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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry wtf Kelly are we just completely cooked as a species at this point like genuinely feels like my eyes are wide open & I can see the car crash and everyone’s just driving merrily along with their blindfolds happily plastered to their faces. WAKE UP KELLY WE DONT WANT AI MUSIC!!!!
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Shocked Surprised Cat Reaction
Alt: Shocked Surprised Cat Reaction
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ur dream girls dream girl 💕 @urdreamgirlsdream.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“pink clouding is abt tom hiddleston!!!”
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Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
ALT: Succession Logan Roy: You Are Not Serious People
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idk @idkman159.swifties.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah Taylor makes damn catchy music. I’ve had Patient Zero and Pink Clouding stuck in my head for days and I don’t even love either of them
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lo (previously gayl0rology) 🪻 @gaylorologylo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember when taylor said TLOAS had “folklore level lyrics”? that statement is objectively false unless you think Taylor & Travis lore IS FOLKLORE. because that’s taking writing fictional characters to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Interesting discussion from this creator about the Patient Zero MV. I liked the MV so I’m not agreeing with her completely but she seems to be responding to the same frustration we were discussing earlier today vm.tiktok.com/ZN8hYAetU/
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay but seriously tho someone translate neurotypical for me? I genuinely don’t know what people thought Taylor’s character was if not a ghost? Like, the whole MV no one is looking at her and she’s wearing the exact same clothes as Dakota? How else would you watch the first two thirds of the MV?
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Anne🧚🏻🏰 @freefromfairytales.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Autistic pattern recognition kinda sucks. Because I was confused when I kept seeing people say “the big twist at the end” of the Patient 0 videos and went back to watch thinking I missed something.
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This post got me revisiting my Ex Machina rabbit hole as I think it’s a text that really resonated with Taylor. It also has very similar themes to The Truman Show exit that Joe recently alluded to! Here’s a little thread of my Ex Machina intertextual analysis from earlier this year 🧵
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uploaded my latest TikTok to YouTube for anyone here who doesn’t have the clock app anymore I reflect on how strange it is that a piece of art depicting marriage as abusive/dangerous is the first thing you release after getting married yourself & the parallels to Tayvis imagery from the MV
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First thoughts on ‘Patient Zero’ MV
YouTube video by Friends of Dorothea
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yo how are those of us who aren’t in America watching the VMAs tonight?? I got a free trial for Paramount+ especially & just found out it won’t show anything live in the UK - only the day after. Apparently a VON solution won’t work either because CBS/MTV will know I’m not in the US 👽 so annoyingggg
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“We’re at the funeral scene” “it’s finally the funeral scene” …nah bro we here imo. Showgirl is purposefully self-sabotaging/smashing up the music
Screenshot of anti hero MV - two Taylors - Taylor on left is playing her guitar & laughing, Taylor on right is smashing up a guitar
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amanda 🐞 @amandaahope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GUYS!!!!!! I forgot I posted this!!!!!!!!!
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Young girls who listen to Taylor don't know what performance artlor is but now they think it's ok to settle for man who doesn't find them totally insufferable and takes them to Cleveland
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Cleveland’ makes me want to find everyone who has known me personally in the last 12 years & knows that I enjoy Taylor’s music & cast a mass-memory-wiping-spell. Couple that song with the “that’s my husband!” skit from the other day I want to scrub some brainz
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cleveland makes me want to stick a fork through my ear drum.
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get the whole satire thing w Cleveland & the argument that maybe the point is to boil the frogs more than ever before but there are Swifties on tiktok LIVING FOR IT. I’ve seen some crying because she finally found her “person”. Yuck yuckkkk
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"she was married by adam sandler" dethroned as the biggest ick Taylor ever gave me btw
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s play a game. Guess which song I was listening to for the first time solely based on this one screenshot from my live reaction. Level: EASY.
Tess with a grimace expression on her face, forehead creased
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🪨stella🌵 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
i- goddamn they actually admitted it-
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You only need to find one person in this entire world who doesn't find you completely insufferable and I have an important announcement to make: I found mine!
