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Levi

@onion-eater.bsky.social
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/10/2025
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The big beautiful bill would have been shut down in May if the three geriatric democrat reps didn’t die in office earlier this year. We have to stop electing people with one foot in death’s door.
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Dudes yapping be like “what are your top 3 favorite movies?” Where’s the tea
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Get you a man who can do both: I ran 7 miles then went to pizza ranch to eat like shit
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
ITS TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON HOLDS DA ROPE OF A GULLIOTINE AND IT SAYS "BRING IT BACK" - NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - NO MONEY FOR POLITICIANS - DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON ANYTHING EXCEPT SKELOTON SHIRT'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Local college radio playing indie artists like *checks notes* Lizzo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/01/2025
it’s so awesome how god awful the average democratic party loyalist is
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Democrats gave Trump two easy wins before he even takes office lol this party is a national embarrassment
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Honest question, @InternetHippo
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start hamas 2
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
EARTH - dashare.zone ADMIN
A GRINING SKALTON WHOSE GOT A FLAMING METEOR AND THERE IN FRONT OF DA WHOLE EARTH FROM SPACE AND DA TEXT SAYS "POLANET EARTH : DUMB AS HELL & GETTING HOTTER EVERY YEAR / ME TOO " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Be aware
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A CONFUSED SKELITON TRYEN TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE ,IS DA WORLD DA THING THATS A MESS OR ARE THEY JUST INTERNALLY A MESS, WHEN YOUR ALL TANGLED UP A STRAIGHT PATH SEEM'S LIKE A MAZE, WHEN YOUR LOOKIN GTHRU SHIT COLORED GLASSES EVERY THING LOOKS LIKE SHYT, ETC, AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I, HEL" =- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/11/2024
the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes
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Andrei @theuntranslated.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
To get lost in Baroque ceilings
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
THIS GAME SUCK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SUPPER NITENDO CARDRIGE WITH A SKELOTON ON IT WHOSE AT WORK AND ALSO EXPLODING AND IT SAY S"LIFE IN AMERICA - 0-80 YEAR'S OF BULLSHIT ,PLAY AS 1 CHARACTER, NO RESTARTS, NO HEALATH CARE, VOTING DOSENT WORK, DA SHARE Z0NE, RATED D FOR DA SHARE Z0NE, WHAT THE FUCK THIS SUCK'S, NO FUCKEN CONTROL OVER ANY OF THIS SHIT, DA MOTHA FUCKEN SHARE Z0NE, OFFICIAL DASHAREZ0NE SEAL OF QUALITY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 10/03/2024
David Lynch blasting a dang cig with a speech bubble below
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
WHY !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A BAD A$$ SKELETEON WARIOR WHOSE SUFERRING FROM DA WEIGHT OF EXIESTANCE ,TO NOURISH DA BODY IS A NUISANCE ,LIFE IN 3D WORLD INSIDE OF FLESH PRISON MUST BE A PUNISHMENT FOR DA LAST LIFE'S WE LIVED ,EAT NOTHING ALL DAY EAT 3000 CALORIE'S AFTER DARK FEEL BAD IN MINED AND BODY ,TRYEN TO HAVE A HEALTHYER RELATONSHIP WITH DA DAMN MEAT CAR IM DRIVEN AROUND BUT ALSO DONT WANT TO WASTE TIME IF DA WORLD AINT GONNA LAST MORE THEN A FEW MORE YEAR"S , AND DA TEXT SAYS "WHY TO I HAVE TO EAT EVERY SINGEL FUCKEN DAY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
My college roommate kept a traffic cone in his truck so every time we’d leave he would place the cone in his spot and take it back when we returned. That parking space was essentially reserved for him the entire year.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 02/02/2024
NEVVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON RIDEN THERE BIKE OUT OF THE DAMB CITY NEVVER TO RETURN !! THE DAMB BOSS JUST WANTS YA BACK SO HE CAN ACT LIKE THE WARDEN OR A TEACHER AND TAKE YOU'RE DAMB PHONE AWAY ,AND COMMERCAL REAL ESTATE INVESTERS ARE SCARED THAT THERE GONGA LOSE MONEY ON OFFICE RENT ,MEAN WHILE ALL DA BEIGE OFFICE WORKERS TELL YOU SHIT LIKE "WE NEED YOU TO BE HERE TO SEE YOU'RE SMILE" WELL,,IF YOUR NOT MY DENTIST OR MY FRIEND YOUR NOT ENTITLED TO MY SMILE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!! I AINT BREATHIN YOU'RE DISEASE!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER RETURN TOO OFFICE ,IF I WANT TO HEAR PEOPLE COGHING FOR 8 HOURS ILL GO TO THE DOCTER ,ITS IN A BUILDING THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT IT SMELLS LIKE HORSES AND NOBODY TELLS ME IM NOT ALOWED TO USE MY PHONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Levi @onion-eater.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
One time I bought a Lego video game for the 3DS, 100% completed it in 2 days, then returned it for a full refund. I think that was my first “fuck you” to capitalism
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<Insert Halloween name> James UwU💕 @hexxedwriter.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
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