olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026The first fridge I remember in my family home growing up ran off mains gas. 000
Reposted by olycatKB @ktb543.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Upset annoying acquaintances by commenting "AI slop" under pictures they share of their children. 215240
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The Lady with the Log, Jingle Peaks Ose! @osie.yogscast.com 1642
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Here's an idea for the American healthcare system, subscription based defibrillators. Pay a monthly subscription for immediate shocks or listen to a few ads first for free access. You could tier the subscptions, higher subscription level, more shocks. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 12/10/2025So, managed to fracture my elbow in two places, mangled my foot, buggered up my shoulder and gave myself whiplash. I've also noticed swelling to my leg around the calf, which incidentally, hurts like hell too, so something isn't right there either. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Elijah Wood always has that 'I don't think that was a fart' kind of expression. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Do not introduce Digital ID cardsWe demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at. 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 10/09/2025What the fuck is wrong with these fucking fucks. I so just want to get off this fucking planet right now. 000
Reposted by olycatJoel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Kitten Dave has extended his oesophagus and covered it in feet so it acts as a huge, horrific flesh centipede. Imagine it hard. 172
Reposted by olycatThe Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Screaming into the void 4392583494
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 02/06/2025My 'You're over 30' advice is, eat the cake, all the cake and any other food you fancy. 010
Reposted by olycatmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307415175
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025EVRi, you're having a laugh mate! You've added £2.74 to the price due to my location, but expect me to travel for 90 minutes to drop it off at a specific Post Office!!!! If it was down to me I'd have used Royal Mail and taken it to my local Post Office, 7 minutes away, would be cheaper too..... 210
Reposted by olycatWriting on Games @writingongames.bsky.social · 03/03/2025There's a burger place near here called Slutty Buns. Not sure it's not a ghost kitchen but I imagine someone going "I'm really in the mood for a Slutty Buns." Going up to the counter like "I'll have the iykyk (winks at the cashier) with a Cheesy Slut, some Slutty Dip (cum) on the side, and a Vimto" 10394
Reposted by olycatEveryone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025🚨Elon Musk just helped the far-right in 🇩🇪 win their best result since WW2 then called them to say congrats. So don’t buy his f*ing cars, yeah? #dontbuyaswasticar 23901400
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Here, in the wild, we see two wank panzers engage in the annual rut. 000
Reposted by olycatNeil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 19/02/2025After careful analysis I can bring you the greatest moment in EastEnders 40 year history - Pete & Arthur play Burnin' Rubber on the Amstrad GX4000 1228093
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I'll never understand how the vacuum cleaners cord with slip effortlessly under a door just by looking at it but takes hours of brute strength, hostage negotiation and bribes to get it back out again. 000
Reposted by olycatChris Heilmann @codepo8.bsky.social · 23/01/2025About that misunderstood Elon Musk "My heart goes out to you" gesture… 58036
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025what's your favorite guest appearance that comes out of nowhere? Simpsorama!! (does this count as a guest appearance? I hope so.)media.tenor.coma cartoon of homer simpson and futurama charactersALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and futurama characters 030
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Its scary to think that Watsit Hitler and Wank Panzer have taken overmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of two men playing a video game with the caption break in the law breakin the law !!!ALT: a cartoon of two men playing a video game with the caption break in the law breakin the law !!! 010
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I wonder if Watsit Hitler will replace The Beast with a Wank Panzer? Also, a what stage in the proceedings do they brick Biden up in one of the White House walls? 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025sum up your personality in one gif.media.tenor.coma dog is standing next to a pile of lettuce on a table .ALT: a dog is standing next to a pile of lettuce on a table . 000
Reposted by olycatb3ta @b3ta.com · 08/01/2025Company Mergers Artist: leftabit b3ta.com/board/11414440 From the 'Company Mergers' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/companymergers/p… #CompanyMergers 0194
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025well i've got news for you sister it ain't gonna be that easy now feel the power of the thong.... 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025There's a frost, in winter! Fuck me BBC, you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here! 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 01/01/20252025, 2025, 2025.... what the eff happened to the 90's? Seriously, I remember 1998 and now we're here? Happy new year I guess! <3 010
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I know its been a bit shitty weather wise today but I seriously hope its not going to take over a year to restore power! 000
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Brilliant news everyone! (Can I go back to the 1990's? I enjoyed the 1990's.) 010
Reposted by olycatJoel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Crabs make the heart grow fonder 081
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Cheese time! (almost anyway, the Brie needs to warm through a wee bit.) 010
olycat @olycat.bsky.social · 21/12/202434 pigs in blankets consumed so far, many more in the fridge cooked and ready to snack on + a couple of emergency packs ready to cook just in case. Next, the cheese. 000
Reposted by olycatMOONBTCH 🌙🔮 @moonbtch.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I am VERY upset with Twitch for releasing a global emote that appears to be made with AI 🤮 Help support me and every artist on this platform by voting on this uservoice! It's the best way to get Twitch to listen. VOTE HERE ⬇️ twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92873... 15258433390
