Reposted by FunnyJoke ComedyManDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14hCUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.) 1256108
Reposted by FunnyJoke ComedyManWinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference 5723230
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026old guy working at Barnes and Noble kept trying to help me find something to read (didn't ask and wouldn't need someone's help anyway) and I'm not shitting you every book and series he pointed out I already read so he finally gave up LOL i warned him I read pretty much nonstop 150
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It should look exactly like this every day of the year and there should only be sun showers OR violent but short thunderstorms 030
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I kind of want a cat again but I am spoiled from having a luxury breed and I would rather have no cat than have one that has 2 coats and sheds everywhere I won't live like that 140
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my upstairs neighbor has been vacuuming the hardwood floor above me for half an hour , don't know what else that sound could be 040
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I could rail normal pollen in the summer and be fine but once October hits I have allergies until April 020
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026had my last pt appointment until i pick it back up in the spring and I asked if I could hug her and she got so excited and it was a genuinely pleasant hug, people in MN do not hug enough!! I'm not even a hugger but being southern i guess I am up here 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the country of japan should not legally be allowed to call Whatever That Shit Is cheesecake 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thinking about spicy boiled peanuts should be the worst texture and yet i enjoy the sloppy wet unshelled peanuts i got in a cup from a stand on the side of the road 020
Reposted by FunnyJoke ComedyManAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9652933270
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026somehow managed to walk into a small tree branch that went directly into my ear hole and I can still hear and it's only ringing a little 👍 010
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026saw a window decal of like an American flag and AWAKE NOT WOKE under it hahahah 050
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026people shit on dungeon crawler carl but once the story really gets going not only does each character experience genuinely emphatic growth but the way strategy is used to not fuckin DIE constantly has been dusting off my underutilized synapses for strategizing lol 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026stress crying at my adult job bc I am working in the city I live in (but crucially do not drive around in) instead of the middle of bum fuck nowhere and nothing makes any sense and there's too much shit going on 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the concept of hypermobile people benefitting from compression wear but putting it on is extra hard and potentially injurious is very funny 110
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been biding my time for my JoJo's autism to reignite and it feels soooo good to suddenly remember how I can point out how everything on earth is technically a JoJo's reference 010
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw a beautiful tableau of a swamp with a barely decomposing deer carcass that was being fed on by polite vultures this morning I was there working for like 80 minutes lol 020
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026had a dream I was eating carne asada with rice and beans ... I'm gonna eat that today 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026my fish tank is now a shrimp tank I have like 6-8 fish and about 80-100 shrimp and I just saw another one is eggnant 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i'm to believe this man in his fuck ass outfit was getting his dick sucked by 3 sexy flight attendants on a private jet. he was mansplaining different qualities of high-end dashi also 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026imagine acquiring a stand but instead of cool one your fucking fingernails fly off like little weapons and have to grow back 110
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026there are some socks in Australia that are only made in Australia and they don't ship to the US so I'm going to have to order them, send them to a friends house then have them ship them to me which will be like $50 ...for socks 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026reading all the murderbot books in about 7 days even, i enjoy Reading 020
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@umbellule.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social Hey guys weird specific question but I have a young coworker who does not have a relationship w her Kiwi mom but in order to get a passport she would need someone to use as a reference, do y'all know how to go about that/ 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it's like the ren fest workers have never seen a white blade before 😒 250
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026when i go to the ren fest tomorrow as Blade im gonna see if anyone doing face paintings can paint my face to make me look like a JoJo 121
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026you know it's actually pretty amazing i haven't gotten a JoJo's tattoo yet (how could I possibly decide on what to get) 030
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i don't understand people who can nap and enjoy it naps are something that Happen To Me against my will i am no longer in control my job is to lay down asap 160
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026mitch and I are checking on and taking care of my friends cats while she's out of town and he is finally understanding why i can't go back to a normal cat with 2 coats of fur after having a Bengal idk how anyone lives with this much hair we are losing our minds 050
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026forcibly making my entire Instagram fyp jojos content 010
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I had to get a filling in the very back of my mouth and at one point the drill or something slipped a little and I just looked and there's a huge bruise in the back of my mouth it doesn't feel awesome 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026humiliating when you get really bothered by someone's opinion but only bc it's not an objective truth the opinion is based on 💔 030
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I cleaned my big metal cattail dipper and brought it home so I can take it to my pt appointment tomorrow and ask her to help me figure out how to balance and use it while engaging the correct muscles lmao This is the only pic i have of it but I reckon she's got those bosu balls or whatever 040
Reposted by FunnyJoke ComedyMana ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They’re doing this to me tomorrow 041
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026remembered how much i hate space and think it's scary when i was 3 chapters into a scary space book 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026wasn't aware i could sweat like jordan peele in that sketch but I've been wearing insulated chest waders while it's 90° outside in the direct sun all day at work and so much sweat is pouring from my face that it's going up my nose when i breathe in 030
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I got what people call "the Ferrari of si belts" and immediately after putting it on i get it 120
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026just realized I've been having a rough ass couple of years and even though there were a few good things it's allll with the knowledge that my mother is dying and isolated and lonely over 1000 miles away and I'm also desperately trying to avoid autistic burnout which would be Very Bad 030
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I haven't had dinner in about 8 days , due to I Can Only Do About 3 Things A Day Including My Job 140
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 maintenance guy had to uninstall my bidet to fix the toilet and it had too many failure points (one of those hose attachment ones) to be reinstalled 130
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i hate when my disability is disabling instead of just quirky or whatever 070
Reposted by FunnyJoke ComedyMancatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/08/2026if my dumb ass ever made you laugh, paypal apocalypsemaud@gmail.com - the world is burying me in cat and car and teeth! I can't be funny if these bills kill me! haha no but seriously now's the time to HELP if you want to Help please Help 9679263
FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it's genuinely getting to a point where it's impressive how every day gets more fucking STUPID than the previous day 050
