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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀

@olrhys.bsky.social
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polite menace, that’ll be my brand || Cryptid Knight, occasional embroiderer, Noah Reid enjoyer || 🔞 sometimes nsfw, minors dni || 34/married/bi/she+they

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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
still annoyed at how they handled tcf coming to an end but interested to see what Rhysie and the gang have up their sleeve
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had yet another Taika dream except this time he disappeared under mysterious circumstances. what does it all mean
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made bread today and impulsively decided to clean + rearrange my entire office and I am very tired but the bread turned out pretty and my office feels less cramped and dirty so it’s a win. Here’s the bread
Photo of a round loaf of sourdough bread, marked with a leafy scoring pattern
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Season finale of Ted Lasso made me cry
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me try that again…
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
someone or several someones or everyone should draw this as ed & stede with their cake toppers 🙂‍↕️
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unbelievably excited to be getting a new washer tomorrow which feels like a very Boring Adult thing to be excited about
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can’t believe I never knew this
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I made cookies (brown butter chocolate chunk made with sourdough discard and sprinkled with Icelandic sea salt)
A photo of several chocolate chip cookies on a tray, on top of parchment paper
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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️ @kellykat53.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stede demanding privacy at the public notice board I love you you ridiculous bitch 🥰
Stede is standing in front of a public notice board. He’s been talking to Ed’s wanted poster. He’s turned around to face Ricky and looks incredibly irritated
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go offfff Dad
I was at my desk on the lot when Zaz released the "initial word mark" for Warner Brothers Discovery, complete with a quote from The Maltese Falcon.

It looked like an intern from 1993 put it together.David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 23m Beyond the collective cringe, everyone was trying to attach meaning. Was he just completely out of his depth? Did he actually have some affection for the history of the lot and this storied brand? And, if so, would that win out?



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 19m Twenty minutes after "the word mark" debuted, we had a production meeting with our execs. Normally an upbeat bunch, they looked ashen. Hollowed out. They'd just come from a town hall hosted by the man himself. It was as if someone had a gun pointed at them from just off camera.



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... They kept their composure, and gave us our usual productive and insightful meeting. But it was clear whatever they'd just witnessed was demoralizing. At best. And we went back to our pirate ships to shoot the day's work on that gorgeous lot.



David Jenkins @david_jenkin... 10m And Zaslav got busy too. He spent a lot of time courting the town and playing mogul. He was seen at the Polo Lounge regularly, seemingly taking the temperature of the major players including Steven Spielberg. He made a show of it, kind of a listening tour. David Jenkins @david_jenkins_5m

But it was clear pretty quickly this man was playing dress up. Like his initial wordmark, this was a fantasy he was living out. He put down his money, and he got to play entertainment mogul. Literally while living in Robert Evans' old house, which he'd purchased the year before.


