Silly joke I came up with that’s been rolling around in my head most of the day:
The reason Hellboy is so jacked in the movies is because he’s been taking growth hormone derived from bulls. They call it GMO Del Toro.
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Bombarded by nuclear radiation and rose from the ocean a she/they.
![[a stick figure holds a lever at a track switch. an approaching trolley is currently routed toward the bottom track, where a globe of the Earth sits in the path.]
"one habitable biosphere"
[on the diverging top track, the Monopoly man walks forward tipping his top hat.]
"2700 billionaires"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifywfa4zejesnsfwus2rk5iewm5fkcw67i3bbswnauiakoewwy5zu)
