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Parker Williams

@oneatehundreds.bsky.social
307 followers 1.6K following 58 posts

Illustrator • Pink Lady apples fan • I mostly just follow and retweet (re…sky?) funny people, and occasionally try to comment funny responses. Some of them land. Trying to find all the people I follow on the (eX-)bird app. ParkerWillia.ms

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
republicans: we are nazis media: do democrats have a Hasan Piker Bin Laden problem?
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spot on
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💩 poo + 💀 skull =
An Emoji Mashup combining 💩 and 💀.
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Parker Williams @oneatehundreds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice legally dubious Casper ripoff
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a close race but this might be one of the dumbest things he’s ever done and that’s saying A LOT.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Phew! Glad he cleared that up!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows.
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Parker Williams @oneatehundreds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Call-me hand"? That's "hang loose," ya dweeb!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 22/09/2026
I love that this is just the Pope's default facial expression when he's in over his head in a social situation.
The Pope being presented with a massive green orb.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🥳 partying + 🤔 thinking =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🥳 and 🤔.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Simpsons meme of single pipe filling vats of delicious Duff, Duff Lite, and Duff Dry
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"If more guns made us safer, we'd be the safest country on Earth.".. (Pete Buttigieg et al) .. (cartoon Tim Eagan)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bravo @mapquest.com…. for not bending the knee! #LakeOntario-Now&Forever🇨🇦
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
😒 unamused + 😍 hearts-eyes =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😒 and 😍.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey Donnie
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Seed Germination Director at Antifa Botanic Garden @newsprintmafia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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brosaleigh @brosaleigh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There are many miserable parts of everything being the Way That It Is Right Now, but not being able to use a functional search tool while in many small emergencies, such as “where is the battery ground on a 2020 Ford Transit” and “when can a kidney stone kill you,” is my top one right now.
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🥳 partying + 👿 demon-angry =
An Emoji Mashup combining 🥳 and 👿.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/08/2026
Performative bullshit. Fauci is a hero. Besides, they’re trying to ban an 85-year-old retiree from a job he already left.
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Seed Germination Director at Antifa Botanic Garden @newsprintmafia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The colors on this tree
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
she did great
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/07/2026
Amazing move sir. Associating communism with people who hate pedophiles
Lenin forgotten strategy
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/07/2026
Wow I can’t believe companies maximize profits instead of social well being. Someone should look into this
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 21/07/2026
Including shortening the work week in your platform is always a good move cause then the capitalist sympathizers have to explain why that would be bad
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cartoon by Monte Wolverton
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Seed Germination Director at Antifa Botanic Garden @newsprintmafia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Like comes at you fast
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the future is here and it is picking images for news alerts
HEADLINE: Taylor Farms pulls iceberg lettuce linked to cyclosporiasis outbreak (CBS News)

IMAGE: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i learned early what to do with guys who have nazi tattoos www.welcometohellworld.com/a-conflict-a...
I can't remember which show I was at when I realized I liked the same music as white nationalists. I know it was at Washington DC's Fight Club, partly because my recollection of the night is lit in flickering orange - I've spent a lot of time in a lot of shit hole venues, but Fight Club was the only one whose attendees regularly lit fires in trash cans to keep warm. The moment wasn't particularly dramatic. A slender little skinhead who had been pogoing unobtrusively enough in the pit peeled off his shirt, revealing a swastika tattoo between his shoulder blades; another man's voice hollered "NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF"; two much bigger skinheads immediately marched Swastika Shoulders out of sight, looking like a pair of bouncers ejecting a drunk.Based on what I remember of the few skinheads who remained in DC through the aughts, Swastika Shoulders surely got his ass beat that night. If so, it didn't even interrupt the show.
The path that opened to facilitate his exit sealed over again right away. I have to talk about it as if it had been triggered by a motion sensor rather than the movements of individual people
- that's how automated it seemed. We were a long way from Jimmy Pursey's feeble attempts to shut down National Front battle formations, that was for sure. Punk sectarianism had by no means been resolved by the aughts, but there was perfect clarity by then about how to deal with at least one sect.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/07/2026
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute.
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Seed Germination Director at Antifa Botanic Garden @newsprintmafia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"...and crypto is a scam, it's a scam, believe me (laudatory)"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/06/2026
I think it’s horrifying there’s actual people that aren’t communists these days 10 men in the US have the wealth of half the planet, 2 billion people live in slums, and we are setting the planet on fire and you will still sit here and defend class based exploitation and private wealth
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
One word: Kindness. 🐶💦🚰💖 An appeal - Be kind to fellow humans, be kinder to our animal friends (because they are more vulnerable contextually). #kindness #dog #animals
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/06/2026
What better way to celebrate America's 250th than with a bunch of empty federalist-style bouncy castles on the national mall
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Parker Williams @oneatehundreds.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's so disheartening. I feel like it's gotta partially be because of the nostalgia wave for all the dogshit late-'90s/early-2000s media/culture
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i haven't seen so many people casually use the r-word since the early 2000's what the fuck is going on
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 31,1962
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P2- NANCY' NIGHTMARE CONTINUES BUT NOW A RAMPANT RINOCERIOUS IS CHASING HER 

P3- NANCY WAKES Up AND THERE IS A INTERMISSION CARD IN THE THOUGHT BUBBLE ABOVE HER

P4- NANCY IS IN THE RESTROOM GETTING A DRINK OF WATER ,BUT THE INTERMISSION CARD BUBBLE IS STILL ABOVE HER BED
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The Salt Lake Tribune @sltrib.com · 24/06/2026
“By practicing humility, skepticism and curiosity, we can prioritize trustworthy information over that which soothes our egos and protects our worldviews,” Veronika Tait writes in an op-ed.
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Voices: My education challenged my beliefs. I hope my students have the same opportunities I did for uncensored learning.
“By practicing humility, skepticism and curiosity, we can prioritize trustworthy information over that which soothes our egos and protects our worldviews,” Veronika Tait writes in an op-ed.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Let’s be honest about what this is. Donald Trump hired a company that was not qualified, they did a shoddy job, and because he has such a fragile ego, now Donald Trump has to play make believe that, in fact, this was the work of elusive vandals... this is all just bad community theater."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Birch Barlow already established the correct spelling decades ago.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I trust Aaron 100%. He’s my number one go to about the actual news and this is the first time I ever had to check to see if something he posted was real.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i loathe every person i see on the street. lookit that stupid asshole

(normal guy whistling)
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