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ONKEN

@onkenreloaded.bsky.social
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I came, I saw, I made it awkward.

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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
@derrydoll78.bsky.social Welcome to the other side 😁
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
That's ace.. the first 3 months are definitely the hardest. Great stuff. Hope you can stick with it.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I did thank you... How were your festivities? X
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I have almost 6 weeks between paydays. One month off. 3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK. I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
I've been sacked from the dermatology job. They've just given me my E45.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
4 years ago today a joke on the local community FB page made me public enemy number one. It was worth it.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
😁
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Just got a job at the chess factory. I'm on knights next week.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Perfect 😘😂
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 25/11/2023
Woohoo you're here
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
😂😘
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Haha superb
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Morning 🖐️
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Hello you lovely bundle of Yorkshire sunshine. 💐😘 Nobody has called me a knobhead in a few days .. you know what to do
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Morning all.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Sunny down these parts for the first time in ages
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
@munkigirl.bsky.social Welcome 😁❤️
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Just something I threw on 😉😘
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
For now I'll stick with the Dunlop's
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
And I'd rock them 😂
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
If next doors trampoline comes over the fence I'm keeping it
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I want these so so badly 😂
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
The house is getting buffeted but I'm on elevated ground so I should be ok floodwise. X
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
An appropriately very drunk Amy W
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Repost with a banger picture of you
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I'm in a band called The leather patches. We do Elbow covers.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
😁
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
I've just held a Halloween seance and we contacted the spirit of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid..
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
This is just how I imagined her.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Aw J. Sorry you're feeling so crap right now. Hope life turns around for you soon and you get your mojo back. Keep being excellent & fight the good fight. Big love 💛
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
That's my thinking too
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I'm going to have to search it out on the Firestick I think. I haven't seen it in about 20 years!
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Yes!! I read that in her voice.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Also iconic
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Iconic
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I actually had a mad crush on her as a spotty yoof
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I am quite pretty in pink
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I'm still waiting for Molly Ringwald
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Lee-ish @rednuopdnuorg.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Never thought I’d ever say this, but that’s too much gravy.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Sold. You start tomorrow morning 😉😁
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Easier menu tonight. Mostly pies and casserole.
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
🤣🤣
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
🤨🤣
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
🤣
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
And lots more
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
That was my next move
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ONKEN @onkenreloaded.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
🤣🙏
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