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Onkel Chrispy

@onkelchrispy.bsky.social
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•psychedelic stooge• Things don’t have to make sense for them to mean something

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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 5h
Right now I’m just doing the Cartman Method and killing boars and low level baddies to level up. Collecting berries and stuff and selling it to the vendor. I picked prisoner b/c I liked his mask hahahah
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 5h
They just fall out of the fucking sky!!!
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Went and got myself addicted to Eldin Ring
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Get off tiktok. Don’t give the Ellisons your time or money.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It can be a struggle for sure, but we need you!
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Michael Shillingburg @shilly.co · 27/09/2026
thinking about that time i was in art school and made a furry toilet for a class..
a paper mache toilet covered in faux fur, placed in a real bathroomthe fur toilet
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We need to abandon the oil economy and advocate for a turnip economy. If it works for Animal Crossing it can work for us.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dude is this your collection?
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re the coolest dad
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hahahahaha it’s true though! That platform has histrionic personality disorder.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GOBLINS! Analog/digital copic liner/pocket procreate
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can you laugh yourself to sleep?
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They call it the dark web because they don't have daylight savings on the internet.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“WAVY WAYLON THE WIGGLY WIZARD” 11x14 Acrylic on canvas
Wizard with incredibly long wiggly wavy arms
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“SHITTO PISSINGTON” 8x10 acrylic on canvas
Potty man
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I made a zine called “Tobo Dudes”
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It used to be that if you used white-out to fix an accident or whatever, it wouldn’t show up on the final. Not w/Staples nice copiers. Find a shitty copier and tailor your needs to the idiosyncrasies of that machine. 2/2 #zines #zinemaking
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Making a (b/w) zine in 2026: if you’re going to use #Staples copiers keep in mind that they are nicer than they used to be and they use good paper. So it’s more expensive. The qualities is very good, which I hate because it shows up every smudge and blemish, etc. 1/2 #zines #zinemaking
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hahaha truly! The market is saturated with them!
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Acting like everything is a five alarm fire, like the fascists have us on the ropes is a good way to to get people not to give a shit.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No patience for doomer left wing “news” influencers panic farming under the guise of staying informed. Exhausted with them dealing out dour ineffectual prognostications - telling people to “wake up” or “you’re not angry enough.” Just like Rogan,Shapiro and Poole - it’s a big grift.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Email is like snail mail but without tiny postage stamps.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Looks cool!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m sorry but those new ICE shocking gloves sound kinda kinky. Ungh 😩 zap me daddy! ⚡️💦
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The second one.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does anyone want an invite code for the new divine(vine) app? I got several to give away.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Alright lemme try I like dem birbs too
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What are you talking about?
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
His hat! Yes, it’s definitely one of the things I was focused on. His dad wears a helmet that looks similar. There were several jackets I dug too.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Here is my review of ‘All Monsters Attack’ @ejschuster.bsky.social I’m curious what your thoughts on the film are?
boxd.it
A ★★★ review of All Monsters Attack (1969)
Weird to see so many bad reviews for this, as I found it to be an extremely charming film. It’s the story of a young boy named Ichiro who gets bullied by other kids, and whose parents work for long pe...
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Russo Brothers best film was “Welcome to Collinwood”
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kettlehed wishes you a good day!!
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That dude is an absolute waste.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
10000%
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
3 of july (2018) head a'tilt to the a'evenin' sky 'tis a stankin-sticky three of july hellechopper, choppin' up high no time for tiny guy, waving hi-bye that's me, mine own my, a chrispy called: I
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All great
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They’re trying to manufacture it into some kind of culture war thing. When it’s probably just an “okay” film released at a bad time.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They’re just floating in the air!
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In heaven, Lemmy Kilmister is still allowed to cuss.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A tiny punching machine that punches tears back into their duct-home because crying is for pussies
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Marshal Mathers in Wizard of Oz as Auntie Eminem’em
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That wolves are super horny
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hahahahaha
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Replace the Supreme Court with penguins.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I would be depressed too if I was a lazy bitch-ass like Tom Kean Jr.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tbh I struggle with this place too lol
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It’s a good move overall. TT is especially rank with doomerism.
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Onkel Chrispy @onkelchrispy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A reminder that this hasn’t happened, and you should avoid these nerds and their dour non-solution based prognostications as much as possible.
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You know this extends to what girlhood and womanhood is for cis girls and cis women too, particularly Black women and girls? If a woman or girl doesn’t fall in line with a white supremacist view of femininity, she’s fair game. This is ultimately about controlling all girls’ and women’s bodies
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