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Onorai 🐱

@onorai.bsky.social
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funny gremlin cat player of video games, old emo aro/ace boy, pusher of legal drugs and mixer of IV bags, VBoomer. I try to be a positive force in the world

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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 20h
Im 2 out of 3 of these things, guess which ones!
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tech bro probably thought he was being a real smarty when he was writing this one out
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just did my "oh monitors on amazon are for sale, maybe i should get an ultrawide" thing for half an hour, then not buy one. I think the two monitor setup might be better for me anyway
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went and got a flu shot and didn’t get a lollipop OR a cute bandaid. All I got was protection from flu! Very disappointing 2.5/5 stars
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
today is the return of Drake "Drake Maye" Maye
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im going to listen to the patriots game in the clean room at work while I make iv medications, and surely my football team will do well. (I have low expectations)
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you’re not doing this, you’re leaving gains on the table.
The image is a satirical illustration of a sperm cell with muscular arms flexing. The text reads, "Ejaculixir Home Brewing Kit. Ferment your semen into the most powerful complete protein elixir known to man." The background is a dark, swirling pattern.
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i got a lil snuffy figure, hooray
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
once a melee dps in #ffxiv, always a melee dps i guess
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
aw man galactic racer is great too? i don't have enough time for all these games, especially as a player of jrpgs
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky month!
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You think he wants to come coach my pats next season? Im open to it now
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me at home in front of my pc
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look it's my silly vtuber model
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O dang the Witcher 3 remaster is out soon, I gotta mess around with that as well
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hmm i heard the new fire emblem isn't bad difficulty wise, i'll start it on hard. *dies twice in the prologue* hmm i'll turn it down to normal lol
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i've started playing nightreign a bit between jrpg sessions this weekend. I'm bad at it and i'll probably never beat the 3rd night but it's been pretty fun. (i'm solo because i'm an antisocial weirdo)
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かめりあ (Camellia) @cametek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
⌜✦⋆〔 NEW SONG 〕⋆✦⌝ 「 Camellia - Exoplanetary Mirage 」 youtu.be/9LXJnT9LQSU   ⋆。°✩ ✦ ✩°。⋆ From Phigros Main Story 9 Part 1 (©Pigeon Games) ⌞✦⋆───────────⋆✦⌟
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting banned from WoW for calling a character 'poop mcballs' was funny in 2005 when everyone playing it was 15. now everyone playing it is 45 & it is just sad. grow up and pretend to be an orc properly
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
he's basically saying "don't worry BROS they're gonna take out those womens and queer folks" and then the game will be trash and he'll go back to running an online gambling ring
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my 9 video games, it's hard to narrow down though. Still want to put doom or mario 64 on there, or other final fantasies (7 and 10) or dark souls 3 and elden ring! or witcher 3! man it's like a top 20 now
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at the rate i've been able to play the new trails game, i should finish it by june of 2030. Hey right in time for the new starcraft game!
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Japanese animes!
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Be me: find out a coworker shares a common interest. Go through a scenario in my head 50 times about how I talk to them about it and we have a great time. Then they show up and I get nervous and say nothing then go home. I love how my brain works
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wonder how bluesky defines toxic? politics talk? do i get toxic points if i shit talk a video game corporation? If i complain that my cat knocked something off the counter do i get dinged by BIG CAT??
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am on the steam frame list. Now, to pray to the lord of rng
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boy the browns are playing exactly how everyone would expect them to today. footbawwwwww
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the kids are alright
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 12/09/2026
Felt this since he was elected but no one wants to hear cheesy shit like this from me, but yeah, electing a Muslim 25 years after 9/11 is what makes NYC the greatest city in the world.
Daily Show segment. Explains that mamdani is proof that New York won.
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i am very deep in a arknights endfield trance when i really should be playing onimusha. i always go back to the gacha. i got cute purple girl tho
omg cute
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He fell asleep in my arms with his tongue out, purring
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me at work when i found people that play ffxiv
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
oh the football game is netflix only. i don't think i care enough to spend 20 bucks on a netflix sub to watch a football game. Is it 20 bucks? 16? who knows but im not payin
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
boy if this game turns out to be good it's not going to be a good look at all for playstation
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ooooooh the new onimusha is pretty neat so far, very cinematic. I haven't gotten too deep into the combat though, i'm pretty sure i'm getting to that real soon
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Autism Capital 🧩 [UNOFFICIAL] @autismcapital-mirr.selfhosted.social · 09/09/2026
It's called the iPhone Duo because you'll need Duo sources of income to afford it.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Beastmaster time! Im almost level 30! #ffxiv
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My upcoming game list: now-onimusha, sept 16-trails, sept 30-rayman, oct 14-castlevania, oct 21-ff resonance, nov 4-ocarina. Should hold me till December at least
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
beastmaster tomorrow with the new ffxiv patch! here's my cat looking stunned as usual
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moshimoshibe @moshimoshibe.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
halmarut
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
you know what day it is tho
youtu.be
Labor Dabor
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Onorai 🐱 @onorai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
labor day? that's anti capitalist! how about to celebrate new capitalism day, everyone works a 16 hour double shift? well, everyone but the glorious 1 percent overlords of course
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