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The Office: Dying Inside Meme
ALT: The Office: Dying Inside Meme
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sue (kitty cat) sylvester @pinkardigan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all those interviews about songwriting just to release cleveland oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭
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bella❤️‍🔥✨ @dreamscapes.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
yeah that's the point... You getting it yet?
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excited to see some of you at the Listening Party tonight/tomorrow! After the music snippet used in that MV trailer, I’m a little hopeful because it sounds more like my kind of thing than tloas 👀 FYI I’ll be starting the event at 4:45am London time so my hosting abilities will be 🫠😴🥴🫨
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ooh imagine if she does a play-on-words with “Babylon” - “Babble on, that’s all the world does when we step out on the town” kind of deal
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Omg I can’t believe I made up a new word in my excitement and actually “fagourite” captures this lyric in more ways than I could’ve purposefully articulated
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SO YOU HANG FROM MY LIPS LIKE THE GARDENS OF BABYLON ONE OF MY FAGOURITE LYRICS EVER I AM SAT FOR ‘BABYLON’
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay hello I’m catching up on all your Gaylor zoomies on the skyline overnight so I may have missed a few things. It seems like 2/3 outfits for Patient Zero are from pap walks right?
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🌙LUNA 🖤🪻 @lavendergay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My heart is heavy today. As a gay man who was born in the 90s, it’s hard to express just how much the post AIDS -epidemic conversations around male homosexuality revolved around this. The VERY first thing my dad said to me when I came out to him was “are you being safe”
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tbh as an Aussie all I can think about is our emergency number (000) but that’s not relevant at all and I’m tired grandpa
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
b0dy d0ubling in 1.5 h0urs! Couldn’t come at a better time 🫠🫠🫠 I’ve moved it back 30 mins from original time so it’ll be at the following times with a Gaylor ✨treat chat✨at the end to discuss anything we’d like to 👀 Tuesday 22nd: 9:30-11:30am PDT/12:30-2:30pm EDT/5:30-7:30pm BST
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Upcoming Events @ Friends of Dorothea! 🛸Body Doubling (£0+) starts in 5 mins 🍁Autumn Equinox Gathering starts in 2.5 hours 🍿VMAs Watching Party on Sunday + 3 more events this week, all sliding scale tix
• Drop In - Body Doubling (SJ's
Version): Monday 21st: 8am PDT/11am EDT/4pm
BST
2 hours
Autumn Equinox Gathering - Monday 21st:
11:30am PDT/2:30pm EDT/7:30pm BST
2 hours
i Body Doubling (Tess' Version): Tuesday 22nd:
9am PDT/12pm EDT/5pm BST/12am PHT
2 hours
• Drop In - Body Doubling (SJ's Version): Friday 25th - 7am PDT, 10am EDT, 3pm BST, 10pm PHT
2 hours
•Coffee House (Evelina's Version) - Saturday 26th: 10am PDT, 1pm EDT, 6pm BST
1-1.5 hours, depending on registration numbers
I VMAs Watching Party (Tess' Version) - Sunday 27th: 4:30pm PDT, 7:30pm EDT/Monday 28th: 12:30am BST, 7:30am PHT, 9:30am AEST
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran crying on stage reminds me of boyfriends who are caught cheating
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🌙LUNA 🖤🪻 @lavendergay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Taylor I hope ur taking notes and working real hard to grow that backbone as fast as possible 😅
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anditdies.bsky.social @anditdies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran today. Fuck Ed Sheeran tomorrow. Fuck Ed Sheeran always. Calling the reality of Palestine a complex issue has been and will always be a Zionist talking point. They have said this for decades so that people will assume it's too hard to understand. It's very simple. It's genocide.
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JenJen @diflaversham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A pointedly loaded caption
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Joe Alwyn—who dated Taylor Swift for six years before their 2023 breakup—steps out with Mary Beth Barone after the "Overcompensating" actress joked about having a "PR relationship" with Lucas Bravo. bit.ly/4yOR708
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“They’re a beautiful couple and magical in… their own right” - like whut? Does no one talk normally about Tayvis? Why is the word magical/magic used so much?
