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Michael M. Jones

@oneminutemonkey.bsky.social
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writer. book reviewer. anthologist. owned by cats. very sleepy. often stressed. mostly harmless. cryptically queer. he/him. SFWA. Codex. MFA in Childrens' Literature from Hollins University. I support diversity, inclusion, representation.

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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 5h
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Up Dogs
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Lightspeed Magazine @lightspeedmagazine.com · 11/10/2026
According to Kickstarter tracking service, Kicktraq, the LIGHTSPEED + NIGHTMARE campaign is trending toward only reaching 94% of our goal. So WE STILL NEED YOUR HELP. If you love SF, fantasy, and horror short fiction, please consider backing today and sharing this post. bit.ly/LS-NM-26
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 10h
All the warm thoughts to you. And a selection of cats for strength.
Fluffy orange cat uses tabby cat as a pillow. They are asleep on a laptop on a desk in front of some monitors.
Tortie cat on a bookcase. She is full of opinions.Small orange girl cat on a cat tree. She has big dark eyes and contemplates mayhem.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 23h
I nominate Mrs. Todd for official driver. Her shortcuts are out of this world.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 23h
Cujo with a Red Lantern ring.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And while both of these are crimes against humanity and nature, neither are technically illegal. Just think about that.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy shit, someone who actually remembers the Great Brain and Mad Scientists' Club.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At my wife’s unwise request, we doordashed Little Caesar’s yesterday. They actually sent us extra food. It felt like a punishment.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
should we provide our suggestions alphabetically by title, series, or author?
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, I’m not starting any long books.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why do you think Hal Jordan is so cranky?
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you monster
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Major characters didn’t die as often back then so it was a big deal. Little did we know… 😝
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aw tortie!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cats just know. Mine fight over the desk heating pad. Oh wait, that’s my laptop.
A fluffy orange cat uses a tabby cat as a pillow on a laptop on a desk.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was gonna go with Howler, M.D. "It's sometimes lupus and I should know."
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House MD: Hugh Laurie Dancing in Shades
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too soon to suggest the Uncanny Howler-ween Special?
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Air Guitar Adventure
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, so much for that October sub I had lined up. See ya next year.
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Jake Barnett Princess: Bye Bye Boys!
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Merc Fenn Wolfmoor @mercwolfmoor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are REAL CLOSE... come back #OpportunityWindow, get some awesome #timeloop stories!! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
screenshot from the backerkit website showing OPPORTUNITY WINDOW is at 1567/2000 with 96 backers and 4 days left to go
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My tortie just won’t shut up. She explains everything to me.
A dilute tortie cat stares at the camera, ready to give an opinion.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fucking bear.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So… a real life simulator? 😝
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At first I read that as "low libido" and honestly, planetary bodies having libidos would be interesting.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gail - I was just wondering. Where does the Gambit Gone series fit into your Uncanny run's timeline?
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
druid life
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't trust any burger that requires me to unhinge my jaw like a snake. But dang that looks tasty.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an abomination.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate every bit of this.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But #1 is "Hey, hello there, whatchaaaa doooooin'?"
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a joke about World of Warcraft. It's a classic.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope "Third Rate Clown" shows up on a thousand signs come the next protests. He really named himself.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Human who trained with ninjas and assassins vs born warrior who trained with literal gods and an island of immortal warriors… I’m giving this to Diana. Now, Diana vs Cassandra Cain?
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's still evil but I feel bad for him, being brought out like a prop. You can practically see the puppet strings.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just want Junkrat and Roadhog as magical girls.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right now though I'm on an L. Frank Baum and Oz/extended universe kick. As much as I know about his lesser-known books, there's SO MUCH I haven't read, and so much I'm learning. Same goes for the larger Oz canon. I knew there was a Famous Forty, there's also Sovereign 60 and Supreme 75 like... !!!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've always been fascinated with the Stratmeyer Syndicate, which changed childrens literature in the early 1900s by applying the Ford-style assembly line approach to churning out cheap, formulaic series glomming onto whatever they thought would interest kids. Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, for example.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That's just bonkers. But you're right, such a great way to describe it.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Billy Idol in The Wedding Singer
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Don't Talk to Billy Idol That Way!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Leverage is probably my favorite show of all time, bar none. And I can definitely see that. Slippery Jim would definitely have given the team a run for their money... I wonder if John Rogers is a fan of the books.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wow. I grew up on this series. It is WILD. I hope folks like it.
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump destroying a national monument because people won't break the law by adding his name to it for him is a perfect example of this administration's total subservience to a madman.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel like there's a story behind this...
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Three Corn Dog Night
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oooooooo incidents, you say!
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Diekatzlei: I'M INNOCENT!
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fucking Blizzard… way to screw over collectors who aren’t present in person.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hunter just hit me for 1600 in the pocket with pneumonia. If you were in the market for a shiny gift, now would be super appreciated. Sterling here: www.peculiarityshop.com/sourcedsterl...
A nine year old white basset hound.
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Michael M. Jones @oneminutemonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm sorry, I'm already shipping Simran and Amrita and they are now Simranita.
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