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Dan Hatton

@only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
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Voltaire said it's for the best Better not put it to the test Jack Daniels I didn't buy After I promised, now I feel like dying 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@only_ohm, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou.bsky.social · 12h
Mother and daughter. I love waking up to find her asleep in my bed like a human, head on the other pillow, fast asleep, mirroring whatever position I've been sleeping in. Definite cryptid.
Selfie. Me on the left with dark eyes, black framed specs and a teal fringe, and my little tuxedo cat on the right with a pink nose and dayglo eyes in the light of the camera. Our faces are touching.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
@2legged ISTR semi-skimmed milk is made by first producing completely skimmed milk, then adding half the amount of cream back in afterwards, so "nothing added" is looking dodgy too
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Ringers in the audience klaxon! #TOTP #1984Watch
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@stug Ohhhhhh. I never realized. #TOTP #1984Watch
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Play Self Control you cowards! #totp
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Emergency! Emergency! The upskirting cameraman is trying to upskirt Paul Young! #TOTP #1984Watch
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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 09/10/2026
I know everyone gushing about George but how amazing do Pepsi and Shirl look? #totp
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
SINGALONG TIME! #TOTP #1984Watch
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Dr Alice Violett @alicemcalicepants.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Mum: can you help me untangle this necklace? I might have to break the chain. Me: NEVER BREAK THE CHAIN
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Mark H @neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
How embarrassing. Kim Wilde and I are wearing the same outfit. #TOTP
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
What a talent! He can sing without moving his lips! #TOTP #1977Watch
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU IN THE FIRST VERSE, BOI! #TOTP #1977Watch
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Even better: *consecutive* double Billie Piper #TOTP #2000Watch
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Have to say it: Flag girl was bad enough, but U-boat captain? #TOTP #2000Watch #DoctorWho
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Mark H @neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Sadly, food has been consumed and there's no darts or rugby on tonight so we've got no real excuse left not to sit through some 2000s episodes of #TOTP in semi-solidarity with Mastodon's other music masochists.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Madison Avenue one of the classiest addresses in pop, Jayne? Knife on the A-train Madison Avenue? That Madison Avenue? #TOTP #2000Watch
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Just looked at the EPG, it's double Billie Piper tonight! #TOTP #2000Watch
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@lisekit.bsky.social I was most impressed by your high score for the Indonesian one. Indonesia's bloody enormous, so my "just get somewhere in the right country" approach to it did not go well.
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UkeleleEric @ukeleleeric.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
[re: Swearing in song lyrics] @only_ohm Only minor swearing compared to 'No more fucks to give' by Thomas Benjamin Wild (go on, look for it, it's all about what it's like to live now).
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t Marry Her, The Beautiful South
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@lisekit.bsky.social Memories of a nervous Terry Wogan.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was pleased with the last one (informed by years of playing Oregon Trail).
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@lisekit.bsky.social Most impressive.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 8 99🔥 99🔥 99🔥 90👑 95🏅 Final score: 951
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
[Swearing in song lyrics] 1. The Dolly Mixture Theme Song by Dolly Mixture (referring to their own performance, "it's gonna be a fuck-up but at least it's new") <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEwsVRAtdLc> 2. Star Me Kitten by REM (Stipey does not sing "star") < […]
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@grumpybozo I think it's fairly clear that the Doctor was a child once as the Timeless Child, grew up to adulthood, worked for Division, then on leaving Division, was memory-wiped and returned to childhood to become the juvenile First Doctor seen at the end of Listen. It's also fairly clear […]
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social Would they accept government jobs anyway? I rather hope not, per <https://mas.to/@only_ohm/117376197152236398>.
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@rzeta0@mastodon.world @TimWardCam@c.im @Geri@veganism.social I'd go further and say that I don't think small parties in hung parliaments should ever join coalitions: they should force the government to make the case for its legislation in public, on a bill-by-bill basis. One gets better-thought-through legislation that way.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
@grumpybozo Their best friend was the Master in both the Doctor's childhoods, no? Which kind of implies the Master had two childhoods as well.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He literally set off a bomb in a UK street. If this had been the IRA Pierce would calling for them to be hung, drawn and quartered. This is domestic terrorism pure and simple. A bomb set off to terrorise with the aim of getting a government to change its policy. Literally a textbook definition.
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A retired engineer who destroyed @SadiqKhan ULEZ camera jailed for 15 years. A ridiculous sentence. No wonder our orisons are overcrowded

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

Kevin Rees was sentenced to 15 years for causing an explosion likely to endanger life after using a homemade bomb to destroy a ULEZ camera in a Sidcup residential street, damaging cars and property up to 100m away with shrapnel near a child's bedroom.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/...

news.met.police.uk/news/man-jaile...

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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@kim_harding What *would* be cheaper, of course, is to stop wrongly denying so many claims in the first-line assessment.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@kim_harding TBF, PIP is supposed to help with the *extra* costs of living while disabled, so it would presumably still be needed even if we had UBI.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@lowqualityfacts The year is 2122. The diaries of Queen Elizabeth II have just been released under the hundred-year rule, revealing that she was a huge fan of the Sex Pistols and lobbied to have their version adopted as the official national anthem. Jim Callaghan, however, would not countenance […]
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@lowqualityfacts TBF, the Sex Pistols *were* standing for God Save the Queen.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Crikey. I thought for a moment that horrifying groaning noise was coming from my lungs, but fortunately it turned out it was coming from the slightly misplaced lid on my kettle.
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the idea is that if you have capital letter forms in solid material of some kind and they are the usual way up, which would hurt most to step on. (Capital A for example would hurt a lot to step on. Capital O less so).
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe it’s largely theoretical but you can see for yourself youtu.be/JJA7LdsOuT0?...
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Ranking Letters by How Much They Would Hurt to Step On
YouTube video by 2pixel4u
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@lisekit.bsky.social Was this determined experimentally? I mean, I don't know why I'm extensively quizzing you about it, I could just go and watch the video,
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DrLiseKit @lisekit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scarlett is watching some guy on YouTube ranking letters of the alphabet by how much they would hurt to step on and honestly, I’m kind of here for it. I’ve seen dumber ranking videos for sure.
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
@lisekit.bsky.social Step on in what format? Fridge magnet? Alphabetti spaghetti? Those wooden cube things?
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Dan Hatton @only-ohm.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
I've just been listening to Fleetwood Mac and Dolly Mixture for about an hour, and now YouTube is serving me ads for sex toys. I'm not sure whether to admire the cleverness of the algorithm there or be horrified by it.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flying is officially on course to account for *almost all* the UK's carbon dioxide emissions by 2050. Heathrow expansion alone would cause more carbon emissions by 2054 than *any other sector of the economy*. So why is it being contemplated? My column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The expansion of Heathrow would be an expensive disaster for Britain and the world. Burnham needs to block it | George Monbiot
A third runway would fly in the face of reason. If we are to prioritise human life over short-term ‘growth’, we need to use planes less, not more, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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