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one day we will blot out the sun.

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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 2h
I have a ladder and can probably help
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
blanchard being an ai guy makes a ton of sense for the same reason the piss drinkers love it
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
people use "biological" when it would be inappropriate to say "divinely-ordained"
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not new, not unique, but it feels like it has a distinct character to it these days. and i don't think it's extrictable from the seemingly-tremendous desire to find the "good public man"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's something in the way that our internet-mediated parasocial attachment to entertainers, streamers, &c dovetails nicely with rape culture something about not *wanting* to know that your "heroes" could be part of it
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tiger balm is great because it doesn't actually relieve any of my pain but it does make my hand feel extremely cold and hurt in a new and different way
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
頑張って!
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we are rapidly approaching the ideal videogames industry
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
loathsome dice
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
let's not get carried away here
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 09/09/2026
big day for people who like watching ads
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there's a lot you can dislike about the witcher 3 but also there was at least someone on the art team who clearly cared a lot about toggles and buckles and buttons and straps and I think it's hard to overstate how much that game's visual aesthetic is the better for it
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there's a version of, say, link's tunic that thinks about the material it's made of, how it's trimmed and decorated, and what the belts and straps are like that's rooted in caring about clothing, design, material culture, &c and then there's the greebled slop that's actually on display
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"realism" is fun when it reflects love, affection, and interest. "realism" is a plague when it's assumed to be a virtue on its own
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lia @deathcoach.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i hate NoSaLgIaCoRe so much like "hm. im feeling wistful for a time in my life where i was curious and constantly trying new things and living fully in the present. i will attempt to capture that feeling by doing the complete opposite and mentally stagnating forever"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lmao
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fes @llllllllll-l.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this is what Coquette Dragoon is about
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and the king of the sabines, he says to me, "take my wife...please!"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
some people appear to be under the impression that fighting games have only existed since 2016
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"i want the choices players make to matter... no not like that"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the media sure seems to be stacking emnity
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm not caught up anymore but I was a while back it's really good
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i think it's really cool that you can run a senate campaign on a mixture of gutter racism and putting on a cartoonish fake accent and suggest that it's your *opponent* who disrespects michigan
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
in my restless dreams, i see that tool. Socket Hammer. you promised you'd use one again someday. but you never did. well, i'm alone with it now... with our "special tool"... waiting for you
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
transfem noir detective called sam spayed
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
its called forced feminization, Tone. its when a broad does you up like a shemale
Christopher Moltisanti
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
having a very stressful week running her evil mulitnational so she breaks out the renaissance-era kirtles
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
who up mouldering in their grave #遺体界隈
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
okay i still feel like a corpse but at least i feel like a corpse full of diner food
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
oh cool
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
it looks like the new ghost in the shell anime has retired "autistic mode" (自閉モード) in favor of "lockout mode" (閉鎖モード) rip to a real (fictional) one
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clover (still princess) @chamberlilium.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what it's like
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i dated into her polycule for a bit lmao
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, is the deflection turning out to be subject in the last instance to the very social realities we were trying to forget? Should we hold a funeral for culture?? Should we invite Horkheimer and Adorno???
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
simoun is a really excellent show to watch over a few days of experiencing the intense presence of gods love i do recommend it even if you are not being dragged bodily out of the world
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DFW Support Committee @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: prairielanddefendants.com/defendant…
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
vtmd&d finally answers the question tabletop players have been asking for decades: what if you could play wotd but with even worse dice mechanics
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
also did you know that japanese media comes from a place and that place has people in it and those people have ideas and thoughts and stuff that you might want to find out anything about rather than just saying some shit you heard about on social media from some idiots
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
did you know you're allowed to write and publish articles that are good? or that say...anything?
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
anyway i feel like complete dogshit so im starting simoun
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
studio deen is so cool because there's absolutely no way of knowing in advance whether one of their shows will be good or not. it could be terrible, it could be the very definition of mid, it could be genuinely incredible and gorgeous. you have to roll the dice
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I DID NOT SAY THAT
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
"no, please don't put on justin bieber, i'm trying to have sex with you"
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this american wife @oneofthebadones.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
there's *bits* of siren and siren 2 that work like this but generally you're mostly controlling your character from their own pov, rather than while sightjacking other characters
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.
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