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one day we will blot out the sun.

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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's something in the way that our internet-mediated parasocial attachment to entertainers, streamers, &c dovetails nicely with rape culture something about not *wanting* to know that your "heroes" could be part of it
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tiger balm is great because it doesn't actually relieve any of my pain but it does make my hand feel extremely cold and hurt in a new and different way
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we are rapidly approaching the ideal videogames industry
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
loathsome dice
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 09/09/2026
big day for people who like watching ads
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"realism" is fun when it reflects love, affection, and interest. "realism" is a plague when it's assumed to be a virtue on its own
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lia @deathcoach.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i hate NoSaLgIaCoRe so much like "hm. im feeling wistful for a time in my life where i was curious and constantly trying new things and living fully in the present. i will attempt to capture that feeling by doing the complete opposite and mentally stagnating forever"
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fes @llllllllll-l.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is what Coquette Dragoon is about
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and the king of the sabines, he says to me, "take my wife...please!"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
some people appear to be under the impression that fighting games have only existed since 2016
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i think it's really cool that you can run a senate campaign on a mixture of gutter racism and putting on a cartoonish fake accent and suggest that it's your *opponent* who disrespects michigan
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
in my restless dreams, i see that tool. Socket Hammer. you promised you'd use one again someday. but you never did. well, i'm alone with it now... with our "special tool"... waiting for you
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
transfem noir detective called sam spayed
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
its called forced feminization, Tone. its when a broad does you up like a shemale
Christopher Moltisanti
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
okay i still feel like a corpse but at least i feel like a corpse full of diner food
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
it looks like the new ghost in the shell anime has retired "autistic mode" (自閉モード) in favor of "lockout mode" (閉鎖モード) rip to a real (fictional) one
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clover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what it's like
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, is the deflection turning out to be subject in the last instance to the very social realities we were trying to forget? Should we hold a funeral for culture?? Should we invite Horkheimer and Adorno???
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
simoun is a really excellent show to watch over a few days of experiencing the intense presence of gods love i do recommend it even if you are not being dragged bodily out of the world
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: prairielanddefendants.com/defendant…
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
vtmd&d finally answers the question tabletop players have been asking for decades: what if you could play wotd but with even worse dice mechanics
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
did you know you're allowed to write and publish articles that are good? or that say...anything?
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
anyway i feel like complete dogshit so im starting simoun
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
studio deen is so cool because there's absolutely no way of knowing in advance whether one of their shows will be good or not. it could be terrible, it could be the very definition of mid, it could be genuinely incredible and gorgeous. you have to roll the dice
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"no, please don't put on justin bieber, i'm trying to have sex with you"
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
that's enough posting about things for the day. back to your regularly scheduled programming of occasionally saying ouch
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
(ちょっとdiscourseごめん) i think it's sort of fundamentally missing the point to ignore a boycott to publish a negative review and not from like a "no such thing as bad publicity" sense. it's that the quality of the videogame is straightforwardly irrelevant to the matter at hand, which is microsoft & bds
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universally beloved @ziva.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
you could call the way people tend to ascribe power to pornography that it does not inherently possess the "pornography fetish" if you want to be really confusing and annoying
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
a lot of the blame for this sort of stupid take lies with the complete void of any democratic messaging or campaigining about, well, anything. the gop says the democrats only care about gross trannies and the democrats don't say anything about voting rights, or ice, or corruption, &c
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
haven't felt this bad in a while
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i'm really excited for pete's marriage to get annulled when obergefel falls and for him to immediately announce he was never actually gay and is in fact, marrying a nineteen year old girl
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
disliking buttigieg can't be homophobic because he isn't even gay
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
the horse in fata morgana
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
they did the joke! roll credits
Screnshot of manosaba, showing Miria saying "huh? that's not a ladder, it's a stepladder, right...?" in front of a insert picture of a stepladder (which honestly does look more like a ladder)
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
(まのさばネタバレ)ヒロは自分の魔法により誰かの殺人阻んでみるかな?最初の日から、バッドエンドしか「死に戻り」一度使わなかったから
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go
An incredibly silly meme with an image of Buckinghamshire's waterways. The following text is around it.

'Can't remember the names of the rivers and waterways in historic Buckinghamshire? Try this handy mnemonic!

"Roman roads really ran right resiliently"

[The first letter of the following words (R) is highlighted]
River Thames
River Great Ouse
River Wye
River Thame
River Colne
River Ouzel'

There is an image of an otter in the bottom left with a speech bubble says 'It's easy!'
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puppet-herder @guardianexchange.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
lesbian kircheis looking for her reinhardt von lohengramm. highly competent, highly loyal service submissive seeking ascending star. must be cold-blooded, motivated, and shorter than me. no tops
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i got poisoned, lads
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
shots laid off
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
sonozaki bion send tweet
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
incredibly funny putdown from Tosaka Jun here
"From this, it can be concluded that the question of the intelligentsia cannot be properly solved without a materialist standpoint. That is to say, the question can never be answered, in a simplistic way, as a liberal question for liberals" Tosaka Jun, "Theory of the Intelligentsia and Theory of Technology", trans. Takeshi Kimoto
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
assuming insurance stuff works okay, i should be getting poisoned in early may instead of having to wait until like august
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
anime report: shiboyugi - really excellent. don't sleep on it imo yomi no tsugai - as good as its pedigree suggests so far marriagetoxin - exactly as fun as the manga. kinosaki is so cute akanebanashi - really good so far. very funny, lots of love for rakugo on display watanare - lmao buppy
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i'm so full of oyakodon
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i'm pivoting to becoming crop rotation influencer. fallow for more
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