olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The first fridge I remember in my family home growing up ran off mains gas. 000
Reposted by olycatKB @ktb543.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children. 215240
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Why does Lewis look like a failed South American dictator? 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The Lady with the Log, Jingle Peaks Ose! @osie.yogscast.com 1642
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Here's an idea for the American healthcare system, subscription based defibrillators. Pay a monthly subscription for immediate shocks or listen to a few ads first for free access. You could tier the subscptions, higher subscription level, more shocks. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025So, managed to fracture my elbow in two places, mangled my foot, buggered up my shoulder and gave myself whiplash. I've also noticed swelling to my leg around the calf, which incidentally, hurts like hell too, so something isn't right there either. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Elijah Wood always has that 'I don't think that was a fart' kind of expression. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Do not introduce Digital ID cardsWe demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What the fuck is wrong with these fucking fucks. I so just want to get off this fucking planet right now. 000
Reposted by olycatJoel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Kitten Dave has extended his oesophagus and covered it in feet so it acts as a huge, horrific flesh centipede. Imagine it hard. 172
Reposted by olycatThe Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Screaming into the void 4392543493
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Yome is very fast and nimble, able to evade a swift barrage of attacks. She is able to heal wounds, implying she has excellent chakra control. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 02/06/2025My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy. 010
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025To be fair, they thought it was the correct hedge, just some previous smoothbrain delivery driver had vandalised the front door by scrawling the wrong house number on it. 020
Reposted by olycatmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307375175
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Mind you, they've missed a trick. If they are going to charge you extra for not providing a service they could have slipped an extra £10 on as I provided my own packaging etc. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too..... 210
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025It took me a moment to realise you were not talking about certain professional women found around Kings Cross and the men who frequent them. 110
Reposted by olycatWriting on Games @writingongames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto" 10394
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Wait, Oss isn't real? Who the hell liked my post on Fishcord then? :( Its the Easter Bunny fiasco all over again fml. 000
Reposted by olycatEveryone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar 23901400
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Use the plastic surgeons to give you the Jesus look live on stream. Everyones a winner. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I'll be fine, I have a copy of Protect and Survive and a screw driver. I'll just whip off my doors, create an inner refuge, wait a couple of weeks and..... 010
Reposted by olycatNeil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 19/02/2025After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000 1228093
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Vielen Dank fur das gluck 🙃 Umm, thank you for the lovely, happy streams which are always full of positive energy and the wonderful community. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 06/02/2025That is a terrifying thought, especially as Button next really sat well with me even as a youngster. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I'll never understand how the vacuum cleaners cord with slip effortlessly under a door just by looking at it but takes hours of brute strength, hostage negotiation and bribes to get it back out again. 000
Reposted by olycatChris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 23/01/2025About that misunderstood Elon Musk "My heart goes out to you" gesture… 58037
