ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 21/03/2024@derrydoll78.bsky.social Welcome to the other side 😁 020
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024I have almost 6 weeks between paydays. One month off. 3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK. I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I. 020
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024I've been sacked from the dermatology job. They've just given me my E45. 040
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 06/12/20234 years ago today a joke on the local community FB page made me public enemy number one. It was worth it. 070
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Just got a job at the chess factory. I'm on knights next week. 161
Reposted by ONKEN Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 04/11/2023I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice. 2154
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I'm in a band called The leather patches. We do Elbow covers. 150
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023I've just held a Halloween seance and we contacted the spirit of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid.. 3255
Reposted by ONKEN Lee-ish @rednuopdnuorg.bsky.social · 24/10/2023Never thought I’d ever say this, but that’s too much gravy. 14646196
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Minuscule cut on my thumb but it's on my seasoning hand and I keep salting it. The air is blue. 390
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023@missvtt.bsky.social Instant follow back when I see a Pixies tee. It's science 🤓🎸 000
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 14/10/2023@cheekychops.bsky.social is here. Now we can get the party started 🙌 130
Reposted by ONKEN HolyCrayons @holycrayons.bsky.social · 06/10/2023The Vitamin C content in the family pack of Jaffa cakes I ate for breakfast 181
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Don't forget to set Green Day's alarm clock for tomorrow 330
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2023@undercoverjule.bsky.social woohoo... if I knew you were coming id have baked a cake ❤️ 110
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 29/09/2023spotify.link/dzn0navTtDb Morning troops.. up and at em. 240
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 28/09/2023I've just said "Love you, bye" as I hung up the phone to my doctors receptionist. Why does this keep happening? 290
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 24/09/2023What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones. 290
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 23/09/2023South Africa are absolute rugby machines. Come on Ireland. 120
ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 23/09/2023If you're here for the yodelling lessons, form an orderly orderly orderly queue. 090
Reposted by ONKEN BlindCoyote 🔜 IX @blindcoyote.com · 29/07/2023Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media 2855853011