David Jenkins @david_jenkins__2m

Of course, the only reason Zaslav's ownership was possible is the company was billions of dollars in debt from the AT&T days. As much of a piker as he seemed to be, he was a piker with money. A symptom, really. These kinds of symptoms appear when a company is truly sick.
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At the screening for Wilderpeople last week, there were notably loud cheers for OFMD compared to other projects mentioned during Taika and Rhys’s intros, prompting Taika to say “someone likes gay pirates” when he came out onstage lol bsky.app/profile/ourf...
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes! Even when the story itself isn’t something I can relate to, the emotion is always there and always relatable
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
truly
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
something I would like to speak more eloquently on someday is Taika’s ability to find both the humor and the heartbreak when it comes to stories about grief because goddamn. He’s a master of the craft
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(tw for pet death) our neighbor had to put one of their two huskies to sleep last week and their other one just keeps howling throughout the day and it’s breaking my heart 😭
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also from this screening, only a few months before Sam left us. Such a sweet little moment and I’m so glad it happened.
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From the screening back in March. 🤌🤌
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey buds I am always trying to get my work to show Hunt for the Wilderpeople but one off screenings often lose money for us so it hasn’t worked out so far. But I’m thinking of just sponsoring it myself. This would be an open-to-the-public screening, some undetermined weekend morning in November -
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Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️ @indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“*Someone* likes gay pirates…” Thank you for capturing that moment @ourflagmeansfanfic.bsky.social!!
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Alex Amadeo @alexamadeo.com · 05/10/2026
The Academy Museum posted photos from the Hunt for the Wilderpeople screening! www.instagram.com/p/DeIBLqkl8F...
Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby posing with two larger than life Oscar statuettes
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine him nudging Rhys and being like “watch this”
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the host definitely did NOT expect that kind of reaction lmao
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
do u ever feel sad about all the *gestures vaguely* but then remember David Jenkins once said he’d never say no to reviving ofmd unless it became completely ridiculous since a time jump is supposed to happen between s2 and s3 anyway and feel a little bit better?
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know, I wish we could coordinate some sort of ofmd-specific event he’d go to bc I can’t see him ever wanting to go to something where a bunch of shitlord comic bros would be lmao
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No I’m right there with you, I think hearing the phrase “gay pirates” come out of Taika’s mouth reactivated me like a sleeper agent
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk but I really can too. Maybe it’s because of the pigeon movie he’s got coming out. He’s our very own bird guy
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love dream logic
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and I would support him doing so
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my dream-self was just like “yeah that tracks, seems normal”
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Classic Taika never going anywhere without his owl
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
had a dream that a bunch of us crew were at some sort of bar/restaurant (it looked like an Applebees tbh) and Taika showed up but he promptly got kicked out because he was stoned and had a live owl with him
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
exactly 😌
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
idk why I even BOTHER WITH THIS SPORT (the bills lost)
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hate when u see something that an earlier version of you would have immediately sent to a friend whom the current version of you doesn’t really talk to anymore. it’s a real bummer of a time.
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Football is probably one of the least-gay contact sports bc of all the padding but occasionally the commentators will say things like “terrific ball-handling skills” and that makes me feel better
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have respect for Aaron Sorkin I GUESS but it can only go so far
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kettle corn
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m still mad at The Social Reckoning for using part of the Social Network score in their first trailer. It was like a direct attack on me, trying to appeal to emotions to make me actually want to watch it. But I WON’T! not without Jesse Eisenberg AND David Fincher ! Thank you kindly!!!!
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“bitch please” is taking me out lmao I love d*vid f*rrier
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 04/10/2026
"journalist david farrier also investigated the church" bitch please
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David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 04/10/2026
still odd how giant new zealand outlets like 1NEWS report on a story like this, going out of their way to minimize webworm's involvement. to be clear: we led the reporting, & there WOULD BE NO REPORTING if we hadn't broken the story after a year of research: www.webworm.co/multiverse/
one news report from last week
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spent the day outside at a fun halloweenish event with my partner and in-laws, and am now cozy in my bed, have taken an edible, and am catching up on the Bills game which feels like a perfect Sunday
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope we made him proud 🥹
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I keep replaying Taika very proudly saying “*someone* likes gay pirates” over and over again in my head
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mariah scarey 🏴‍☠️🚀 @olrhys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This weekend really reawakened something in me, I need my pirates back
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
back home and back to reality but i wish i was watching taika give rhys heart eyes while they finished each other's sentences instead
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Al the Archer @wastingyourgum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys! GUYS! It's the WHOLE THING! 🎉 #HFTW #TaikaWaititi #RhysDarby #RimaTeWiata #HuntForTheWilderpeople
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2026.10.02 HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE Q&A w/Taika Waititi, Rhys Darby, Rima Te Wiata (Academy Museum)
YouTube video by Edward Wang
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Nikki ✌🏻💜🏴‍☠️ @asyouwish311.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God I miss Our Flag Means Death.
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