, I am stunned, how tf do you think this is super romantic? I would rather chew my arm off, kms or my husband, or get a divorce than post something like this on main
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This might be old news but it JUST occurred to me and I can't believe I never thought of it before In the NYT crossword, an exclamation point ‼️ in a clue usually tells you that the answer is a joke or a pun of some kind
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An announcement, you say?
Photo of billboard outside Madison square garden that says "JUST&T MARRIED!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'ALL it's happening (from main Taylor sub on reddit)
It sucks bc I know she can write good happy love songs that are just fluffy and fun and unserious😭 Gorgeous, Stayx3, I think he knows, paper rings, London Boy, ME!

And I know she can write good happy love songs that are romantic and about “your person” 😭 CIWYW, Lover, KOMH, Opalite

So why on a whole album + deluxe focussing on that vibe is it such a struggle 😭 too much focus on the haters girl I’m having a rly hard time understanding that the same person who wrote pre-TLOAS wrote all of this. Especially bc she knows what she’s good at and has been actively campaigning her skills for accolades.

Yes she’s always been corny and petty I love corny and petty Taylor! I stuck by the TTPD golden retriever line, Down Bad when everyone hated it, I love So High School! But it just rly feels like someone else’s approach to those feelings, it’s not consistent w what I’d expect from her when it comes to tongue in cheek cheesy songwriting.

Maybe this is the wrong sub to be this critical in 🫣 I heavy fuck with the first 4 tracks of TLOAS but the rest feel written by a different person and what’s eerie to me is that lots of ppl feel that way about the first 4 vs the rest…. I wonder if there’s anything to that about if they were written earlier idk. If I had to say the quality I want from this era given its themes of happiness and fun, I’d propose Opalite and Gorgeous. Maybe KOMH too. But everything just feels flat and lacking a vibe 😭

ETA: maybe she’s breaking the 4th wall too much this era. Her best songwriting feels really intimate when it’s a close look at her own feelings and life so when songs feel like she’s explaining herself to the public with a megaphone it loses all its intimacy and warmth for me, like a caricature. Her best love songs take us inside the relationship, where lots of these focus on the public view of the relationship. If most of her work is by Taylor Swift the person, tloas is by Taylor Swift the pop star
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to hear a smarter gaylor's take on Babylon because my thoughts are numerous but very jumbled
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"just settle ladies, all you need is someone who doesn't find you insufferable and he'll take you to Cleveland!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why does the opening instrumental of Cleveland! remind me of the last great american dynasty
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm re-listening this morning so expect more takes, sorry for the spam
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a rare sentiment for me but I love Patient Zero and I do NOT like the bridge
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm sorry I can't get over this "He already took me to" the most mediocre city in earth and "showed me the" euphemism for a part of town? Even though the ending of this song feels very "But Daddy I Love Him" I still think this is the campiest, most sarcastic shit
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am very, very afraid of what the next few days/weeks will look like with hetlors and gaylors after the fuckass ending to "Cleveland!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*SPOILERS FOR CLEVLAND! LYRICS* Are you KIDDING me girl "he already took me to Cleveland and he showed me the heights so hate all you like this is the love of my life" Unfortunately parts of this song are very "she told off the gaylors" But Cleveland?? He already took you to Cleveland??
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm STRUGGLING rn because the lyrics are not on Spotify yet so I can't read along 😭
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude I fucking love being on the west coast on nights like this
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay I really don't wanna be all LSK or anything but The matching black dresses with Dakota Johnson? Plus guess who has a silver banded square diamond engagement ring?
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dakota and Taylor wearing the same dress in the video promo has me feeling very "like I lost my twin"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My current ranking (I appreciate the lore but musically this is unfortunately my least favorite album by far)
1. Ruin the Friendship 
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. The Fate of Ophelia
4. Actually Romantic
5. The Life of A Showgirl
6. CANCELLED! 
7. Opalite 
8. Father Figure
9. Honey
10. Eldest Daughter 
11. Wish List
12. Wood
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My prediction right now based on the string arrangement in the video announcement is that the production of this song is going to feel very charli xcx adjacent Ultimately poppy but kinda dark
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just unfollowed someone on insta bc she is very straight and very married and for the second time, posted a pic of her kissing her female friend with a weird "bestie things" caption and I simply do not like her enough to see that again
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Y'all does anyone know how to watch the VMAs if I don't subscribe to any kind of live TV?
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the actual FUCK is she doing??
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I call these "cheeseburger salad bowls" and they are both delicious and nutritious (Ground turkey, iceberg lettuce, roma tomatoes, dill pickles, shredded cheese, grilled onions, and homemade "fry sauce")
Two plate/bowls of food on my counter, with lovely color contrast between the red of the tomato and the green of the lettuce and the yellow of the cheese
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay everyone shits on the college aged population these days but I work at a university and can I just say These motherfuckers are EARNEST. Like they are not afraid of being "cringe" or whatever in the same way people my age were 10 years ago. They are sincere and excited and I love to see it.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have an ex who got married the weekend after I did in 2022. What's funny is that we broke up because he was going to be moving for school/work and I wasn't willing to move without a proposal and he wasn't ready for that. Turns out we were both just with the wrong person I guess 🤣
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day! I hope everyone knows that your bisexuality is valid regardless of your dating history, current partner, or whether you are publicly "out." 🩷💜💙 I am bisexual and I love bisexuals!
Meme of a lizard (labelled "bisexuals") holding a small sword (labelled "not needing to change the pronouns in love songs")
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vi0let 💜🥨 @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing we NEVER discuss enough is "you're losing me" (from the vault) which was importantly ONLY included on the late night edition of the album which excluded "paris" and "glitch" from the tracklist... why was YLM ever IN a vault? or was it not put in a vault, but WRITTEN from a vault?
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They'll ship with the albums, you have to pay for them
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angie 💖 @bigcityhopes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My very first thought, even before cowboy like me
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I know tracking her jet movements is controversial But according to her plane movements, she has not flown to Sweden since August 2024
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