David Pitler @omgdpitty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026There was a time when “whales are now sadists who explode other animals for lulz” would’ve at least cracked my top 75 things to be concerned about. 0131
David Pitler @omgdpitty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026/battle rap voice There’s vomit on his sweater already…Gary Gaetti. 130
Reposted by David PitlerDaniel S. Goldberg @profgoldberg.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now 9585022060
Reposted by David PitlerBryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Strom Thurmond talked for 24 hours about the importance of maintaining segregation. Cory Booker talked for 24 hours about the importance of not being an asshole, and about the need to get the ball to your playmakers in space. 211655165
Reposted by David PitlerMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 31/01/2025dark times indeed, but still laughing that one of the week’s big stories was an Chinese AI company being like “oh a bullshit machine? we can make that, no problem” and it blew up the stock market 243762617
Reposted by David Pitler𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 29/01/2025"Disregard my pervious memo, this is to avoid the lawsuit, still doing the crimes" is just a dril tweet from when he was good 455890
Reposted by David PitlerJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/01/2025If you enjoyed your Vampire Weekend, thank a Vampire Union 13884133
Reposted by David PitlerAshleigh ☕️ @ashleigh.me · 27/01/2025omg i just googled james cook and saw his middle name is dalvin and was like pls tell me dalvin's middle name is james AND GUESS WHAT 18724113
David Pitler @omgdpitty.bsky.social · 27/01/2025They played at the annual fundraiser thing at the Fort Worth zoo like ten years ago and it was everything you could ever hope for from an Everclear concert at the Fort Worth zoo. 170
Reposted by David PitlerAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 27/01/2025nantz is one of the best to ever do it, and his biggest strength is that he earnestly believes a game like this is more important than nuclear holocaust 1343216
Reposted by David Pitlercharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 27/01/2025the strategy and skill level of the game is 100x more interesting than penalties man. even bad calls. why do so many people get fixated on this 111167
Reposted by David PitlerGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Weasels don’t actually go “pop.” We ran one over with our maintenance cart. 3457991
David Pitler @omgdpitty.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Watching a big game solo is so much more enjoyable here than it has been for a while in the bad place. Shoutout @fourverts.bsky.social @aaronschatz.com @rodger.bsky.social @rotopat.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social 030