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NO ABSOLUTELY FKN NOT NO WAY WHAT NOOOOO WHAT?!?
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💘Lover Ranking Party is in two hours!! We’ll be comparing track rankings & speaking about each song and what it means to us. Sunday 6th: 10am-12pm PDT, 1-3pm EDT, 6-8pm BST We’ve had plenty of donations so there’s quite a few low-priced tix available for those in the community who need it 💕
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Select tickets – 💘🌈 Seven Years of 'Lover' - Discussion and Ranking Party – Zoom
💘🌈 Seven Years of 'Lover' - Discussion and Ranking Party – Zoom, Multiple dates and times - Join fellow Friends of Dorothea as we celebrate 7 Years since the 'Lover' album was released! We'll be doing...
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyone else huge fans of HR & really really disappointed by the recent casting of a Zionist actor? I feel like HR has been one of the biggest special interests I’ve had in 5 years (eclipsed Taylor this year) & has genuinely been a deep place of hope, creativity & joy for me.
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes I sit next to hetero couples at cafes & overhear their arguments or how much of a dick the guy is being & I start to plan how I’ll wait for him to go to the bathroom & lean over and look at her unblinking as I whisper “you know it doesn’t have to be like this, you can just leave him”
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did this dude get married in Rivendell hahahahahaha did Elrond himself fling his twisty slut straps behind his shoulders to forge this delicate mystical thing lmao
A screenshot of the New Heights podcast snippet with Travis holding up his hand to show his wedding ring. It’s a wide gold band that seems to be hand carved to make the band textured
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
idgaf about that fluffy ass one braincell dog gimme more taycats
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Polyam 𝕋𝕊wift 🥨 @polytaylorswift.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
More and more I'm in gaylor spaces as an ND-affirming space, and less and less about the gay billionaire.
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah so I saw my first total solar eclipse & blacked out because it was too much to compute. I genuinely don’t even know how to explain how it felt without sounding like A Silly but it was so other worldly. one of the best decisions of my life I want to collect them all
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So there’s been some ✨Cute As Fuck✨ things happening at Friends of Dorothea recently and it’s been warming my heart, especially given everything that’s happened within our community in the last week, so I thought I might share some in case it feels soothing to know:
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Events at Friends of Dorothea this week (before I go away for a few weeks). Body Doubling in 4.5 hours & another body doubling session on Thursday followed by a Gaylor Coffee House.g
I Body Doubling (Tess' Version): Tuesday 4th - 9:30am PDT, 12:20pm EDT, 5:30pm BST
2 hours
**If you want to come to body doubling this afternoon, please book in the next 2 hours so that I know we have enough people to go ahead or not
Fearless Monthly Group - Wednesday 5th:
12pm EDT, 5pm BST
• Body Doubling - Drop In (Tess' Version) - Thursday 6th: 7am PDT, 10am EDT, 3pm BST
2 hours
•Coffee House (Tess' Version) - Thursday 6th: 10am PDT, 1pm EDT, 6pm BST
1-1.5 hours, depending on registration numbers
Next Week:
Body Doubling - Drop In (SJ's Version) - Tuesday 11th: 10am PDT, 1pm EDT, 6pm BST/1am
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Omg if she does this I swear to god it would look like the scene in the Willow MV (which I’ve interpreted as a representing TTPD & then also the TLOAS era since they both came out). Like the implications - glass closet, stuck in a white dress, the white dress being a part of the performance she’s
Taylor in the willow music video wearing a white dress, holding a mandolin & standing in a glass box
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Very chill body doubling space happening in 40 mins for those who need it. It’s usually just a small group of Gaylors in a zoom room listening to a playlist they create together, putting in the chat what they’d like to achieve in the 2 hours & sharing when they get things done. 10am EDT/3pm BST
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Tess @invisiblethemes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“I think Taylor & Travis were fantastic throughout” is such an interesting way of putting things IMO. I just don’t imagine describing a bride & groom that way. Then again, I’ve never been to a wedding that has that large of a guest list watching on…
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