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Stacey Nightmare

@staceynightmare.bsky.social
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I’m a sea hag looking to meet men to lay eggs in.

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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m sorry but those new ICE shocking gloves sound kinda kinky. Ungh 😩 zap me daddy! ⚡️💦
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great my anal mole mentor died
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Name them shame them
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 02/02/2026
TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN OP-ED: In our society we have too often accepted the heckler’s veto, allowing the perfect to be the enemy of the good and making the refusal to forgive our highest virtue TENURED YALE PROFESSOR IN AN EMAIL: hii jfefrey Can I come to rape party w/a plusone this weekend
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Holy shit
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh my GOD
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Phew!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is a real emperor has no clean pants moment
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Today was good day. I eat two rubies and one emerald. But tonight no good, must sleep with excrement man” - that’s from the Melania movie I haven’t seen it tho, just imagining
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Feb 1st is now Trump Shit His Pants On Live TV Day!! Mark it down on your calendars and exchange the traditional gift of fudge!!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I am NEVER going to stop talking about how Trump shit his pants on live TV today. This is my tan suit.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th: Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants Trump shit his pants!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Any FBI reading this I will buy the Trump poop chair dm me
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
WIPE TRUMP
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have shit on top of a TV does that count?
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Really starting to wonder if this Trump guy should be president
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Worst band name idea: The Incontinent Pedophiles
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have shit myself in public but not as a TV credit
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/02/2026
If the Epstein files are this vile and incriminating already, just imagine all the stuff they’re still hiding.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Donate to standwithminnesota.com, send me proof and I will send you this uncensored pic of my delicious foot in my wonderful bathroom!!! And if you donate 100 dollars, I will scratch YOUR NAME in the mildew patch in the tub. 🩷 Stacey
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Hell yeah hang on im putting the stank on them first!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you donate money to Minnesota and send me proof I will send you a photo of my dead lover Mr. Peanut’s penis from my own private archive.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Sen Schumer reminds me of the cowardly little guy in my sex basement who hides behind the feed barrels when I grab another male for the Tickle Room. I see you, worm!!!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It might be up to comedians to save America. After all, a comedian saved Ukraine.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Mr. Peanut, my lover, (RIP), believed in the first amendment and, if he saw ICE attacking an innocent citizen, well, it wouldn’t be pretty. He was a passionate man who stood for justice and loved America. And his penis, while misshapen, was completely functional, believe you me.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If my lover, Mr. Peanut was still alive, he wouldn’t tolerate any of this bullshit for a single second!!!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE!!!! @schumer.senate.gov what are u doing to help us???!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I thought I would like elect people and they would stop these sorts of things from happening but no, it’s up to me, a person with crab claws for hands to save America
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you support ICE u have a smelly shriveled penis and I wanna kick it
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Not only am I part crab, I’m part crayfish!! My great grandmother was a beautiful crayfish who lived in Lake Minnetonka!!!! ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!!!! 💜 🦞 👊
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In a time of great need, I shall return from the depths and donate my foot pix to save America!!! Send me proof of donation to Stand With Minnesota and I will send you a pic of my terrible feet. www.standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Thank you most beautiful man!!! I will honor your request to not show you my hideous feet!!!
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you support ICE, your IQ is 56 and I’m sorry you are too stupid to live in my sex basement. Even I have standards!!!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alternately, I will promise never to send you a foot pic!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you donate money to this and skeet me proof, I will send you a photo of my naked foot standing in my filthy bathtub where I lovingly bathe men before throwing them in my sex basement!! I am NOT joking!! www.standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!! Please donate now, they need your help. Anything helps!!! www.standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m a malformed sea monster and even I sent these guys some money!! www.standwithminnesota.com
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RIP dildo
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I ate a small bowl of diarrhea today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to own the cons
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I am a PROUD TYLENOL EATER
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
You guys don’t need me anymore, you have real monsters! Stacey out! 😎
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Question re the $5000 baby bonus- do the babies have to be my own???
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Kinda psyched for there to be sewage in the water
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Stacey Nightmare @staceynightmare.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Dm me if you have a Tesla and want me to take a huge shit on it
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