Reposted by Michael M. JonesLightspeed Magazine @lightspeedmagazine.com · 11/10/2026According to Kickstarter tracking service, Kicktraq, the LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE campaign is trending toward only reaching 94% of our goal. So WE STILL NEED YOUR HELP. If you love SF, fantasy, and horror short fiction, please consider backing today and sharing this post. bit.ly/LS-NM-26 084111
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 10hAll the warm thoughts to you. And a selection of cats for strength. 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 23hI nominate Mrs. Todd for official driver. Her shortcuts are out of this world. 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And while both of these are crimes against humanity and nature, neither are technically illegal. Just think about that. 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Holy shit, someone who actually remembers the Great Brain and Mad Scientists' Club. 120
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026At my wife’s unwise request, we doordashed Little Caesar’s yesterday. They actually sent us extra food. It felt like a punishment. 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026should we provide our suggestions alphabetically by title, series, or author? 160
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why do you think Hal Jordan is so cranky? 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Major characters didn’t die as often back then so it was a big deal. Little did we know… 😝 100
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cats just know. Mine fight over the desk heating pad. Oh wait, that’s my laptop. 0821
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was gonna go with Howler, M.D. "It's sometimes lupus and I should know."static.klipy.comHouse MD: Hugh Laurie Dancing in ShadesALT: House MD: Hugh Laurie Dancing in Shades 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Too soon to suggest the Uncanny Howler-ween Special? 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comBill & Ted's Excellent Air Guitar AdventureALT: Bill & Ted's Excellent Air Guitar Adventure 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Welp, so much for that October sub I had lined up. See ya next year.static.klipy.comJake Barnett Princess: Bye Bye Boys!ALT: Jake Barnett Princess: Bye Bye Boys! 121
Reposted by Michael M. JonesMerc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We are REAL CLOSE... come back #OpportunityWindow, get some awesome #timeloop stories!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m... 01716
Reposted by Michael M. JonesMatt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We actually don't hate this administration enough 12576492388
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My tortie just won’t shut up. She explains everything to me. 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At first I read that as "low libido" and honestly, planetary bodies having libidos would be interesting. 1100
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gail - I was just wondering. Where does the Gambit Gone series fit into your Uncanny run's timeline? 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't trust any burger that requires me to unhinge my jaw like a snake. But dang that looks tasty. 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026But #1 is "Hey, hello there, whatchaaaa doooooin'?" 000
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a joke about World of Warcraft. It's a classic. 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hope "Third Rate Clown" shows up on a thousand signs come the next protests. He really named himself. 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Human who trained with ninjas and assassins vs born warrior who trained with literal gods and an island of immortal warriors… I’m giving this to Diana. Now, Diana vs Cassandra Cain? 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He's still evil but I feel bad for him, being brought out like a prop. You can practically see the puppet strings. 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just want Junkrat and Roadhog as magical girls. 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Right now though I'm on an L. Frank Baum and Oz/extended universe kick. As much as I know about his lesser-known books, there's SO MUCH I haven't read, and so much I'm learning. Same goes for the larger Oz canon. I knew there was a Famous Forty, there's also Sovereign 60 and Supreme 75 like... !!! 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've always been fascinated with the Stratmeyer Syndicate, which changed childrens literature in the early 1900s by applying the Ford-style assembly line approach to churning out cheap, formulaic series glomming onto whatever they thought would interest kids. Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, for example. 120
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That's just bonkers. But you're right, such a great way to describe it. 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Billy Idol in The Wedding Singerstatic.klipy.comDon't Talk to Billy Idol That Way!ALT: Don't Talk to Billy Idol That Way! 050
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Leverage is probably my favorite show of all time, bar none. And I can definitely see that. Slippery Jim would definitely have given the team a run for their money... I wonder if John Rogers is a fan of the books. 110
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh wow. I grew up on this series. It is WILD. I hope folks like it. 120
Reposted by Michael M. JonesNutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump destroying a national monument because people won't break the law by adding his name to it for him is a perfect example of this administration's total subservience to a madman. 213913
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel like there's a story behind this... 010
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Three Corn Dog Night 020
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oooooooo incidents, you say!static.klipy.comDiekatzlei: I'M INNOCENT!ALT: Diekatzlei: I'M INNOCENT! 011
Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fucking Blizzard… way to screw over collectors who aren’t present in person. 000
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I'm sorry, I'm already shipping Simran and Amrita and they are now Simranita. 100